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 Tween Magazine: Ad for SkinBronzer TanningOil (no sex, humor)

   by this guy (thisguy.1066@gmail.com)

   Summary: Satirical magazine ad for personal hygiene product that speeds
up suntanning...

   A full page ad...

   Across the top of the page in big green letters, "TREATE YOUR SKIN RIGHT
THIS SUMMER: GET A KILLER TAN FAST"

   Filling the center of the page is a photo of six girls.  Looking to be
between the ages of eleven and thirteen; they are wearing bikinis and
laying on a pink sand beach.  Four of them have long blonde hair, the other
two are brunettes.  Their closed eyes reveal that all of their skin, even
their eyelids, are the color of a brown leather briefcase.

   Seemingly sculpted into the sand below the six girls on the page
"SkinBronzer TanningOil" reads in big curvaceous blue letters.

   Across the very bottom of the page in small black letters "SkinBronzer
TanningOil offers no spf protection: does not portect skin from UV rays,
will not prevent melanoma"