I Have, I Will (nosex, humor) by this guy (thisguy.1066@gmail.com) Summary: A reader quiz I have, I Will: A Reader's Quiz I have read Tween Magazine This is the first issue I've ever read 0 points Every now and then 1 point When a friend lends me an issue 2 points If my parents buy me an issue 3 points When a new issue comes out 4 points Whenever I get the chance 5 points Everyday 6 points I have gone bottomless in public I would never do that 0 points I haven't tried it, but I'd like to 1 point I did, I didn't like it and I won't do it again 2 points I did, I didn't like it, but I will do it again 3 points I did, I liked it, and I will do it again 4 points I go bottomless every month 5 points I go bottomless at least once a week 6 points I have drank so much alcohol I got drunk I would never do that 0 points I haven't, but I'd like to 1 point I did, I didn't like it and I won't do it again 2 points I did, I didn't like it, but I will do it again 3 points I did, I liked it, and I will do it again 4 points I get drunk every week 5 points I get drunk every day 6 points I have had sex with a guy without knowing his name I would never do that 0 points I haven't, but I'd like to 1 point I did, I didn't like it and I won't do it again 2 points I did, I didn't like it, but I will do it again 3 points I did, I liked it, and I will do it again 4 points I do that every week 5 points I do that every day 6 points I have smoked an unfiltered cigarette I would never do something so unhealthy 0 points I haven't, but I'd like to 1 point I did, I didn't like it and I won't do it again 2 points I did, I didn't like it, but I will do it again 3 points I did, I liked it, and I will do it again 4 points I do that every week 5 points I do that every day 6 points I have skipped a meal to keep from getting fat I would never do that 0 points I haven't, but I will probably do it at some point 1 point I did once: I won't do it again 2 points I did once: it sucked, but to stay thin I will do it again 3 points I've done it, staying thin feels good so I'll do it again 4 points I skip a meal every week 5 points I skip a meal every day 6 points I have layed in the sun when I already had a sunburn I would never do that 0 points What's the point? 1 point I haven't, but I'd like to 2 points I did it once, and I won't do it again 3 points I did it once, it seemed pointless, but I will do it again 4 points I've done it: it was great and I'll do it again 5 points I do every time I get a sunburn 6 points I have told fat girls they need to lose weight I would never do that 0 points I haven't, but I'd like to 1 point I did: it felt wrong so I won't do it again 2 points I did: it felt wrong, but I will do it again 3 points I did: gotta help the fatties, so I will do it again 4 points I do that every week 5 points I do that every day 6 points I have worn high heels to the beach I would never do that 0 points Why would anyone do that? 1 point I haven't, but it sounds fun: I'm going to try it 2 points I did, it was hard to walk in the sand: I won't do it again 3 points I did, it was great: I will do it again 4 points I wear high heels everywhere but the beach 5 points I wear high heels everywhere I go 6 points I wear underwear Everyday 0 points Whenever I go outside 1 point To School 2 points If my parents make me 3 points Only if I'm wearing a skirt or dress 4 points When the weather is cold 5 points Never 6 points Scoring: Total number of points: You're... 0-9 A Pathetic Prude 10-19 A Little Loser 20-29 Almost Average 30-39 Posing as a Partier 40-49 Extra Exciting 50-59 A Special Sexpot 60 The Truly Terrific Tween Trollope