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 Agent Hooters vs.  Ninja Aliens From Mars by GeorgeTasker

   Prelude

   The three thugs encircled Anna Nicole Smith in the alleyway and she new
she was in a spot of trouble.  The men were dressed all in black with masks
over their heads that had holes cut for their eyes, mouths and noses. 
Although none of them were armed, neither was Anna and she was outnumbered.

   Anna acted first before they could coordinate their attack, she lunged
towards the assailant on the left and snapped her fist up into his throat
sending him stumbling back gagging for air.  The man who was now behind her
cracked her a painful blow to the back of her skull causing her head to
swim, while the other man grabbed her arm just below the elbow.  Before he
could tighten his grip Anna twisted her wrist and used her other hand to
break the grasp.  She then kicked him in the belly, knocking the wind out
of him and causing him to double over.

   As she turned to face the last man, the one that had hit her on the back
of the head the first on with the injured throat grabbed her from behind in
a bearhug.  She angrily struggled against his grab as she felt one of his
hands drop to cover and squeeze her big breast through the white blouse she
wore.

   "Oo her tits are big," he said, practically panting in her air as he
groped and mauled at the large orb.

   "I'm gonna make them shake when I fuck you," growled the man she had
kicked in the gut as he recovered from the blow and moved in towards her.
He reached out and squeezed her other breast, the one that wasn't being
fondled by the guy holding her.  As he groped her roughly he leaned in and
licked her cheek.

   "Asshole!" yelled Anna lifting her knee and ramming it up between his
legs.

   The man squealed like a girl and dropped like a sack of potatoes as her
knee crushed his balls.

   "You bitch!" growled the third man punching her across the jaw and
almost sending her into unconsciousness, "Let's see what we got here."

   With that he grabbed the front of her blouse and tore it open, the
buttons popping off and her bra covered breasts jiggling with their
freedom.

   The man behind her had stopped playing with her tit and was now trying
to look over her shoulder to get a look at her boobs, Anna could feel the
bulge of his erection pushing against her buttocks.

   Anna felt the cold touch of steel as the man behind placed a knife to
her throat.

   "No more funny stuff bitch," he growled.  His hand rested on the
underside of Anna's right tit, cupping the large orb through her bra.  He
then bounced it in his palm as if to feel its weight.  The mans hand then
moved over to her other breast, and he squeezed it softly.  "You got big
tits, baby..." he whispered into her ear.

   The second man got up, rubbing his painful crotch and moved up to Anna.

   "Like I said Cunt!" he growled, "I'm gonna make your tits shake!"

   He moved forward in front of Anna, pushing the other man away and smiled
at her from behind his mask. .  He then pushed the sides of Anna's boobs
together.  Her tit flesh welled up in her bra and it looked as though they
were going to pop out in any second.  He then released her breasts and her
boobs bounced back.

   "Lets take a look at these puppies," he then took the knife out of the
hand of the man holding it to her throat and used the blade to slice
through the center of her bra between her breasts.  The piece of lingerie
fell apart and Anna's lovely full breasts dropped free, high and firm.

   He licked his lips and reached out with both hands, his fingers pinching
Anna's uncovered nipple.  He smiled and looked Anna straight in the eyes as
he pulled hard on her nipples.  Anna moaned as he tugs it as far as he
could before releasing it.  Again and again he tugged on her nipples, her
naked tit flesh quivering each time her tits are released.

   "Lets hurry up and fuck her," said the man from behind impatiently.  As
the who was busy abusing Anna's tits turned to reply the secret agent
acted, her foot circling out in a crescent and kicking the knife from his
hand.  She then snapped her elbow back into the ribs of the man behind her
and she was free.

   Anna spun to face the man she had just elbows, her tits still hanging
free with the front of her blouse and bra torn open.  Her big breasts were
a little sore and tender from the manhandling she had received and Anna was
now pissed off - the three attackers were in trouble...

   Chapter One

   Anna Nicole Smith crossed her long legs giving the Chief a lovely view
of her creamy, tanned thighs.

   "Ok Agent Hooters its good to have you back after saving the President,
how was your vacation?" as he spoke his eyes surveyed her voluptuous form,
taking in the delightful flare of her hips and the way her massive breasts
filled out the front of her t-shirt.

