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 Cute Little Smoker, Ad for "Draggin Cutiepies" (no sex, humor)

   by this guy (thisguy.1066@gmail.com)

   Summary: Satirical ad from a fictional magazine that encourages youth
smoking.



   AD FOR "DRAGGIN CUTIEPIES"

   The full page ad is dominated by the face of young girl staring straight
out of the page; who looks to be about five or six years old.  She has
shoulder length curly blonde hair, piercingly bright blue eyes, extremely
smooth creamy skin, and a smallish delicately round nose.  Her somewhat
full pouty pink lips are wrapped around the filter of a lit cigarette.  A
thin wisp of white smoke gently rises from the mildly glowing ash at the
tip of the cigarette.

   Across the burgundy colored backdrop behind and above the girl's head /
hair the words "noBODY can say a SMOKE FILLED BODY isn't a CUTE BODY"
appear in bold baby blue letters.

   Across the girl's neck more words "SMOKE makes a CUTE BODY even CUTER"
these words in dark green.  And on the line below them "DRAGGIN CUTIEPIES"

   In the lower left corner of the page the usual health warning appears in
small black type.  "Cigarette smoke contains carbon-monoxide" as well as
the TDC notice "10 mg `tar', 0.8 mg nicotine av per cigarette by FTC
method"