Worlds Most Expensive Beverage (no sex, humor)

by this guy (thisguy.1066@gmail.com)

Summary: A satirical recipe for an outrageously expensive beverage...


World's Most Expansive Beverage

Ingredients:
    1 shot			150 year old cognac
    1 shot			80 year old scotch
    1-1/2 oz.		        fresh squeezed pomegranate juice
    1-1/2 oz. 		        fresh male infant urine
    1-1/2 oz. 		        fresh female infant urine
    1/2 teaspoon		freshly produced cum of a shemale
    2 tablespoons		crushed ice
    1 spurt 		        cum of a drunk shemale
    1/8 teaspoon		ash of a cuban cigar

Required Preparation Implements:
    Preteen girl, more than 6-months pregnant 
    Enema bag, hose & nozzle kit
    Ratcheting speculum
    Martini glass

Preparation Instructions:
    Clean anus of pregnant preteen girl via three consecutive enamas.

    Pregnant preteen girl stands on head.

    Insert speculum into pregnant preteen girl's anus, open to 1", lock in place.
 
    Pour all ingredients through speculum into anal cavity of pregnant pre-teen girl.

    Remove speculum.

    Pregnant preteen girl stands on feet, does 15 jumping-jacks.

    Pregnant preteen girl squats over martini glass, pushes beverage out of anus.


ENJOY