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 Reasons to Not Use Condoms with Hookers (MF, prost, preg?, hum)

   by this guy (thisguy.1066@gmail.com)
Summary: A guy's guide to not using condoms with hookers...

   Pimps provide hookers with more than just someone to help them if a
customer gets too rough or tries to rob / kidnap them.  The other big thing
a pimp provides for his hookers is the knowledge of how to not get strange
diseases.  This protects you as well, because for you to get a strange
disease from a hooker, that hooker has to have the disease first...  For
that very reason it is in your best interests to make sure that any hookers
you decide to bang have a pimp.

   Since the hooker agreed up front to having sex without a condom, she
probably won't be mad at you for cumming inside her because she was
expecting that's what would happen.

   Since most hookers happen to be junkies who have internal chemistry so
screwed up by their drug use that they would be incapable of conceiving a
baby, the odds of you knocking one up are pretty low.

   And if you do find a hooker who will do it without a condom and who
isn't a junky; the odds of you knocking her up are pretty low since she
almost certainly has cum from several other guys in her as well.

   This means, if you do happen to knock the hooker up, you won't have to
worry about paying child support, since she won't know who the father
actually is.

   And even if that did happen, her pimp would almost certainly make sure
the hookers gets an abortion; which means you need not have any fear of
having to pay child support.

   Now that you know the truth, you can rest assured that there is
absolutely no reason for you to ever use a condom with a hooker...  HAVE
FUN...