I Have, I Will (nosex, humor)

by this guy (thisguy.1066@gmail.com)

Summary: A reader quiz


I have, I Will: A Reader's Quiz

I have read Tween Magazine
	This is the first issue I've ever read			       0 points	
	Every now and then						1 point
	When a friend lends me an issue				        2 points
	If my parents buy me an issue					3 points
	When a new issue comes out					4 points
	Whenever I get the chance					5 points
	Everyday							6 points

I have gone bottomless in public
	I would never do that						0 points
	I haven't tried it, but I'd like to				1 point
	I did, I didn't like it and I won't do it again			2 points
	I did, I didn't like it, but I will do it again			3 points
	I did, I liked it, and I will do it again			4 points
	I go bottomless every month					5 points
	I go bottomless at least once a week				6 points

I have drank so much alcohol I got drunk
	I would never do that						0 points
	I haven't, but I'd like to					1 point
	I did, I didn't like it and I won't do it again			2 points
	I did, I didn't like it, but I will do it again			3 points
	I did, I liked it, and I will do it again			4 points
	I get drunk every week					        5 points
	I get drunk every day						6 points

I have had sex with a guy without knowing his name
	I would never do that						0 points
	I haven't, but I'd like to					1 point
	I did, I didn't like it and I won't do it again			2 points
	I did, I didn't like it, but I will do it again			3 points
	I did, I liked it, and I will do it again			4 points
	I do that every week						5 points
	I do that every day						6 points

I have smoked an unfiltered cigarette
	I would never do something so unhealthy			        0 points
	I haven't, but I'd like to					1 point
	I did, I didn't like it and I won't do it again			2 points
	I did, I didn't like it, but I will do it again			3 points
	I did, I liked it, and I will do it again			4 points
	I do that every week						5 points
	I do that every day						6 points

I have skipped a meal to keep from getting fat
	I would never do that						0 points
	I haven't, but I will probably do it at some point		1 point
	I did once: I won't do it again					2 points
	I did once: it sucked, but to stay thin I will do it again	3 points
	I've done it, staying thin feels good so I'll do it again	4 points
	I skip a meal every week					5 points
	I skip a meal every day					        6 points

I have layed in the sun when I already had a sunburn
	I would never do that						0 points
	What's the point?						1 point
        I haven't, but I'd like to					2 points
	I did it once, and I won't do it again				3 points
	I did it once, it seemed pointless, but I will do it again	4 points
	I've done it: it was great and I'll do it again			5 points
	I do every time I get a sunburn				        6 points

I have told fat girls they need to lose weight
	I would never do that						0 points
	I haven't, but I'd like to					1 point
	I did: it felt wrong so I won't do it again			2 points
	I did: it felt wrong, but I will do it again			3 points
	I did: gotta help the fatties, so I will do it again		4 points
	I do that every week						5 points
	I do that every day						6 points

I have worn high heels to the beach
	I would never do that						0 points
	Why would anyone do that?					1 point
	I haven't, but it sounds fun: I'm going to try it		2 points
	I did, it was hard to walk in the sand: I won't do it again	3 points
	I did, it was great: I will do it again				4 points
	I wear high heels everywhere but the beach			5 points
	I wear high heels everywhere I go				6 points

I wear underwear
	Everyday						       0 points	
	Whenever I go outside					        1 point
	To School							2 points
	If my parents make me					        3 points
	Only if I'm wearing a skirt or dress				4 points
	When the weather is cold					5 points
	Never								6 points


Scoring:

Total number of points:		        You're...

0-9					A Pathetic Prude
10-19					A Little Loser
20-29					Almost Average
30-39					Posing as a Partier
40-49					Extra Exciting
50-59					A Special Sexpot
60					The Truly Terrific Tween Trollope