Note: This story was dynamically reformatted for online reading convenience. Disclaimer: this story contains representations of graphic sex acts, if you find such material objectionable or you are not an adult do not read any further. This story may be archived or distributed through a web site only so long as the site is not commercial, and this notice is left intact and unaltered. (M/f, M/ff, M/machine) Army sperm bank The Mick Smith sat on the bus, he was on his way to two Para, crack division of the British army based in Aldershot, and he had been waiting for this posting since he had joined the army. All the lads in his regiment had talked about this unit, two Para were the elite, they fought hard and they played hard and it was where he wanted to be. The bus pulled up outside the barracks and he got off, he reported to the commanding officers office and was invited in. "Good afternoon private smith" said the CO "Just a few formalities to go through then I'll introduce you to the rest of your unit" Age? 19 Sir Height 6"1 sir Waist 31" sir Chest 42" Well that's all I need from you young man, just sign this disclaimer and your in. The CO passed over a form and Mick blindly signed it, this was the army he'd forgotten the amount of forms he'd signed. "Right I'll show you over to the barracks" said the CO They waked through some corridors over to his unit's barracks and went in, "Listen up you Fuckers this is Private Mick Smith, our latest addition" said the sergeant "Come on in said and get a bunk, I'm Brian Jones but the lads just call me donkey" Mick went over to his bunk and started to get his kit into his locker. He noticed that some of the lads were getting changed in to civilian clothes, Hey Brian...I mean Donkey are you and the lads out tonight? "You daft cunt, its tradition that when a new recruit joins we all go on the beer, don't tell me you don't drink?" "Fuck no" said Mick "Well prepare to get well and truly arseholed..." One thing Mick had notice of his unit was the similarities, they were all over Six feet tall , all well built lads, dark haired and no one was over 35 years old, not overly unusual but just something he noticed. He got changed into some jeans and a shirt and headed into town, He pal'd up with Brian and got into rounds with him So tell me why you wanted to join two Para Mick, said Brian, You lot are the best...so I'm told Well there is that....and the fringe benefits, heheh Yeah right! They continued round town After his Sixth pint Mick was feeling pretty pissed, What time are we due Back? 2am said Brian They pubbed on...and got into a club Mick spied a young girl giving him the eye and went over, they talked and chatted and went for a dance. On the Dance floor they stated to kiss, it was quite dark so Mick got bolder, he began to feel her arse and she rubbed the front of his pants, his cock started to swell and become uncomfortable, "listen love I'm due back on base at 2am , is there somewhere we can go?" the young girl led him from the dance floor and they ducked down a fire exit, they began to kiss again and he slipped his finger into her cunt, she was hot and wet, "fucking hell" she moaned as he continued to finger her, she pulled herself away from his mouth and lowered herself to her knee's, she undid his jeans and pulled down the fly, she lowered his pants over his arse and examined his bulging underpants, she licked along his length and pulled at the waistband, his 9" cock sprang out matched buy a pair of heavy balls, "you're a big boy" said the delighted girl as she plunged her mouth onto his cock, he moaned and smiled as the young girl expertly began sucking his cock and massaging his balls. As pissed as he was, he knew he wouldn't last long; he hadn't had a shag in a week or a wank in a couple of days, "fucking hell girl I'm going to come if you carry on that", but the girl continued sucking his knob, she was massaging his balls and grabbing his arse as she took in as much of his cock as she could, Mick began to groan and his cock started to swell, he was on his vinegar stroke as the door to the fire exit burst open and there stood Brian. "What the fuck are you doing Mick?" What the fuck does it look like! Now fuck off will you! The young girl pulled off Mick's cock, looked at Brian and said "you want to join in?" "Tempting as that is love I can't...and neither can he" "What the fuck do you mean?" Mick bellowed "You didn't read the form did you?" "What form" "The one you signed when you came in" "Just a standard army form wasn't it" Not quite.... Mick pulled up his underwear and tucked his cock back in, he wasn't embarrassed having a hard on in front of another man , as in the army he had seen all sorts, its not unusua l to see lads walking round with hard on's first thing in a morning, or in summer, at night naked and wanking on top of their bunks, trying to keep cool