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 NASA Pledge (humor)

   by this guy (thisguy.1066@gmail.com)

   Summary: Satirical pledge members of the National Anal Sex Association
must take



   If you are reading this, you have been offered membership into NASA (the
National Anal Sex Association).  Unless you take the following pledge, you
will NOT be granted membership.

   PLEDGE FOR FEMALE MEMBERS

   I (state your name) hereby pledge that I will never use birth control or
condoms for the rest of my life.  Whenever I am with a guy I will only
sleep with him if he is willing to not use a condom and only if he swears
he will cum inside my ass.

   PLEDGE FOR MALE MEMBERS

   I (state your name) hereby pledge that I will never use condoms whenever
I have sex with anyone for the rest of my life.  If a woman asks me to use
a condom because she isn't on birth control, I will refuse to use a condom
but suggest anal as a way to avoid possibly knocking her up.