Note: This story was dynamically reformatted for online reading convenience. Married to a TPG (M+m+F+f+, cons, inc, cheat, slut, drugs, alc, preg) by this guy (thisguy.1066@gmail.com) Summary: The life of a man married to a TPG isn't all fun and sex... We've all heard of various fraternal organizations and even a few secret societies. But me, I'm married to a member of the most outrageous and amazingly hidden secret society of all: the TPG. I know what you're thinking: "TPG: never heard of it." I should probably start by explaining the TPG stands for "Total Party Girl..." now you're starting to get it, right. Well, hold that thought for a moment. Being a TPG is hard work, which takes up a significant amount of a girl or woman's time and energy. She has to regularly check-in with other TGPs to make sure they (and she) are maintaining their sworn duties and responsibilities. As a man married to a TPG, I absolutely love some of those responsibilities...while at the same time completely despising some as well.