and he wasn't embarrassed in front of Brian, they were army lads and they knew the score, he pulled up his jeans and went towards Brian, by now the girl had gone and they left the club with the other lads. They got back to barracks and went into the dormitory, Brian lit what Mick thought was a cigarette and he drew on it hard, "fuck this is good gear", Mick could smell cannabis smoke. "What the fuck are you doing Brian... you can't smoke that here" "Yes you can mate, its all part of that form, and what's more they provide it!" "You've got to be joking" "No joke mate...here have a go but mind it's fucking strong" Mick had smoked a spliff before, but Brian was right, this was the best buzz he had ever had and after a couple of tokes he was fucked! "Christ that is strong I'm a mess" "Its no problem here mate, in fact it's encouraged its genetically modified, no paranoia just a nice mellow strong high! Gets you horny as fuck, boosts the amount of spunk you produce" and at that Brian rubbed his cock through his pants. Mick had noticed that most of the other lads had stripped down to their underwear and were also high as fuck and in various stages of arousal. "So tell me Brian, what is that form all about, why did you stop me with that girl a nd the smoke.....come on tell me mate." "It's all about that room there" "What's in there?" "A device the army developed for torture and interrogation but now used on us" Mick became a little scared "What do you mean?" "Well you know when you've just cum" "What?" "You know when you've just shot your load" "Yeah" "Well your bell end is too sensitive to touch right" "Of course" "Well that's how that machine was invented, someone realised that a mans cock became so sensitive after he came that it could be used as a form of interrogation and torture, make a man come then rub on his bell end till he talks, got to keep making him come though or it wears off after about half an hour." "Your joking!"...Mick laughed "No mate straight up mate, developed for use in northern Ireland, kidnap some of the younger lads from the estate, put em in the chair, they all ended up talking after about half an hour....blokes can take some pain but not that ...fuck no. On one occasion they left a lad in it all night, he came 15 times in one night told us everything he knew by the end he wasn't even spunking up , just a dribble.....he slept for 3 days and couldn't talk for 2 days after that!." "So why is it here?" "On your form it stated that you are banned from masturbation and sexual intercourse until you leave two Para or your out." "I didn't see that" "You daft prick, its in the small print, no wanking no shagging, no wet dreams or your out on your arse. That's where the machine comes in." "The army have given us that machine...modified of course and they collect our spunk" For what? said Mick "No one really knows but I think it's for an army sperm bank, if there is a war they can use our baby gravy and start again, all the blokes chosen are all over six foot tall, of big build, and have higher than average sperm counts. How many kids have you got?" "Three" said Mick I've seven and I'm only 24 Mick looked shocked.... All the lads in his unit there were perfect specimens of the male form, and he remembered when he joined the army when he gave samples of blood, urine and spunk, the MO had commented on his high sperm count and warned him to be careful around women, he already knew this, one sniff of his un-rubbered cock and girls got pregnant. "So what happens then?" "See that swipe card on you locker" "Yeah" "See that door at the end of the room" "You go in there once a day" "And that's it?" 2Yeah that's it" "What's it like Brian" "Well imagine the best fuck, best blowjob and best wank all rolled into one that you've ever had" "Yeah" "And multiply that by 10" "You are fucking having me on" "No mate...you'll last about 3 minutes on you first go...there's a regimental record of 4 minutes 10 seconds on the first go" "And who set that" "I did!" Brian laughed Brian stood up and began to undress, when he had finished he stood in front of Mick Brian was a huge bloke, muscles, tattoo's, the works, he pulled down his underpants and put them in his locker. "Fuck me now I know why they call you donkey" Mick had a big cock but Brian was in a different league, it was down his thigh and he had a pair of egg shaped balls behind. But Brian's cock was stirring and getting hard, he wanked it a couple of time, he must have been 13" and very thick. "Don't worry Mick , its not for you, you knobhead , I'm off to the machine" Brian walked bare-arse to the door where the machine was swiped his card and went in. Mick re-lit the spliff and pulled heavily on it, there was some music playing but you could hear the ever rising moaning and groaning coming from the room, after about 2 minutes he could hear Brian getting louder. "Fuck