   Anna shrugged, "Same old same old."

   "Right down to business then," the Chief said, "We want you to head out
to Roswell and investigate a number of strange disappearances that are
going on there.  We don't fully understand the cause of these but they seem
to emanate from a bar about 10 miles out of town called the Frying Saucer."

   "So I go there for information?"

   "Yes," confirmed the Chief, he then accidentally/on purpose sent a
manilla folder full of papers flying off his desk.  Anna stood up and
started picking up the papers.  She bent over the action presenting her
firm well rounded ass to the Chief as her tight skirt pulled taut across
her splendid buttocks.

   The Chief sighed with suppressed lust as he watched Anna pick up the
papers.

   "Thanks," he said reluctantly as she finished and put the folder back on
his desk, he briefly considered knocking it off again but decided that
would be pushing his luck.

   "You mentioned the Frying Saucer bar?" prompted Anna noticing the
Chief's gaze drop to her legs as she sat down.

   "Ahh right..yes.  The bar owner has proved rather reluctant to speak to
authorities regarding the disappearances so we want you to go in undercover
as a UFO nut tourist."

   "Not a problem," said Anna with a smile standing up, "I guarantee I'll
find out what has happened to those people."

   "Good to hear Agent Hooters," said the Chief, "Go and check in with
Gadget before you leave, we've also got a helicopter ready to take you to
Roswell."

   **

   Gadget's eyes almost popped out of his head as he saw Anna Nicole Smith
walk into his lab completely naked.  Her long legs seemed to go on forever,
and he had to lick his lips at the site of the neatly trimmed triangle of
pubic hair at the juncture of her thighs.  There was a hint of moisture
glistening on her pubic hair and Gadget wanted so much to bury his face
between her smooth thighs.  His eyes wandered further up her lovely nude
body and he felt his mouth instantly dry up at the sight of her bare
bazookas.  The monster-sized knockers were firm and high, thrust proudly
out from her chest and Gadget ached to kiss, suck, grope and squeeze them.

   "Gadget?" asked Anna in surprise as the scientist stood looking at her
as if in a dream.

   Then it clicked in the technician's brain, he was wearing his X-ray
specs!  Gadget took off his glasses to see Anna's t-shirt and skirt
magically reappear to cover her glorious assets.

   "Ahh right yes, hello Nicole good to see you again," he licked his lips
and swallowed the huge lump in his throat.

   "What do you have for me today?" asked Anna.

   Gadget's gaze inadvertently dropped to the swell of her bosom, "Have you
given any further thought to Machine Gun Jubblies?"

   "No right now Gadget," sighed Anna, she was beginning to get a tad
exasperated with the scientists constant request to turn her big tits into
machine guns.

   "Okay then," said Gadget disappointed, "Lets just get you out into the
copter and out to Roswell."

   "Great!" enthused Anna as the pair walked out to the landing platform.

   Perched ready for take off was a tiny one man helicopter, the overweight
pilot Anna recognized as fellow agent Jimbo Bond.  Anna had disliked the
fat secret agent ever since they had gone undercover as a hooker and her
mark while on a stakeout.  Jimbo had insisted that Anna sucked on his dick
while they waited so they didn't blow their cover.  Anna hadn't minded too
much, it was part of the job after all, except for the fact that Jimbo's
personal hygiene wasn't the best and he had some smelly dick-cheese under
his foreskin.  He'd also cum in her mouth and held her head on his dick to
force her to swallow, so his lustful groans were obviously beyond acting
and very unprofessional.

   "But that's a one man copter?!" complained Anna.

   "I know," nodded Gadget, "Unfortunately our helicopter is in for
servicing and with all the forest fires at the moment this was the only
thing we could hire."

   "Great how am I supposed to fit in there?" she asked gesturing to the
small, single seat cabin that was mostly filled by Jimbo's bulk.

   "You can sit on my dick if you want Agent Titties," said Jimbo with a
lecherous grin, deliberately mispronouncing her codename.

   Gadget ignored the lewd agent, "We've fitted a pontoon beneath the
helicopter Nicole, I'll get you strapped in now."

   Anna lay down on the platform beneath the helicopter, her large breasts
still jutting upwards despite her prone position.  Gadget strapped her legs
and arms down so she wouldn't fall out, several times his busy hands
accidentally brushed her large breasts as he coped a feel.

