Naughty Little Girl’s Guide to Getting Lots of Christmas Presents 
(Mg, loli, prost?, hum)

by this guy (thisguy.1066@gmail.com)

Summary: Advice for little girls who’ve found themselves on the 
‘naughty list’…



Let’s be honest: we all know that being bad is much more fun than being 
good.  Of course being good does have one distinct advantage: more and 
better Christmas presents.  This is one of those cases where girls are 
at a distinct advantage.  

It is true that both bad little boys and bad little girls can stay up on 
Christmas Eve and use the opportunity of meeting Santa to beg for more 
and better presents.  However, a little girl who has found her way to the 
‘naughty list’ can do more than just beg: she can get Santa off.  That’s 
right, she can use her female body to make Santa horny enough that he 
blasts a load of his yuletide cum.  There’s no guy in the world, including 
Santa, who’d view a girl who got him off as being ‘bad’.

So if you’re a girl who was bad this year you don’t need to worry about 
being stuck on the ‘naughty list’, no, you just need to make sure to get 
Santa off.  Sure you could discretely give Santa a handjob when you sit 
on his lap at the mall; he’d appreciate it, but what about the bad things 
you want to do between when you sit on Santa’s lap at the mall and when 
Santa comes sliding down your chimney?  Those fun things could still get 
you on the ‘naughty list’.  Are you really gonna completely stop lying, 
stealing, getting drunk, getting high, chain-smoking, letting random guys 
see your cunny, wetting your panties instead of going to the bathroom, 
beating up your little brother and sister?  Of course you aren’t.  And 
why should you?  Doing those things is fun.

No what you should do instead is drink a whole bunch of coffee, smoke 
some meth, or take some speed on Christmas Eve so you can be sure you 
won’t fall asleep until sometime on December 26th.  But that’s not the 
only thing you gotta do to prepare for when Santa comes sliding down 
your chimney. Make sure to dress appropriately: first off forget the 
panties, put on the thinnest shortest nighty you own, and wear the shoes 
with the highest heel you have.  But what if you don’t have high heels?  
Then you should simply not wear any shoes.  Of course your feet might get 
cold: sure you could run to your bedroom to get a pair of slippers if and 
when that happens, but what if Santa comes sliding down your chimney while 
you are in your bedroom?  That’s why it would be wise to have a pair of 
Uggs handy just in case.  You should also brush your hair, maybe put on 
some lipstick…after all you want to look as pretty as possible for Santa.

What happens when Santa comes sliding down your chimney?  He’ll know if 
you try lying to him by telling him you’ve been good.  No, he knows you’ve 
been a bad little girl and lying to him will only make it worse.  Tell him 
you stayed up because you wanted to get a chance to talk to him alone: 
he’ll appreciate the honesty.  Then, when he’s asking what you wanted to 
talk to him about, simply reach out and grab his cock through his red suit; 
if you made yourself look pretty enough his cock will be all nice and hard 
by the time you first touch it.  If he asks what you’re doing, tell him 
that you “just knew he had a big one” and ease the front of his pants down 
until it’s waving in the breeze.

From there it’s just a matter of rubbing his bare cock against as much of 
your base skin as possible.  Lick the end or suck on it like it’s a 
lollypop.  When you’ve got a free hand, move one or both of Santa’s hands 
to your butt.  At a certain point he’ll probably tell you to “stop teasing” 
him; that’s when you sit on the edge of the sofa, lean back and spread your 
legs as wide as you can, while asking, “Santa can you put your cock in my 
cunny?”  Being a good guy, Santa won’t be able to say “no” and his big cock 
will be sliding in-and-out of your tight naughty little girl cunny in short 
order.  After a while he’ll groan something along the lines of “such a good 
little girl”.  When he groans that, you can expect to feel a warm wetness 
deep in your cunny.  That’s a good thing, something for you to be real 
happy about.  Its Santa shooting his yuletide cum where it belongs: deep 
inside your cunny so it won’t make a mess.  

After Santa has finished shooting his yuletide cum in your cunny and after 
he pulls his softening cock out of your cunny and puts it back in his pants; 
that’s when he’ll give you lots of good presents.  And if you’re really 
lucky and managed to get Santa to shoot an extra big load of his yuletide 
cum extra deep into your cunny you might get an extra present sometime in 
September. You’ll know the extra present if you get it because it is the 
most amazing, super cute, and extra special present of all.  

But don’t feel bad if October rolls around and you didn’t get the extra 
present; you can always try again next Christmas…