Note: This story was dynamically reformatted for online reading convenience. Cucumbers, carrots, corn, dildos and finally real black cocks for my wife By Bhuralund@gmail.com The first time I convinced my wife to fuck herself with a cucumber was after I failed to get an erection for a whole month. We were just too shy to go and buy a real dildo so I went to the supermarket and chose a real fat and long cucumber. Of course, it was not the real thing but I was really disappointed with myself for not being able to satisfy her sexually and wanted to please her somehow. She was very self-conscious when I smeared the head of the cucumber cock with KY Jelly and rubbed it up and down her cunt slit...but as I pushed the fact cucumber cock in her hairy pussy, her arousal increased and soon she had spread her legs real wide and was moaning and groaning to the hard fucking I was giving her through the cucumber cock. I started licking her engorged clot as I pushed the fat and hard cucumber cock in her wet and slimey pussy. Within minutes, she was writhing in pleasure under my manipulations and she came so hard that for a few minutes I thought I would suffocate and die because of the way she clamped her creamy white thighs all over me. Later, I pulled the cucumber cock coated with my wife's tangy cunt juices and ate it all, relishing the added pussy flavor. The sight of the cucumber cock pounding her pussy excited me so much that my cock became rock hard and I came all over the bed sheet without even touching myself. But of course I didn't tell her that I was hard or she would have stopped getting fucked by the cucumber cock. After that, I made it a routine to fuck her with the cucumber cock. Of course, I bought fresh cucumbers in large stock. I ensured I had bigger and bigger and thicker and thicker cucumber cocks for my sweet wife. But within two weeks, both of us were getting a bit bored of the cucumber cocks, so I experimented with other stuff. First I got shiny deep purple long brinjals. Then I bought thick long bananas. We tried carrots - both white and orange ones, even cobs of corn (oh the way she shuddered in her orgasm when I fucked her with a magnificent eight-inch corn - but it was just too troublesome to remove the corn seeds afterwards). Then, four months into our new vegan-sex lifestyle, I bought a real dildo for my sweetheart. I chose a real expensive one - about 9-inches long and four-inches thick, it even had a movable foreskin and had a cavity inside that you could fill with cream or any liquid to life-like feeling of a cock spurting cum inside, it had a set of nice big balls (you squeeze hard on the balls to squirt "cum" through the cock) and of course, it was my favorite color - jet black. That night, I blindfolded her and tied her hands and legs to the four corners of the bed. She was very excited because this was a game we were playing for the first time. Then I started caressing her with the black fat veiny dildo. I started with her toes and then traced her body contours through the uncut tip of the artificial but sexy rock hard cock. I squeezed some drops of my precum (of course I was leaking like a faucet) inside the tip of the dildo's foreskin and rubbed her lips with it. She opened her mouth and nibbled at the uncut tip of the dildo...and immediately I could feel her struggle to untie herself to see what it was. But before she started complaining or whining, I stuffed that big fake black cock in her mouth and squirted some of the precum in her mouth. She gagged but finally she had no choice but to suck the black fat dildo. Oh man, I wish I can put words to the feelings in my head at that moment when I saw a black cock enter my wife's pretty mouth (so what if it was fake). Anyway, the feelings intensified ten-folds when that strange cock, entered my wife's steaming hot hairy love tunnel. I fucked her so hard with the dildo that we both were perspiring profusely within 20 minutes. She came multiple times and begged me to stop but I pounded her pussy with the black dildo till I thought she (and I) would die of pleasure. After that night, I stopped fucking her (with the dildo of course) every night. She was still shy to ask, but I know that she was horny all the time. A few weeks of black dildo fun later, I realized that now we both were ready for more. At least I was. My cock had started functioning fully and I had resumed fucking my hot cunted slut wife but I fucked her just to dump my load in her pussy not to pleasure her. I pleasured her only with assortment of cocks I had gathered for her. Then one Friday I went out drinking with two of my buddies. We drank and drank and in two hours time, I was stoned completely. One of my buddies, Sesh, is divorced and the other, Berg, is a widower. Actually both of them are much older than my 40 