   "Good luck Nicole," he said as he closed the pod and signaled for Jimbo
to take off.

   **

   Jenny McCarthy awoke to find herself completely naked and strapped onto
what appeared to be a doctors examination table in a small, plain white
room.  The last thing she remembered was her car running out of gas on the
highway just out of Roswell, then there was a bright light, and then she
woke up here...wherever here was.

   There was a swoosh as the door opened and a small - four foot tall man
entered the room.  The man had green skin, a big head and a
disproportionately large penis between it's skinny legs.  The aliens dick
was limp but still about the size of a large mans, but it's testicles were
positively huge, about the circumference of a compact disk, only spherical,
green and hairless.

   "Adjsalj kiicjk weweaas titioo labushka!" chirped the strange little
alien in an unknown language.

   "What do you want?" asked Jenny struggling a little against the bonds
that held her to the table but to no avail.

   "Titioo kiicjk fgia talkjslkcis nabannoo!" the alien spoke again, it's
tone sounding more insistent as it climbed onto the table and straddled
Jenny's thighs, its huge balls resting in the clipped bush of her pubic
mound and its big floppy penis slapping onto her flat belly.

   The alien reached out with one long skinny finger and poked the
underside of Jenny's right breast causing the flesh to quiver slightly. 
The alien then reached out with both hands and grabbed her up-thrust
breasts, tightly squeezing them.  As his green hands began to maul and
massage her firm chest-orbs Jenny sore the things cock begin to grow and
stiffen to alarming proportions.

   The alien yanked hard on her nipple, pulling her breasts up by the
tightening buds and causing Jenny to cry out in pain.  It then leaned its
weight forward as its hands covered her large breasts as much as it could
and pressed them into her ribcage.  Jenny felt the aliens penis lift up off
her stomach and grow to full stiffness.

   It was big and thick, about ten inches long and hard as a rock, covered
with tiny veins that seemed to pulse along the length.  Although Jenny had
sucked an eleven inch cock early on in her career, this one almost rivaled
it, and between the legs of the four-foot alien it looked monstrous.

   "Kiicjk wewaas nabannoo!" grunted the alien as it adjusted its position,
finally releasing her battered breasts and prying open her thighs.  The
green alien knelt between her spread legs and aimed the pulsing head of its
penis at her cunt.

   "Kiicjk!!" screamed the alien in a high pitched chirp, surprising Jenny
as it grabbed a creamy thigh in each hand and thrust its steel-hard shaft
all the way inside Jenny's pussy.  It was the biggest and certainly the
hardest male genital she'd even had inside her cunt.

   "Oh God!" gasped Jenny as the alien, still in a kneeling position with a
leg in each hand started to buck in and out of her extremely fast.

   "Kiicjk," repeated the alien, its voice slightly breathless as it's hips
pumped back and forwards against her vagina like a pneumatic drill.

   For about fifteen long minutes the alien pounded Jenny's pussy with
incredible speed, sending her into countless orgasms till her loins ached.
Then it suddenly stopped, buried completely inside her it let go of her
thighs and grabbed a big breast in each green hand.

   "Aww!" yelped Jenny as it clutched her huge hooters roughly, it's
fingertips digging into her tit-flesh.  She felt the veins on the sides of
the aliens penis pulsing amazingly then the alien let out an animalistic
grunt and Jenny felt the explosion inside her pussy.

   The aliens cum shot up inside her vagina and washed out of her, the
explosion actually setting off another orgasm in the abused blonde.

   "Wewaas tasdsdfil," said the alien, its voice soft.

   Jenny gasped as she felt the green penis slip out of her.  She glanced
down at it as the alien climbed back off the table.  It's penis was still
rock hard, but its formerly huge testicles had shrunk to the size of
marbles.

   "Holy fuck," moaned Jenny, the aliens sticky cum drying over her thighs
and pussy as it left the room without another word.  "What the hell just
happened?"

   Chapter Two

   Anna Nicole Smith thanked Jimbo Bond with a chaste peck on the cheek -
Jimbo of course grabbed her ass and squeezed hard.

   "Anytime Agent Titties," said Jimbo with a grin as he got back into the
helicopter and took off.

