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 Tween Magazine: Ad for "Double Strap by Sara Ann" (no sex, humor)

   by this guy (thisguy.1066@gmail.com)
Summary: Satirical ad for extremely open high heel shoes...

   A full page ad...

   A sloping field of tall grasses and wildflowers delight the eye across
the top third of the page.  It is a veritable sea of color: various shades
of green interspersed with various shades of red, yellow, and purple...

   Below, occupying the center third of the page a pair of perfect feet
(completely free of callous, dry skin, hair, scratches, scars, moles, and
any other blemishes) become ankles as they disappear off the right side of
the page.  The soles of those feet arching up and over the thin metallic
silver soles of a pair of high heel shoes: their incredibly slender three
inch heels casually resting on two different rustic stone steps in the
beautiful landscape.  The two metallic silver straps (one just below, the
other just above, the ball of those perfect feet), each little more than an
eighth of an inch wide, are barely visible.

   A bit more of the long grasses and wild flowers are visible below the
feet and stone steps...

   The bottom quarter of the page is a large black bar emblazoned by the
words, "DOUBLE STRAP by Sara Ann" in big blocky silver letters.  In smaller
blocky red letters below more words appear, "THE THINNEST STRAPS AVAILABLE"