Choc Bottom-Foamed Ten-Teen-Nut Pudding  (no sex)

by this guy (thisguy.1066@gmail.com)

Summary: Recipe for an outrageous dessert...



Required Preparation Implements:

Chocolate flavored super-lax (laxative)
Irish Cream
Preteen girl 
Five teenage guys
Air pump with built-in pressure gauge and hose 
Glass ice-cream bowl

Preparation Instructions:

1.Preteen girl takes a double dose of chocolate flavored super-lax.

2.Wait 45 minutes.

3.Preteen girl removes all her clothing.

4.Preteen girl kneels on floor then bends over until her face is on the floor as well.

5.Teenage guy inserts the tip of his dick into the girl's anus.

6.Teenage guy jerks-off; shoots his cum into girl's anal cavity.

7.Repeat steps 5 and 6 until all five teenage guys have dumped their loads into girl's ass.

8.Preteen girl stands on feet, does 25 jumping-jacks.

9.Insert nozzle-end of hose form air pump into preteen girl's anus.

10.Pump air into preteen girl's anal cavity until pressure gauge reads "15 psi".

11.Remove air-pump's hose from preteen girl's anus.

12.Preteen girl squats over glass ice-cream bowl, empties her anal cavity.

13.Drizzle Irish Cream over contents of ice-cream bowl.

ENJOY