   Anna jumped into the car waiting for her and drove straight to the
Frying Saucer Bar to check out the only lead she had on these abductions.
She had changed into her information gathering outfit - a very short white
mini-skirt and a super low-cut pink blouse with pushup bra (not that she
needed a push up bra with her tits, but the resulting effect was nothing
short of spectacular).

   As it turned out the Frying Saucer Bar was practically deserted, a
waitress was sitting on on the front step smoking a cigarette.  She was
pretty in a white trash kind of way with curly blonde hair, long legs
displayed beautifully by her short pink waitress uniform and a deep
cleavage that heaved delightfully as she sucked on her cigarette.

   "Hello," said Anna politely to the waitress, "My name is Christy Canyon,
I'm a tourist and I was wondering if you could tell me about alien
sightings?"

   The waitress sighed, "Go talk to the lecherous asshole in the kitchen,"
she looked Anna up and down, "You should take his attention off my tits for
a while at least."

   Anna frowned but didn't say anything, instead she went past the girl and
entered the run down looking diner.  The only customer was a pimple faced
geek who looked about eighteen or nineteen and who didn't even turn as Anna
entered - he was caught up in a game of pinball.

   Anna walked over to him and leant forward over the side of the pinball
machine to get his attention.  The position gave the boy an excellent view
down the front of her blouse.  His eyes were immediately glued to the deep
cleavage and mountainous tit flesh that welled out from the top of her low
cut neckline.

   "Hi I'm Christy," said Anna trying to get his attention.

   "I..I...I'm Tommy Smith," the boy replied, his eyes never leaving her
breasts.

   "Ahh, where can I find the cook Tommy?" she asked, the way he talked to
her chest was a little unnerving although Anna was used to it.

   "Out the back," replied Tommy licking his lips, the sight was like
something out of the `Big-Uns' magazine he subscribed to.

   "Thanks Tommy," said Anna briefly touching his arm then turning and
heading for the kitchen, Tommy's eyes watched the sway of her ass as she
walked away.  With the image of the gorgeous blonde firmly in mind he ran
for the toilets to jerk off.

   The cook was a gross looking little man with a bushy moustache, a shiny
bald head and a fat gut.  He wore no apron, but his white t-shirt was
stained with grease and Anna didn't even want to consider the stains on his
jeans.

   "Hi there," said Anna catching his attention.

   "Hello pretty lady," said the cook, putting down his cigarette and
walking over to the voluptuous blonde.  He eyed her big tits and long legs
eagerly, "What can I do for you?"

   "Ahhh, my name's Christy Canyon I'm a tourist and I was wondering if you
could tell me about alien sightings?"

   The cook sat down in a chair and gestured to another one facing his,
"Take a seat Miss Canyon, or can I call you bitch?"

   Anna hesitated, taken aback.  She realized she needed this mans help, he
was after all her only lead so she nodded and sat down facing him.  He gave
a gap-toothed smile as she crossed her long legs, the motion causing her
mini-skirt to ride up slightly and reveal even more of her creamy thighs.

   "About the aliens?" Anna prompted, she folded her arms over her bust to
try and take his attention away from her cleavage.

   "You got some nice big boobs bitch, don't hide them like that."

   Anna uncrossed her arms and let them fall to her sides, "Are you going
to tell me what I want to know or not?"

   The cook smiled and reached out, brushing his fingertips across her
right breast and feeling her nipple through the thin material of her blouse
and bra, "I'm sure we can work something out bitch, information isn't free
around here."

   "I have money," offered Anna pushing away his groping hand.

   "I don't want money," the man said licking his lips and letting his gaze
run up and down her seductive body.

   "I'm not gonna suck your dick if that's what you think," said Anna the
situation starting to get uncomfortable.  Truth be known she probably would
suck his dick but she hoped it wouldn't come down to that.

   "Just let me squeeze those nice big boobs for a bit and I'll tell you
everything I know about them aliens," the man said sitting forward
slightly.

   "Ok but I'm not going topless," said Anna, it was a small point but she
intended to haggle all she could.

   "Just take off your blouse, you can leave the bra on," said the man.

   Anna nodded and unbuttoned the front of her blouse, she pulled it open
to reveal her tremendous breasts in a lacy push up bra.

