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 Tween Magazine: Ad for "Take Me Home" Movie (no sex, humor)

   by this guy (thisguy.1066@gmail.com)
Summary: An ad for a fictional movie geared towards tweenage girls...



   A one page ad...

   Across the top of the page in large yellow letters, "See Emma Lee in her
first leading role"

   In the middle of the page is a large photo of the innocent yet alluring
preteen starlet, Emma Lee.  She is wearing a quintessential schoolgirl
outfit: white shirt with buttons down the front, plaid knee-length pleated
skirt, white knee-high socks, and a pair of simple black dressy shoes with
an ankle strap and an inch tall block heel.  Sitting on a park bench; her
knees are drawn up to her flat chest revealing the crotch area of the white
cotton panties she is wearing...a small pink heart is visible on her thinly
veiled marginally-pubescent pubic mound.  Looking at her face the viewer
sees a mixture of fear and calm anticipation...

   At the bottom of the page more words, "TAKE ME HOME" Below them more
word in a somewhat smaller font, "Coming soon to a theater near you." In
the lower right corner of the page is more words, "Rated `S' for stupid"