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 Ten Thousand Dollar Dessert (humor, no sex)

   by this guy (thisguy.1066@gmail.com)

   Summary: A spoof recipe for an outrageously expensive (and truly
disgusting) dessert...


Ingredients:
6 ounces fresh squeezed breast milk (from a girl no more than 13 years

old) 2 cups sea salt 4 table spoons cocoa powder 1-1/2 oz.  fresh poop of a
baby (be less than 1 week old) 6 spurts cum of a twelve year old boy 6
spurts cum of a drunk shemale 1 ounce urine of a pregnant preteen girl 1/8
teaspoon ash of a cuban cigar 3 dried mint leaves

   Required Preparation Implements: Ice Cream Maker Mixing bowl and spatula
Dessert goblet Dessert spoon

   Preparation Instructions: Using fresh squeezed breast mild salt and
cocoa powder make ice cream in ice cream maker.

   Mix chocolate breast-milk ice cream and baby poop in mixing bowl with
spatula until it has an even consistency.

   Scoop chocolate breast-milk ice cream and baby poop mixture into Dessert
Goblet.

   Drizzle cum and urine over chocolate breast-milk ice cream and baby poop
mixture.

   Dust with cigar ash.

   Garnish with mint leaves.
   ENJOY