   "It's milking time!" cried the man loudly as he reached out and grabbed
a big tit in each hand and squeezed them roughly.  He moaned softly as he
mashed the two fleshy orbs together and began to eagerly knead the abundant
tit-flesh.  The mans hands rubbed over Anna breasts, pressing them in
against her chest.  A hint of her right nipple became visible above her bra
at his rough handling and he flicked it with his fingertip.

   "What do you know about the aliens?" asked Anna yelping slightly as he
tightly pinched both nipples through her bra and then used them to jiggle
and shake her breasts.  Both his hands then covered her tits and clenched
them tightly.

   "I ain't never seen tits this big before," said the cook squeezing her
right breast, "Even bigger than Kelly-Sue's," he added squeezing her left
breast.

   "The aliens!" said Anna a little hint of impatience and anger in her
tone of voice.

   "Oh yeah," said the man as he slapped the bottom of her boobs lightly
with each hand, "There's quite a few people going missing out in a certain
area of the desert recently and the authorities think its aliens or
something."

   "What area?" asked Anna.

   One of the cook's hands dropped to rest on Anna's bare thigh while his
other hand squeezed her breasts, going from one tit to the other and then
back again.  "Anyone with tits like yours ought to be used to having them
grabbed," he said both hands now back on her breasts and mashing them like
dough against her chest.  "I know I'm not the first one to touch these
puppies am I...  tits like these need attention...  I bet your titties get
squeezed and sucked a lot, don't they, bitch..."

   "What area of the desert?" asked Anna again.

   "Back on Route 75," said the cook, "Bought ten or twenty miles from
here," the cook yanked down both cups of her bra and her big bare breasts
popped free and jiggled about at the sudden motion.  The cook grabbed both
the bare tits and leaned forwards opening his mouth to taste them.

   Anna decided he was getting carried away.  She waited `till he was
within inches of tongue to nipple contact and then with a twist of her
shoulders and arch of her back Anna slapped her left then her right breasts
across the cooks jaw, the attack snapping his head sideways and actually
knocking him unconscious.

   "Thanks for your help asshole," muttered Anna as she pushed her tits
back into the cups of her bra.

   Chapter Three

   Anna Nicole Smith drove Southwest away from the Frying Saucer along
Route 75.  It was beginning to get dark and she wasn't sure how much she'd
be able to spot in the fast diminishing light, but she wanted to get a look
around the area of the abductions before setting up camp for the night.

   Suddenly her car engine cut out and the car rolled to a stop.

   "Fuck!" swore Anna getting out of the car and popping open the hood.  A
gush of smoke billowed out, the car was definitely fucked.

   Anna sighed, hiked up her short skirt even higher and bent over the
grill leaning under the bonnet as if she was a mechanic.  The position
causing the back of her skirt to rise even further so that any passing car
would get an eyeful of her panties and long shapely legs.  Anna had used it
often in the past and knew it was a sure-fire way of getting someone to
stop and help her.

   She stop bent over the front of her car, wiggling her ass in the dimming
light for about 10 minutes when a light shone over her.  Thinking it was
headlights she wiggled her butt around promiscuously for a bit then turned
to look, pushing her chest out invitingly.  To her surprise the light was
not from an oncoming car, it was coming from the sky above.

   Anna squinted and looked up trying to get a look at the aircraft above.
The light however was too bright and shone directly down towards her,
almost completely blinding her.  Then everything went suddenly black.

   **

   Anna awoke from unconsciousness to find herself strapped naked and
spread-eagle onto a white table, her long legs locked into stirrups kind of
like a gynecologists table.

   She felt rough fingertips stroking the outer lips of her vulva giving
her quite a start.  Craning her neck as far up as she could she managing to
look between the cleavage of her high breasts to see a green head between
her legs.

   The alien peeling open the petals of her vagina and poked the bud of her
clitoris causing Anna to gasp slightly.  The alien pinched her clit and
then slipped an exploratory finger right up inside her cunt.  The creatures
finger was long and thin and probed deep.

   "Ahh!" gasped Anna arching her back as the alien buried a second finger
up inside her.

   "Kiicjk wewaas latobo," said the alien, his language an incomprehensible
chirp to Anna.

   Then to Anna's surprise the alien gets up and leaves.  As he walks away
Anna takes note of his huge balls, they look monstrous on the small alien.