years but we get along fine. Anyway, so we were drinking and talking. Mostly we were talking of sex. Sesh mentioned that the kinkiest thing he had ever done with a partner was to pee inside her pussy a little bit without her knowing. Berg, sighed and said the kinkiest thing he had ever done was when one of his dates put her long-nailed finger in his stinking black asshole. We all laughed. And then I blurted. Probably to boast about my kinky sex life. As my story progressed from cucumber cocks to carrots to corns and bananas to the black uncut 9-inch-dildo, their two pairs of eyes bulged so much that I was afraid that they would pop out of their sockets. Suddenly, I was feeling a bit bad at having revealed my own secret life. "...to think that your wife let you have your way with her with all those things in her cunt...fuck man I don't believe a word of that shit you just said," Berg bellowed. Sesh too was laughing at me, "Fuckin' arsehole, you want us to believe that crap...ha ha ha...just look at y'rself...a pathetic, skinny, short stub of a man...I don't believe you can do all that...and, more that that, I kinda' find it hard to digest that that sweet pretty wife of y'rs allowed you to do such dirty stuff with her...no way man, you liar." It is true that I am not bulked-up and heavily built like Sesh and Berg but I am not pussy. My cock measures seven inches and it's a good three inches wide and now that I can get it up all the time...I am only pleasuring my wife with the vegetable cocks and the dildo because we want to spice up our sex life. But I was getting a bit annoyed with both Sesh and Berg. Fuckin' assholes. They were just jealous. I told them that they were just jealous that my wife and I had such fun times together. To this both of them laughed in unison, their yellow-white teeth shining brightly against their jet-black shiny skin. "No fuckin' way man," Berg said, his eyes red from all the alcohol, "I hate them fuckin' liars so dontcha tell me that I am jealous of you fuckin' your wife with a dildo. And to speak the truth, I don't believe a word still. Stop them empty words man." "Yeah, be man enough to admit that you get laid every weekend missionary style," Sesh spat. I didn't want to pick a fight with my own buddies but they were hurting my ego. I had to defend my male pride. So I thought and came up with a plan. "Liar? Me? Never bro. Both of you will eat your own shit if I showed you for real," I said sure they would call it off. But perhaps they really didn't believe me because in the end they nodded to my proposal. Highly elated that half the battle was won, we drove to my house (I was sandwiched between the two black giants since I was in no condition to drive my car and ended up sharing Sesh's car). It was already past midnight. I motioned for Sesh and Berg to stay quite. I told them that once I had everything prepared, I would call them in and that they had to stay absolutely quite inside. They both nodded like eager beavers. My wife was asleep and there were two empty bottles of wine next to the bed. I tried to wake her up but she was sound asleep. But I still didn't want to take any chances of her recognizing Berg and Sesh so I blindfolded her and tied her hands and legs the way, I always did. Then, just as an added safety measure, I turned the TV on to MTV to muffle any noise that my two giant black buddies might make. Then I motioned them in. They tip-toed inside and stood on either side of my wife. While preparing her, I had forgotten to make her wear any clothes and now my innocent sweet wife was on display for Sesh and Berg. Sesh, blew a soft whistle and told me that I was a "lucky son-of-a-bitch to have such a foxy, hot cunt of a wife." Then he turned to Berg and said, as if I was not even around, "Fuck man, look at how long her cunt hair is." Berg nodded and added, "And see how meaty her pussy lips are..." I told them to shut up and watch. Then I pulled the black dildo out and to show them how lifelike it was, I pulled up its rubbery foreskin to reveal the jet black fat cock head. For effect, I even squeezed the balls a little and some slippery KY jelly spurted out. It really looked and felt like a real cock. Then I started my sex games with my drunken wife. I was so engrossed it slowly fucking her mouth with the black dildo that I never realized that both my black buddies had sat down on the bed. Sesh was sitting between my wife's spread legs, and his hand was stretched on the bed, his fingers lingering just an inch or two from my wife's ripe, hairy pussy. Berg was sitting opposite me, and his hand was dangerously close to her full, creamy wife breast. I smiled at them and they at me and I continued how I was fucking my wife. At the same time, I bent down and started sucking at her brown tit, flipping it with my