yeah" "Oh fuck" "JESUS!!" And then nothing..... Brian came out, cock still quite hard... "Fuck that was good, pass us that joint Mick for fuck sake," "Well then it's your turn you know....want to try to beat the regimental record?" Mick was stoned as fuck but horny as well. "Yeah I'll give it a go..." "Well strip off then and go in, don't worry about the machinery, its working to make you cum as quickly as possible and its like nothing you've ever done before." Mick took off his shirt and jeans He left his underpants on "No mate, you've got to go in bare arsed or it will reject you, something about contamination" He dropped his underpants, his cock had started to thicken and lengthen, he was a bit embarrassed " I Told you it was good smoke, better than fucking Viagra " said Brian He picked up the swipe card and went towards the door He swiped the card and the door unlocked He looked round but Brian was lying on his bunk, naked , stoned and falling asleep He went in and the door closed The room was warm, dark except for what appeared to be a lit dentist's chair A computers voice stated...."Private M Smith, age 19, please sit in the chair" Mick did as he was told As he sat down, restraints appeared and pinned him to the chair, he then felt his legs being force apart and his arms being moved out, he was worried but not unduly, he was too stoned to care The computer stated " first primary sample..... collection begin" He noticed that a tube like object was edging towards his cock, it was made of a clear plastic with ridges, he then panicked as he felt a warm sensation on his arsehole and a small probe entered his arse It stopped after a couple of inches He relaxed a little, and then it hit him A wave of pleasure emanated from his arse...as the machine massaged his prostate gland, his cock responded, it began to rise and in 5 seconds it was hard as a rock and began to leak some pre-cum, the plastic tube slipped his foreskin back and moulded itself to the shape of his cocks end The computer stated Penis 9.2 inches Testicles Large Estimated ejaculation 2 mins 30 seconds He heard a roar of laughter.......the bastards outside were listening Commence semen extraction sample 1 The tube began slowly to move up and down his cock; at this a small device began to massage his balls, "Oh fuck"...he murmured not wanting the lads to hear It felt better than the best blow job he'd ever had, it was sucking his whole cock all the time, bell end, shaft, the works, he closed his eyes and began to succumb to the pleasure, The device in his arse was stimulating his virgin prostate, he had never in his life felt so good, and then the tube sped up. "FUCKING HELL!"...he cried... Another cry of laughter from the lads The tube relentlessly sucked on his cock, but he felt it tighten and it began to milk him, like a tight wet cunt sucking the spunk from him. The device on his balls began to lick them, like twenty tongues all licking and sucking at once. It had felt like he had been in the chair for half an hour The computer chimed 2 minutes reached... a laser beam hit the side of his head and his mind drifted to an image of a naked teenage girl, big tits, nice arse........she came over to him, grabbed his hard on, positioned his cock at the entrance of her twat and lowered herself onto his cock....... .she had the tightest but the wettest cunt he had ever had , he was up to his bollocks in tight wet cunt and he loved it. Get me pregnant, shoot your load.......the girl in his dream said She was riding him, milking his cock with her cunt muscles, tight on the upstroke, wet on the down He was getting very close "FUCK ME" he cried out The end of the tube then began to rotate on his bell end..... "OH FUCKKKKKKKKKK I'M CUMMING" His balls rose up, and he was on his vinegar stroke, he lifted his arse of the chair as if to fuck the tube and he shot his load. The machine extracted his spunk, shot after shot of his white thick semen went into the tube and after about 10 seconds he was spent, Semen extracted...time 2 minutes 24 seconds He was exhausted.....his arse fell back onto the chair, he was panting and sweating His cock began to soften in the tube as the last dregs of his spunk were removed into the machine. He expected the restraints to be removed and the tube and probe to go, The computer chimed Sperm level high...semen quality excellent, large amount collected Commence semen extraction sample 2 Estimated time of ejaculation 3 minutes Mick began to panic, he was a young lad but even he had never been able to get it up a couple of minutes after blowing...but the machine had other ideas The head of the tube started to rotate on his knob end, "Fuck Nooooo" he cried His bell end was as sensitive as hell......he started to pant and try to move his hips as to remove his cock from the tube, it was too much for him and he could see how anyone under this