   As soon as the alien is out the door another alien walks back in and
sits himself on a chair by the door, this one is holding a small back rod.

   "Rueluembar!" at the sound of the aliens voice the straps holding Anna
in are released.

   Anna immediately stood up and rubbed her pussy where the alien was
probing her, everything seemed alright and at least it hadn't tried to fuck
her.  She looked across the room at the open door and the small alien guard
sitting beside it.

   "Can I leave?" Anna asked but got no reply.

   What the hell Anna thought to herself and ran for the door.  As she
passed the alien he reached out and poked her with the black rod he held.
As it touched her leg a shock of electricity shot through her flesh and
everything went black.

   **

   Anna awoke strapped back on the table.

   "Kiicjk wewaas nabannoo!" said one of the aliens as it climbed up on the
table between Anna's spread legs, if it was angered by her attempted escape
it didn't show it.

   "Ahhh, what are you doing?" Anna asked nervously.

   The alien reached up and slapped her breasts, licking his lips with a
long snake-like tongue as he watched them wobble and jiggle across her
chest.

   "Titioo labushka!" said the alien softly as it grabbed one of her big
breasts in each hand and squeezed, it's long fingers sinking into her
tit-flesh as it groped and mauled her boobs.

   Anna's eyes widened slightly as she saw his erection growing and rising
between her legs as the alien played with her tits.

   "That's a big pecker for a little fellow like you," Anna said with a
smirk resigning herself to the inevitable alien probing she was about to
receive.

   "Kiicjk wewaas nabannoo!" grunted the alien in what seemed like
agreement as it gave Anna's hardened nipples a final pinch before reaching
between it's legs and aiming its big cock at her moist cunt.

   "Kiicjk!!" screamed the alien in a high pitched chirp, grabbing a silken
thigh in each hand and ramming its steel-hard shaft all the way inside
Anna.

   Anna moaned as the alien, still in a kneeling position with a leg in
each hand started to buck in and out of her extremely fast.  The alien's
hips pumped super fast like a machine gun and the sensation was like
nothing Anna had ever experienced.

   For about fifteen the only sound that filled the room was Anna's voice
"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!"

   Then the alien suddenly stopped its humped, buried completely inside her
it let go of her thighs and grabbed a big breast in each green hand.

   Anna gasped and felt her own orgasm hitting her as the aliens fingers
sunk into her breasts.  She felt the veins on the sides of the aliens penis
pulsing amazingly then the alien let out an animalistic grunt and Anna felt
the explosion inside her pussy as both human and alien came.

   Huge amounts of green alien sperm spurted up inside her and gushed out
over the table and her thighs.

   "Wewaas tasdsdfil," said the alien, its voice soft.

   Anna moaned softly to herself as the alien slid out of her, its penis
still hard but its testicles shrunken considerably.

   Anna dropped off to sleep.

   **

   When she awoke she was still on the table although she was not strapped
down.  The alien guard with the stun rod sat on the chair by the door once
again.

   "You're back," Anna said to the guard as she stood up and stretched, her
breasts jutting out impressively as she extended her arms above her head
and yawned.  It was time to escape and hopefully take the ship down first.

   Anna dropped to her knees and crawled across the room towards the alien
guard trying to appear as non-threatening as possible.  The alien turned to
watch her, his eyes straying to the pendulous sway of her heavy breasts. 
It appeared no one was immune to Anna's expansive charms.

   When she was kneeling directly in front of the aliens chair she put both
hands gently on the aliens knees.

   "Why should your friend have all the fun and you just sit on guard?" she
asked as her soft hands stroked up the aliens inner thighs towards his
genitals.

   The alien didn't move a muscle as Anna's fingertips reached his groin
and stroked the length of his soft penis causing a slight stir.  Her heavy
breasts pressed to the inside of the alien's knees as she cupped a big
testicle in each hand.  The large balls more than filled her palms and she
gave them a gentle squeeze before returning her attentions to the now
growing green penis.

   "Kiicjk?" the alien chirped, his tone rising as if it was a question.

   "Kickjik," Anna said with a nod trying to emulate the word as best she
could.  At the same time she grasped her fist around it's semi-hard penis
and her soft hand began to stroke up and down.

   Remembering the speed at which the previous alien had fucked her she
began to pump on the guard dick as fast as she could, her hand a blur. 
Pretty soon he had a raging hard on.

