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 Tween Magazine: Hairy Plopper Movie Review (no sex, humor)

   by this guy (thisguy.1066@gmail.com)

   Summary: Satire of a movie review one might find in a magazine geared
towards tweenage girls...



   Across the very top of the words "HAIRY PLOPPER AND FAT MAN'S DONUT"
appear in big bold green letters.

   Covering the remainder of the top third of the page is an image of the
famous talking cartoon pig Hairy Plopper.

   The rest of the top half of the page is filled with text...  Hairy
Plopper is back.  This time he is fighting Fat Man: a visually unassuming
enemy with yellow skin who wears blue pants and a shite shirt throughout
the entire length of the movie.  Fat Man's evil power to eat unfathomable
quantities of pork products stems from his position of a magical donut,
which Hairy Plopper must destroy in order to save the world's pigs from
being eaten.

   Featuring a number of characters from previous movies in the Hairy
Plopper franchise, this movie is sure to please movie goers.

   Mike Hunt (the man with a thousand voices "Hickory Stump Heaven",
"Yatlow's Love") is once again voicing our hero Hairy Plopper as he did for
all four of the previous films in the franchise.  Pop sensation Amanda Suk
returns to voice Hairy's friend "Farmer's Daughter Vegana".  Kat Mitchel,
star of the hit television show "Glory's Hull" provides to voice of Hairy's
new love interest Sow Slops.  The movie also features the voices of Kelly
Meegun and Donny Trimp.

   Dialog and events are silly at times while a surprisingly elaborate plot
twists its way across three continents to a final showdown between Hairy
Plopper and Fat Man.

   At the very bottom of the page more words in a very small font read
"Hairy Plopper is a registered trademark of Manlicorp, all rights reserved"