S E M: Dietary Abuse Forum, Starving Leigh (hum, ped, exh) by this guy (thisguy.1066@gmail.com) Summary: starving children can be so much fun... STARVING LEIGH Thread started 9-4 @ 10:09, by MadManMax Leigh wanted eggs and bacon for breakfast again this morning. I gave her two saltines and a glass of orange juice; told her that eggs and bacon are for winners, not pathetic weaklings like her. Reply 9-4 @ 10:21 by BurnignRage She complain that she was still hungry? Reply 9-4 @ 10:28 by MadManMax Y She even started crying: little bitch doesn't understand that a real meal is a privilege not a right Reply 9-4 @ 10:30 by BurnignRage Bet her stomach was growling... Reply 9-4 @ 10:37 by MadManMax Not yet, but if it does she's getting the same thing for lunch Reply 9-4 @ 10:40 by FoodFighter That'll teach her. Reply 9-4 @ 10:43 by MadManMax Hope you're right Growling stomach sound makes me so mad Reply 9-4 @ 10:56 by FoodFighter You should get her a stomach band: hade one implanted in DB on his second birthday Reply 9-4 @ 10:59 by BurnignRage Do those things really work? Reply 9-4 @ 11:03 by FoodFighter Y: his tummy hasn't growled once since and after only a month and he's looking thinner already. Reply 9-4 @ 11:07 by MadManMax Was it expensive? Reply 9-4 @ 11:11 by FoodFighter Only about 1000, but not so easy to find a doctor to implant it. had to tell him I was worried about DB becoming obese like everybody on his fathers side of the family (a complete lie, theyre all thin) Reply 9-4 @ 11:17 by BurnignRage Cheaper than I would've guessed Reply 9-4 @ 11:20 by FoodFighter Ye; & worked so well that I already signed up SA to get one on her 2nd bday Reply 9-4 @ 11:26 by MadManMax Think you got the right idea, Leigh askin for more food Reply 9-4 @ 11:28 by BurnignRage Give her celery it'll filler her up but no calories to make her fat... Reply 9-4 @ 11:37 by MadManMax She got four stalks & some red wine vinegar to dip em in Gotta look inot getting her one of those stomach bands. Think the doc you found would do a discount if twe took our girls in the same day? Reply 9-4 @ 11:41 by FoodFighter Unlikely; he's implanting a bladder restrictor in DB after he gives SA the stomach band Reply 9-4 @ 11:46 by MadManMax Bladder restrictor? Reply 9-4 @ 11:48 by BurnignRage So he'll have to pee more often, right Reply 9-4 @ 10:21 by FoodFighter it'll be small enough that DB is regularly wetting his pants and bed Hopefully he'll be wearing diapers his whole life