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 Society for the Endangerment of Minors, Endangerment Ideas Forum,
Endangerment Car (hum, no sex)

   by this guy (thisguy.1066@gmail.com)

   Summary: hurting children can be so much fun...and so incredibly
funny...

   ENDANGERMENT CAR Thread started 8-9 @ 21:04, by DangerDadDan

   The wife's brother and sister-in-law are also into endangerment.  They
nearly got arrested last month when a cop saw their kids sliding around in
the back seat (wife's brother had removed the seatbelts in the back).  They
also got a warning from the cop about the fact that they were smoking with
kids in the car (apparently its illegal now).  After that the four of us
(me, my wife, her brother and his wife) sat down to figure out how to
create a special but inconspicuous car for endangerment.  So far we're
taking a pick-up truck with a cap on the back of it (with windows tinted
black); and adding wood benches for the kids to sit on in the bed and metal
grab-bars so they have something to hang-on to.  Would appreciate any ideas
on how we can get our second-hand smoke into the back and any other ideas



   Reply 8-9 @ 21:17 by SamPM

   Maybe put a hookah in the back with the kids, and run the hoses with the
mouthpieces into the front so you can smoke.  The kids'll get smoke off the
top of the hookah...not sure how to get them your exhales...



   Reply 8-9 @ 21:33 by That-dude

   The hookah solution could work if you mod the mouthpieces: put 2
check-valves into each mouthpiece.  One to let you suck smoke in from the
hookah; the other to let you blow smoke out through & another tube into the
back for the kids.



   Reply 8-9 @ 21:35 by That-dude

   But you'd have to exhale through the mouthpiece



   Reply 8-10 @ 09:48 by DangerDadDan

   People will notice if smoke pours out when we open the back to let the
kids out...  any ideas for how to solve that



   Reply 8-10 @ 10:07 by BurninBabies

   Somekind of blower with a fake exhaust pipe, maybe



   Reply 8-10 @ 10:21 by That-dude

   No use the real exhaust pipe and another check-valve...key in the blower
to the tach...turns on when you hit 3000rpm (maybe) and again for a couple
seconds when you turn off the car



   Reply 8-10 @ 10:25 by MakEmScreem

   Won't help with the smoke idea; but if you attach the benches with reall
springy springs the kids'll be airborn whenever you hit a bump.  High
likelihood for injuries there



   Reply 8-10 @ 10:39 by SamPM

   Definitely use real exhaust pipe...a little exhaust will help with the
endangerment...



   Reply 8-10 @ 10:50 by DangerDadDan

   These are some great ideas...