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 Tween Magazine: Ad for Belch Beer (no sex, humor)

   by this guy (thisguy.1066@gmail.com)
Summary: Satirical magazine ad for fictional brand of crappy beer



   A two page ad...

   Front and center, spanning across the fold at the middle of the two
pages over the binding of the magazine is a shiny silver colored 2-gallon
metal bucket.  The top of it overflowing with ice cubes and beer
cans...condensation from the warm air listening on the cold metal cans...
The side of the metal bucket is boldly emblazoned with big white letters
"BELCH BEER" arcing gently across the kidney bean shaped gold logo with the
words "ITS YOUR BEST FRIEND: YOU DRINK A LOT OF IT" in small dark red
letters following the underside of the gold kidney bean shaped logo.

   Marginally out of focus, behind the bucket is an empty beach, white sand
disappears into calm turquoise water beneath a seemingly flawless tropical
sunset...

   Small words along the bottom of the left page read "Manufactured by the
Hairy Hangover Refinery; Barfin, Yellannoyed", while on the bottom of the
right page more words say, "2.3% a.p.v., must be 21 to purchase"