   "So you do like me after all," said Anna, squeezing his cock which felt
amazingly hard and stiff in her hand, as she spoke she leant in and brushed
the head of it's penis with her lips causing it to twitch with arousal.

   Then Anna flicked her tongue gingerly from her lips, the saliva-wetted
tip coming into contact right upon the throbbing head of the alien's
engorged cock.  She circled it slowly about the rubbery green flesh,
feeling his hips twitch spontaneously from the arousing sensations of her
mouth.  The tip of her tongue greedily lapped up the little gooey droplet
of greenish pre-cum, the sharply pleasing surprising Anna somewhat.

   Then her hands slipped softly to the base of the pulsing shaft as her
lips parted to take just the swollen head up into the warmth and moisture
of her mouth.

   A low sigh escaped from the alien as Anna's mouth planted kisses around
the jerking cock-head, continuing to play and tease him, yet still refusing
to actually take the shaft between her lips.  She trailed her tongue down
the side of his penis, then again flicked it back all the way up the length
of him.

   Then with a sudden deep groan, the alien reached down into his Anna's
long blonde hair, holding her face against his loins as he thrust his hips
eagerly upward, shoving the full-length of his twitching cock between her
lips and ramming it all the way down her tongue to the back of her throat.

   Anna gulped, giving out with a muffled protest at the sudden shocking
invasion.  It almost choked her, but she took the full length inside her,
surrendering her lips willingly as she felt the wildly palpitating head of
his penis crush relentlessly into the moist tenderness of her mouth.

   The alien trembled as he felt the human's lips warmly close around the
hard shaft of his cock, now taking almost the whole length into her mouth.
As the alien began to hunch up and down on the couch, his hips pumping as
he held her head down into his lap, Anna surrendered her lips even more
willingly.

   Again and again she felt the hotly swelling hardness shoving into her
yielding mouth, the massively throbbing head plunging down the full length
of her tongue to embed itself far into the back of her throat as the alien
guard squirmed his loins even harder into her face.  Anna began to work her
head up and down in a bobbing movement over his loins, swishing her tongue
wildly around the pulsing head as she started to suck in earnest.

   Her lips were stretched tightly around the alien's thick shaft and she
sucked ravenously, further intensifying the frenzied bobbing of her head
over his loins.  As she felt him nearing orgasm she reached around and took
hold of the stun-stick that had dropped from the alien's hand the moment
her tongue had touched it's cock.

   While her hands and mind was distracted trying to locate the button or
trigger on the stun stick the alien continued to use her ovalled lips and
mouth for it's pleasure.  With a sudden grunt Anna felt the alien start to
cum.  She tried to pull back off him, remembering the large quantities of
sperm the other alien had pumped into her, but the alien had both hand
entwined in her blonde hair holding her down as green sperm gushed and
sprayed from the tip of his dick straight down her throat.

   Anna gargled and gagged as she felt her mouth and throat quickly full
and green cum started to pour out the small space between the corners of
her mouth and the aliens rock-hard shaft.  Just then Anna found the trigger
and decided to waste no time.  She jammed the tip of the shaft into the
aliens ass and pressed the button.  An electric shock rocked through the
alien and he immediately keeled over, a rope of green cum shooting out to
hit Anna in the forehead.  As he hit the ground Anna had to step aside to
dodge a final spurt of the alien's intense orgasm.

   "Right, time to get out of here," said Anna slipping out the door.

   Chapter Four

   Anna Nicole Smith crept naked down the corridor.  She had no idea what
happened to her clothes but right now she had more concerning things to
worry about.  Like escaping.

   She went through the first door she came to and ran straight into an
alien the guard.  The little green man reached for his stun rod but Anna's
secret agent reflexes were faster.  Her rod shot out, not as an
electric-stun, but as a club.  The metal rod cracked the alien on the side
of the jaw dropping him like a brick.

   Inside the room Anna was surprised to see penthouse centrefold Jenny
McCarthy lying naked on the table.

   "These aliens seem to have a thing for blonde hair and big tits,"
muttered Anna as she undid the straps pinning Jenny to the table.

   Anna slung the unconscious bombshell over her shoulder, patted her
nicely rounded rump and then moved on, encumbered slightly by the weight of
the naked woman.

