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 Society for the Endangerment of Minors: Pre-Natal Harm Forum, Making a Bad
Baby (hum, ped, exh)

   by this guy (thisguy.1066@gmail.com)

   Summary: hurting children can be so much fun...and so incredibly
funny...

   MAKING A BAD BABY Thread started 4-3 @ 11:23, by PinaySatan

   Always hated how pregnant women go on and on about how great their kids
lives are gonna be because they are `good mothers', and how that means they
can't do this and that.  Found out a couple weeks ago that I was pregnant:
that fat assed farang who was paying me for sex must have sabotaged my
diaphragm...  I'll get back at him though: gonna make sure this kid is the
worst baby ever.  Any ideas on how to do that?



   Reply 4-3 @ 11:39 by GreatMom-S

   Smoking lots of cigarettes and drinking lots of alcohol while pregnant
should help mess up the baby



   Reply 4-3 @ 11:51 by That-dude

   The stuff in hair dye is really bad for babies, change your hair color
every week



   Reply 4-3 @ 11:57 by PinaySatan

   Thanks for the great ideas, so quick.  Already drinking a beer and
smoking a cigarette, will get some hair dye tomorrow.  Any other ideas?



   Reply 4-3 @ 12:24 by FoodFighter

   Stick to a diet of less than 1200 calories per day, and try wearing a
corset...



   Reply 4-3 @ 12:26 by BigBadBill

   Beer is okay, but absinth and grain alcohol are better.  You should also
try taking lots of random pills and sniffing things like glue, paint,
hairspray, draincleaner



   Reply 4-3 @ 14:27 by PinaySatan

   I'll have to try those things: thanks for the advice.  I'll keep you
informed



   Reply 7-6 @ 16:03 by PinaySatan

   Its been three months; knew all of you'd want an update.  Told the
fat-assed farang the baby had to be his since I wasn't screwing with
anybody else; he's gonna give me money every month until the kid is old
enough to sell to a kiddie sex ring at 8.  I've been spending 23 hours a
day in a corset or the past 2 months, switched to only eating raw fruit and
vegetables (no beans or nuts: too many calories) about 1000 calories a day,
I'm smoking 3 packs of cigarettes every day, tried drinking absinth but
there was this little green fairy flying around behind me so I switched to
vodka a couple glasses per day, I'm taking a random mixture of allergy
sleeping and pain pills before going to bed, my hair has been 9 different
colors (highlighter yellow is my favorite did it a couple times).  I tried
sniffing a few different things: hairspray made the inside of my nose feel
sticky.  Makers, paint, and glue give me a great buzz

   I might be the worst momma ever <smiles>

   Somebody told me not to wear high heels cause they'd mess up the babys
balance: is that true?



   Reply 7-6 @ 14:34 by BigBadBill

   Plenty of people told my wife not to wear high heels too, she did
though; all five of our kids have normal balance...so who knows if that s
true or not