tongue wildly. Sesh whispered to me, "Yo bro. Your hand will be tired soon, you continue nibbling on her tit and let me give you a hand with the dildo." I hesitated but the tits really tasted nice and my hand was really getting tired holding the fat and long black cock. I continued sucking her tits and watched how Sesh rubbed the black dildo up and down my wife's pussy. A few strokes later, he whispered, "She is a bit dry," and spat directly on my wife's pussy before I could tell him where the KY jelly was. I was a bit annoyed but didn't want to make a scene. Then Sesh, smeared his spit on my wife's pussy with the head of the dildo and slowly started pushing in. His face was so close to my wife's pussy that she must have surely felt his hot breath if she was fully conscious. Unlike the way I fucked my wife with the dildo, Sesh was scarping every inch of the innards of my wife's pussy with the dildo and I could see my wife bucking under his hands. Then he pulled the dildo out and spat on his hands, "Still dry," he said and started smearing his saliva all inside my wife's pussy. I would have pulled his hands out but his thick fat fingers looked so hot massaging my wife's pussy that I merely smiled at him. He smiled too. Berg, watching all this so far, exclaimed, "Your house is fuckin' hot bro," and pulled his t-shirt off his body. I stared at his rippling chest and biceps and continued flipping my tongue over my wife's hard nipples. Although drunken she was still responding to the Sesh's fingers and my tongue. Next, I noticed, Berg was pulling his jeans off. Before I could object softly, he had taken off every piece of clothing and was standing there buck naked. This was too much, I gestured him to come close, stood up on my knees and whispered to him that he was not supposed to take off his clothes. How could he be nude in front of my wife? He replied coolly, "Don't worry mate, she is blindfolded already and I just want to jerk myself off. Haven't been laid in years you know." I could understand his sentiments. But as he was speaking I looked down and realized that the head of his lengthening cock was now resting on my wife's creamy white tit. It looked like the black dildo was an exact replica of Berg's black uncut cock - only Berg's cock was about 11 inches-long and fatter than my five-inch thick wrist. Some precum had leaked out from its piss slit and was slowly making its way down to her belly button. I quickly grasped his cock and pulled it up - of fuck it was scalding hot and velvety to my touch. Before I could push him away (I don't know why but I kept holding his cock for longer than necessary even though he didn't complain at all), Sesh pulled the black dildo alongside Berg's cock (not touching) and exclaimed with eyes bulging in disbelief, "Shit me if I am wrong, but this fuckin' dildo looks exact replica of Berg's cock. Doesn't it mate?" I had to say yes, "Yeah but not exactly you know," with that I took the dildo from Sesh's hand and placed it along Berg's cock. The difference would have been evident to even a lay man - Berg's cock was at least two inches longer and more than one inch thicker than the dildo. I peeled Berg's foreskin down to compare their cock heads and had to say that Berg's real black cock was much, much better than the pathetic rubber cock. "Bro, you mind holding the fort down here in the bush land," Sesh asked Berg who was more than willing, "I feel left out with you enjoying wind on your naked body." In a flash, Sesh was standing in his birthday suit. He was slightly less muscular than Berg and had a slight beer gut but his cock was something to be proud of. At 10 inches, it was just a little short of Berg's but its foreskin had a nice overhang and it was amazingly thick - almost seven inches. Berg meanwhile had started fingering my wife's pussy with his fat black fingers. With one hand he squeezed the root of his fat cock and a big puddle of precum rushed out, which he quickly cupped in his other hand. Then he scooped his sticky slimey precum in his fingers and smeared it all over my wife's pussy. He noticed that I was watching wide-eyed and whispered, "Mate, your wife is fuckin' dry. I thought I will lubricate it naturally." I looked as he spread his own precum all over my wife's pussy right in front of me. But I must say that after he made her pussy all slicked up and wet, his fingers were sliding easily all the way till his big-boned knuckles. With one hand, he was busy pulling on his own cockmeat. Every few strokes, he would scoop his precum and smear it on my wife's pussy. I was watching him plunder my wife's treasure box so intently that I got a shock when Sesh pushed my slightly. He had been fucking my wife's mouth with the black dildo so far but with the push, he straddled her chest, one leg bent at 90 