would talk. "STOP, STOP" But the machine was relentless, the probe on his prostate began to slowly hum and massage his prostate, The laser beam hit his head....again he drifted off and an image of two teenage girls entered his head, he was stood up and they wandered over to him, they began to strip off his clothes, firstly his shirt and vest, his shoes and his jeans leaving him in a pair of tight briefs, they commenced to lick his nipples, moving slowly down to his bulge, they fondled his cock through the material and rubbed his arse and thighs, they both grasped the top of his briefs and lowered them to the floor the first girl lifted his cock to her mouth, but the second girl went behind him and started to lick the crack of his arse, "fuck me" he hissed through gritted teeth....his cock began to stir The girl on his cock pulled back his foreskin and concentrated on sucking his bell end, the girl on his arse started to lick his arsehole, tonguing his most sensitive spot. "Jesus Christ" he groaned as his cock began to swell and once again filled the tube, the machine began to milk him. The girls in his machine induced dream continued to work on him as the tube on his cock began to travel up and down the full length, in the dream she was sucking his entire cock into her mouth back and forward, once again he could feel the sensations of an impending orgasm, the girl pulled off his cock, the one working on his arse came round, they both bent over exposing their glistening slits , they both turned round and said in unison "fuck us.......get us pregnant" In his dream he guided his cock end to the first girls slit and slid home, "Fucking hell she's tight" he cried .......the blokes outside cheered! In the dream he was banging the arse off the girl and she was screaming in pleasure. In the room the tube on his cock was fucking him, milking him to a second orgasm. He could feel his orgasm start, his balls began to tingle and his cock began to swell, The machine sensed this and intensified its action, once again the tube began to rotate on his bell end as his orgasm approached. In the dream he grabbed the young girls backside she wrapped her legs around his arse as he pumped her full of his spunk "OH MY GOD YESSSSSS" he cried out as he came The tube sucked away shot after shot of his semen, he was bucking and panting the manipulations of the machine on his body continued, all designed to obtain the maximum amount of semen from each session. The computer chimed Semen extraction complete Time 2 minutes 58 seconds The computer chimed again Sperm level high...semen quality excellent, quantity above average Commence semen extraction sample 3 Estimated time of ejaculation 3 minutes 45 seconds Mick relaxed somewhat, there was no way he could come again so quickly, let alone get hard ........he thought that no matter what the machine did he wouldn't get it up. The tube on his now very sensitive cock began to move.... "Oh god not again.......Nooooo" The probe in his arse injected a small chip into his prostate...it stung...the probe then extracted itself. Still his cock did not stir, he was waiting for the laser and the dreams to start, but a different beam hit another part of his head........without warning his flaccid cock began to swell and rise to full erection. Then the machine began to furiously wank him.........up and down, he felt another sensation of warmth on his arsehole and a larger warm probe relentlessly pushed its way in, he tried to resist but with the lubrication and the restraints he gave in to the intruder..........slowly the probe began to rotate on his prostate.... A laser beam hit his head and he drifted into another dream.....in this he was a teenage lad of thirteen.....stiff cock in his hand furiously wanking over a porn mag, looking at the girls bent over with their cunts showing, "Oh fuckkk" he cried One of the girls from the magazine then appeared and sat the young Mick down, "let me fuck you" she climbed on him and impaled herself on his young cock, after about 10 strokes he was going to cum. She sat on his cock as he shot his first load into a woman. "JESUS CHRIST ALMIGHTY YESSSSSSSSS" The machine again collected his semen as he lay on the chair sweaty, panting and fucked. Semen extracted...time 3 minutes 49 seconds The computer again chimed Sperm level high...semen quality excellent, amount average End of session.......thank you Private Smith, please report tomorrow The restraints removed themselves as did the tube on his cock and the probe in his arse. He got off the chair and nearly fell over.....he could hear the cheers of the other lads outside He opened the door........... " YEAHHHH ...........fucking hell lad......welcome to two Para......the baby squadron" Brian shook his hand....."well mate what do you think" Mick said " I think I'm going to like it here......where's that fucking spliff!"