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 Cute Little Smoker, Of the Month Page (no sex, humor)

   by this guy (thisguy.1066@gmail.com)

   Summary: Satirical poem and slogan from a fictional magazine that
encourages youth smoking.



   MONTHLY POEM "THE JOY OF TAR" By Charlotte Olivia Petri-Denous

   The more cigarettes I smoke, the more Tar I deposit on the cilia in my
airways.  The more Tar I deposit on the cilia in my airways, the more I
paralyze and destroy them.  The more I paralyze and destroy my cilia, the
deeper I am able to inhale cigarette smoke.  The deeper I am able to inhale
cigarette smoke, the more Tar my lung tissue can absorb.  The more Tar my
lung tissue can absorb, the more Joy smoking gives me!

   MONTHLY SMOKING SLOGAN

   Even if you don't want to smoke for yourself, do it for your children.

   This month's "smoking slogan" was brought to you by the International
Tobacco Council, a trade group of tobacco products producers.