degrees over her shoulder and the other knee on the bed. He was holding the dildo from the balls and slowly pushing it in and pulling it out. What was so hot and erotic was the fact that each time he fucked my wife's mouth with the dildo his own rock hard cock dangled like a pendulum and stuck my wife on her chin. Her face was splattered with his precum. Then he finally turned around and retorted to Berg, "Fuck, man, holding this dildo is killing my hands...here, hold this fuckin' dildo and lets swap places." Berg got up to swap places with Sesh and pulled himself over my wife's pussy while still on his knees. Sesh moved around behind him. But when Berg hauled himself over to my wife's face, his long cock landed straight on my wife's slick, horny and hairy pussy. I could see it slightly stuck in the crack on my wife's pussy slit and as he pulled it up, his cock head caressed my wife's slit all the way from bottom to top and smacked right on her engorged drunken clit. My wife's drunken body jerked in an involuntary orgasm at that erotic touch. But Berg, while moving in such awkward position, lost his balance and fell off the bed. And the dildo, our precious black dildo, hit the wall and came undone half way through its rubbery cock head. The impact was so hard that the joint of the rubbery foreskin came loose too. I was very angry at Berg. "Fuckin' arsehole, now how am I gonna pleasure her mouth and pussy?" Berg was indeed apologetic (although I must say that even in that apologetic state, he continued pounding on his black horsecock meat) and offered to help, "See my cock is anyway exactly like the dildo...well almost...so I can make up for the broken dildo by letting her suck on my cock...face it, either we leave her in this state, all horned up and not fucked, or I could let her suckle on my black cock till you guys can make her cum with your fingers...anyway, she will never know it's not the dildo..C.it's very similar, don't you think Sesh?" Sesh, of course, agreed to Berg and although angry, I had no choice but to let my wife's pleasure continue. So Berg positioned himself right above my wife's mouth and let his cock hang at the entrance of her mouth which opened automatically and let the invading black man meat in. My sperm was boiling in my balls at this unexpected development. I couldn't believe a real cock, devoid of any form of condom or protection, was being tasted by my wife. She was drunk and out but she was sucking on my black buddy's cock like it was the dildo. She was also swallowing every single drop of his never ending stream of sticky thick and gooey precum. Slowly, inch-by-inch, Berg was feeding her the entire 11-inches of his fat black meat. I was shocked and awed at the same time. I was the only one in the room who was still fully dressed. My wife and my two black buddies were emanating sexual body heat and the room stank of Berg and Sesh's musky maleness. When I turned to see what Sesh was doing, he pulled his fingers out of my wife's widened pussy. He had a look of tiredness all over. He stood up on his knees (his monster fat black cock's foreskin touching my wife's meaty pussy lips with each gentle swing of his meaty cock. "Fuck man, I am tired doing all the handiwork. Should I just use my cock to slick her up?" "Better ask The Man," Berg replied sarcastically, "He's the one who has to be responsible for pleasuring his wife, he would be stupid if he said no...as it is the pathetic little dildo is already broken..." He was right, I felt powerless without the dildo. Sesh, looked me in the eyes and asked, "So buddy? What do you think, if I just put the head of my black cock in your white wife's lovely horny pussy?" Finally, I stopped flipping my tongue over the hard nipple, I pulled out a condom from the bedside table and pulled out one rubber. "Okay fine, just put the head inside but not without a condom." He looked very happy and pushed his steel hard cock towards me, a drop of precum dangling dangerously at its puckered tip, "No problem, since you want me to put a condom on, you will have to make my cock wear it." That was hardly a problem for me too and I rolled the cock over his cock. It was a difficult task as the condom was really small - more for my cock than such an oversized fat cock. Somehow I managed to roll the condom on his extremely fat cock but it didn't even reach the halfway mark. As long as it covered the head it should be okay, after all he is only putting the head inside my wife's pussy, I told myself. "I reckon you better put my cock in her pussy. I say so only because you have been fucking her every night with the dildo and she will know immediately if I put it inside differently. Right," Sesh actually talked senses sometimes, I thought as I held his hot and hard black cock which looked very funny wearing