Worlds Most Expensive Beverage (no sex, humor) by this guy (thisguy.1066@gmail.com) Summary: A satirical recipe for an outrageously expensive beverage... World's Most Expansive Beverage Ingredients: 1 shot 150 year old cognac 1 shot 80 year old scotch 1-1/2 oz. fresh squeezed pomegranate juice 1-1/2 oz. fresh male infant urine 1-1/2 oz. fresh female infant urine 1/2 teaspoon freshly produced cum of a shemale 2 tablespoons crushed ice 1 spurt cum of a drunk shemale 1/8 teaspoon ash of a cuban cigar Required Preparation Implements: Preteen girl, more than 6-months pregnant Enema bag, hose & nozzle kit Ratcheting speculum Martini glass Preparation Instructions: Clean anus of pregnant preteen girl via three consecutive enamas. Pregnant preteen girl stands on head. Insert speculum into pregnant preteen girl's anus, open to 1", lock in place. Pour all ingredients through speculum into anal cavity of pregnant pre-teen girl. Remove speculum. Pregnant preteen girl stands on feet, does 15 jumping-jacks. Pregnant preteen girl squats over martini glass, pushes beverage out of anus. ENJOY