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The Incest-o-matic (TM) or How (Fill in the blank)
Fucked (Fill in the blank) 
By theGreatxIam

The appetite for incest stories far outstrips the
capacity of a.s.s.m. authors. As a public service, this
do-it-yourself Incest-o-matic (TM) may be used by
writers attempting to meet the demand or readers too
impatient to wait.

For best results with the Incest-o-matic (TM), first
flip a coin -- heads is a man, tails is ... OK, stop
giggling ... tails is a woman. If it lands on the edge,
use your imagination.

Then randomly pick five numbers, each between one and
15 inclusive, applying each number in succession as you
go through the categories.

Names, details and batteries not included. Use of the
Incest-o-matic (TM) is void where prohibited by law and
in Alabama, where it's redundant.

STEP ONE: Select a gender for Character A.
1. Male
2. Female
3. Other

STEP TWO: Select a description for Character A.
1. Widowed
2. Divorced
3. Unhappily married
4. Horny but frustrated
5. Surprisingly young to have a teen-aged child, having
married shortly entering puberty
6. Caring but distant
7. Long-lost
8. Well-preserved
9. Chunky but not fat, and that's meant in the nicest
possible way
10. Horny but frustrated
11. Recently dumped
12. Dateless for five years, but still stunningly
good-looking
13. Sexy but repressed
14. Alcoholic
15. Horny but frustrated

STEP THREE: Select Character B.
1. Child
2. Stepchild
3. Sibling
4. Step-sibling
5. Twin
6. Step-twin
7. Sister-in-law
8. Brother-in-law
9. Mother-in-law
10. Father-in-law
11. Niece
12. Nephew
13. Cousin
14. Grandchild
15. Great-great-great-grandchild encountered via time
travel

STEP FOUR: Select description for Character B.
1.  Thin, boyish
2. Well-muscled, athletic, 6-foot-tall
3. Inexperienced but sexually predatory
4. Naive but eager, with long blonde hair
5. Horny but frustrated
6. Naive but eager, with short blonde hair
7. Coltish and frisky
8. Quiet, reserved but hiding a smoldering sensuality,
with long blonde hair
9. Initially reluctant but soon to become wildly
enthusiastic
10. Horny but frustrated
11. Uniformed, with short blonde hair
12. Prodigal
13. Prodigiously endowed
14. Endearingly prodigious
15. Horny but frustrated

STEP FIVE: Select plot.
1. A sees B masturbating in bedroom and feels guilty
but aroused.
2. A sees B screwing someone else and feels angry but
aroused.
3. A and B take a trip together. They check into a
motel that only has
a one-bed room left, and they feel awkward but aroused.
4. A volunteers to be B's "date." Dancing draws them
close and they feel drunk but aroused.
5. Weather pushes B into A's bed. They feel sleepy but
aroused.
6. A or B is injured. B or A acts as nurse and feels
sympathetic but aroused.
7. B catches A looking at porno and asks naive
questions. A feels
embarrassed but aroused.
8. B discovers A asleep or passed out and feels sneaky
but aroused.
9. A and B have anonymous cybersex. One figures out
what's going on and feels shocked, slightly
carpal-tunnelish, but aroused.
10. B is rejected by someone else. A hears about it and
feels empathetic but aroused.
11. A finds incest porn in B's room and feels puzzled
but aroused.
12. Someone else forces A and B together. They feel
afraid but aroused.
13. B offers self as gift to disconsolate A, who feels
unworthy but aroused.
14. B overhears A admitting interest in incest and
engineers it using one of plots 1 through 13. B feels
manipulated but aroused.
15. Who needs a plot? A, B, heck, the whole alphabet --
they're aroused.

STEP SIX: Select resolution of plot.
1. So they fuck.
2. So they fuck.
3. So they fuck.
4. So they fuck.
5. So they fuck.
6. So they fuck.
7. So they fuck.
8. So they fuck.
9. So they fuck.
10. So they fuck.
11. So they fuck.
12. So they fuck.
13. So they fuck.
14. So they fuck.
15. So they fuck and have a baby.