half a condom. Anyway I started rubbing his covered cock up and down my wife's hairy cunt the way I did every day and slowly started pushing it in. She was well lubed with Berg's precum, Sesh's spit and her own pussy juices but even then the fat cock was stuck. Somehow, together Sesh and I pushed the monster head inside. Then Sesh said, "That's not fair mate, you let Berg push his entire black cock in her mouth and only allow me to put just the head inside her pussy...that's not fair deal you know." I felt sorry for him and told him he could push it inside till the end of condom. Before the words were out of my mouth, his meat was already inside, past the condom mark. I stood up and looked at the erotic scene in front of me...my two best buddies - black to the boot - were plugging the two ends of my wife with their fat long thick veiny and uncut black cocks. Wasn't that much better than some stupid cucumber cocks? Yes. Yes. Yes. While I was enjoying the show, both Berg and Sesh had started fucking her as if they were in a rush. They could fuck. Ten minutes later, Sesh was still fucking her furiously her pussy tightly ensnared his cock and clung to his bare cock root each time he pulled out. Berg too was feeding her his long black anaconda like this was his last blowjob. Just then, a panting Sesh asked me to come closer, "Quick buddy, your poor wife's pussy will get cut and bruised with the friction from the sharp edges of the condom ring, I can feel the pain too...why don't you remove it or she will start bleeding." Concerned about her pussy being bruised, I pulled his fat cock out from her overstretched pussy and yanked the extra small condom off his black cock. He himself plunged his bareback cock in my wife's pussy after that and within two strokes, collapsed on my wife, his head resting between Berg's tree-trunk thighs. I moved behind Sesh to see his balls tightening and loosening as they pushed millions of tiny baby-making black sperms in my drunken wife's fertile pussy and I shuddered myself to an orgasm in my pants. Five minutes later, Sesh got up and his deflated but still impressive black cock pulled out of my wife's hanging battered pussy. It was glistening with his own cum mixed with my wife's pussy juices. A flood of fresh black sperm rushed out. He must have cum gallons inside. He smiled and retreated. As quickly as he had moved, Berg took his place and looked at me with pleading eyes, "Not fair, mate, you let Sesh fuck and cum inside your wife's pussy while I had to fuckin' be the dildo and let your wife suckle on my cock...now I want some of that pussy too." True enough I had to be fair to both my buddies so I said ok. But then he looked at me and said, "That's not fair enough you know, he got to fuck a dry pussy and I only get sloppy seconds? No way man...no way am I gonna let that man's stale sperm touch my cock...I am not a faggot or something you know..." So what can I do, I asked innocently. "I have seen how good you are with you tongue...whole night only Sesh and I been pleasuring your wife, now it's your turn, lick her up man...go, after all she is your wife first and then a slut," he said in an authoritative voice. I had really not been very active in pleasuring my wife today so as Berg had suggested I dove into my wife's creamy pussy flooded with Sesh's black baby makers and sucked her to another orgasm. The tangy, bitter-sweet taste of Sesh's mancock-cream lingered in my mouth for days after that. While I was still slurping the thick lumpy and gooey Sesh cum from my wife's pussy, Berg battered her already beaten pussy with his 11-incher cock...slam...slam...slam...he went in and out and each time, his testicles slapped my wife's massive ass. I continued sucking on my wife's pussy and his cock simultaneously and I think he liked it so much that he came within five minutes...some of his cock cream went straight in my mouth from his spurting cock...and for a full minute he locked my head on his spurting cock and I had no choice but to swallow that bucket load of stinky sperm. As he wiped his spent cock on my face, I turned....only to face Sesh's cock straight in my face, "Not fair my friend, you sucked Berg's cock and left me out...my turn." Well, how could I say no. Shortly after I had swallowed Sesh's second load and Berg had blasted another load in my wife's cunt, they dressed up and left. But before leaving they extracted a promise from me, to go out drinking again, next Friday. Sesh promised to bring his ex-brother-in-law and his ex-father-in-law - both, he said, had cocks fatter and bigger than Berg's. I can hardly wait and have already purchased some bottles for strong wine for my wife on Friday. But hearing about the fatter and longer cocks, perhaps I also need to crush some sleeping pills for her too... The End.