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 Manlicorp's "Way's to Tell if She's a Dumb Slut" (no sex, humor)

   by this guy (thisguy.1066@gmail.com)
Summary: A satirical list of things a "dumb slut" might do or say...



   Ever met a girl you weren't too sure about?  Maybe she wasn't too
smart...  Maybe she was a little slutty...  At the time you might have been
wondering "is she a DUMB SLUT?"

   We at Manlcorps have done plenty of research into the most elusive and
greatest type of woman there is: the DUMB SLUT.  She might be a DUMB SLUT
if...

   She thinks a fountain pen is a new type of sex toy...

   She tried to use a match to light her new e-cigarette...

   She asked where the can opener was when someone gave her a can of
soda...

   She complained that the guy who asked to borrow a tissue from her never
gave it back...

   She won't swallow because she thinks cum is fattening...

   She thinks `prostitute' is a good career choice...

   She thinks she needs to use birth control after finding out she's
pregnant...

   She saw a `no shirt, no shoes: no service' sign on the door of a store
and didn't go inside because she was wearing sandals...

   She saw a `no shirt, no shoes: no service' sign on the door of a store
and didn't go inside because she was wearing a dress...

   She thinks she can't get a sunburn at a tanning salon...

   She thinks nail files used on toenails are called `pedophiles'; and
can't understand why people have a problem with them...

   She thinks "monogamy" is an exotic type of wood...

   She was kicked off an airplane because the clothing she was wearing was
deemed inappropriate by the horny old man in the seat next to her...
   She doesn't own any underwear...