Note: This story was dynamically reformatted for online reading convenience. Cute Little Smoker, Feature Girl of the Month (no sex, humor, word pics) by this guy (thisguy.1066@gmail.com) Summary: Satirical article from a fictional magazine that encourages youth smoking. CILIA TARCOT: "CUTE LITTLE SMOKER" GIRL OF THE MONTH `Cute Little Smoker' is proud to introduce Cilia Tarcot: our latest `Girl of the Month'. Following in the proud tradition of previous Girls of the Month, Cilia is an incredible young chimney. CILIA TARCOT'S BIO Current age* 6 years, 4 months Current height* 3'-9" Current weight* 41 pounds Currently smokes* 2 packs Draggin DoubleMenthol 100's Yellow (mini filter) per day Daily nicotine consumption* approximately 52 mg Daily tar consumption* approximately 712 mg First took a puff from a cigarette: age 21 months First smoked an entire cigarette: on 3rd birthday Weight at birth: 6 pounds, 5 ounces Mother smoked during pregnancy: yes, 3 packs filterless Draggin 120 Slims per day Mother smoked while breast feeding: yes, 3 packs filterless Draggin 120 Slims per day Siblings* brother, age 10 smokes 2-1/2 packs Draggin Menthol Green (standard filter) per day brother, age 8 smokes 2 packs Bucks 100's Black (asbestos filter) per day sister, age 3 smokes 8 Draggin DoubleMenthol 100's Yellow (mini filter) per day * at time of publishing Q & A WITH CILIA TARCOT Do you like smoking? Yes What do you like best about smoking? The way the smoke looks, how it makes my mouth taste smokey... Is there anything you particularly like doing while smoking? Yes; having tea parties and playing dress-up... Is there anything you prefer to not smoke while doing? Uhm...using the toilet... Is there anything you dislike about smoking? Not being able to smoke everywhere Do you use matches or a lighter? Lighter Do you use a cigarette holder? No Do you smoke cigars? No Do you smoke pipes? No Do you use e-cigarettes? No way: they're for babies Is there a flavor of cigarettes you wish you could get? Candy and Chocolate Do you think you'll ever stop smoking? Nope; I'm gonna smoke forever! There are four photos of Cilia on the page opposite the written article. The photo in the upper left corner of the page is taken from the side and just slightly behind the young brunette. Her mid-back length hair is visually out of the way in a simple pony tail, allowing the viewer to see that she is using a red crayon to color a coloring book which is sitting on her lap. A thin wisp of smoke is rising from the tip of the cigarette clenched between her lips. She is wearing a simple pale pink sleeve-less shirt and a pair of jeans. The photo in the upper right corner of the page is a perfect profile taken from her right side. Her mid-back length hair is laying over her neck, back and shoulders. She is squatting on the floor, putting a Babette doll (dressed in the `Port Lucie' bikini) into the pink Babette Horvette with her left hand; a half-smoked cigarette is between the index and middle fingers of her right hand, a think wisp of smoke rising from its lit tip. A narrow, and yet decidedly dense cone of smoke descends from her slightly parted lips over her left hand and toys. In this photo Cilia is wearing a simple, yet somewhat formal, off-white knee-length dress with short sleeves and a bright red belt; the bare skin of her lower legs and ankles disappears into the top of a pair of black leather little-girl style dress shoes with a buckled ankle strap. The photo in the lower left corner of the page is a head-on shot. She is sitting at a child sized table set with a child's sized plastic tea set. Her brown hair falls over the front of her shoulders partially obscuring the powder blue princess gown she is wearing. The only thing "off" about this almost Norman Rockwell image of a little girl playing dress-up and having a tea party, is what is at the very center of the table: a lit cigarette sitting in a nearly overflowing ashtray, next to the ashtray is a lighter and an open pack of cigarettes. The fourth and final photo, in the lower right corner of the page is taken from a distance. The entirety of a plastic wading pool half full of water sitting on an area of lawn. Cilia, wearing a purple one-piece bathing suit, is sitting in the pool her back against the far side. Her hair is dry since it is pulled up in pigtails. She is holding a lit, partially smoked cigarette to her lips. Looking at the image closely, one notices that her cheeks are somewhat caved in: clearly she is sucking on the end of the cigarette.