   The next door down the corridor led to a lift which Anna used to descend
to what she believed was the lowest floor.  The lift opened into what
appeared to be an engine room.  A few quick strikes of her stun rod took
out the only alien down there and then Anna quickly located the teleporter,
(at least what she believed a teleporter would look like from watching all
those Star Trek movies).

   Anna laid Jenny down on the teleporter and took a quick look at the
controls.  There were what looked like some complicated tracking controls
and a big red button.  She nodded to herself, there was one last thing to
do before she took Jenny to safety, (or killed her by pressing the red
button).

   Anna hurried back to the engine room, looked for the most delicate and
important looking piece of machinery, jammed in the stun gun and pressed
the button.

   There was a horrible alarm buzz sound that filled the air and smoke
started to billow out of the machine she had jabbed.  Anna sprinted back to
the teleporter, her big boob bouncing wildly.

   Inside Jenny was sitting up and shaking her head in confusion.  Anna
slapped the big red button and then dived onto the teleporter pad just as
it was warming up.

   There was a bright flash and then everything went black for the two
voluptuous blondes.

   **

   Tommy rode his rickety old bicycle along the side of Route 75.  As he
rode there was a sudden flash of light ahead and he saw two figures drop
onto the grass about 10 yards off the roadside.

   Tommy climbed off his bike and ran over.  Too his surprise they were
both female, both naked, both beautiful and both unconscious.

   "Holy shit!" he swore softly his eyes roving over their amble assets. 
This was the first time he'd seen a real life naked woman, and now he had
two of the most gorgeous specimens he'd ever seen helpless in front of him.

   Tommy frowned, "I know you..." he said looking down at Anna, "Bugger me!
You're that pretty lady from the diner."

   He then turned and knelt down beside Jenny, "Fuck!  You're Jenny
McCarthy!  This must be a dream!"

   Tommy couldn't help himself.  He reached out and cupped Jenny's right
breast, gently squeezing the ample upthrust cone.

   "Oh wow!" Tommy breathed, reaching out with his other hand so that he
held and squeezed both breasts.

   Tommy felt his crotch tighten as he began to massage the large orbs of
Jenny's tits.  He pinched her nipples and rolled them between his thumb and
forefinger.

   "This is a dream come true," said Tommy moving over to Anna and
straddling her thigh so that he could hump as he grabbed her even bigger
tits.  Tommy rubbed himself up and down her soft thigh as he mauled her
immense breasts.  He then leant over and sucked one of her nipples into his
mouth, pressing both her breasts into his face and rubbing his head all
over her chest.

   "I can't let this opportunity go to waste," said Tommy standing up and
stripping off his pants.  He then straddled Anna's stomach and slipped his
dick into her cleavage.  Tommy took one of her boobs in each hand and
pressed them together forming a sheath for his dick as she started to roll
his hips back and forth and fuck her tits.

   He thrust between her tits for about thirty seconds before moving back
to Jenny.  Tommy opened her thighs and lay down on top of her.  Fumbling
for a moment to position himself he pushed his dick up into her cunt and
let out a low moan.

   The moment the head of Tommy's penis pierced her cunt lips he surged
with ejaculation, his dick pumping and twitching as he slid it up inside
the busty blonde.  Tommy moaned and dropped his weight onto her, filling
her with his cum.

   He lay on top of Jenny for a moment, enjoying the feel of her soft body
under his as his dick shrunk within her.  Tommy then licked her cheek and
lips and pulled out of her.

   When Tommy saw Anna begin to stir as if she was about to regain
consciousness he got the fright of his life.  The teenage geek grabbed his
pants and leapt on his bike, peddling off into the distance with new fuel
for his next masturbation session.

   Epilogue

   Anna Nicole Smith entered Gadgets lab with a slightly sour look on her
face.  Her debriefing with the Chief had not gone too well as she didn't
really know what had happened, it was such a wild experience she wasn't
sure if it was real or a dream.  The only certain thing had been that she
had awakened naked with Jenny McCarthy so something strange had definently
occurred.

   "Hello Nicole!" said Gadget with a broad smile.  The Chief had insisted
that just to be on the safe side she should get checked out by Gadget after
mating with an alien species.

   "Now drop your pants and bend over the table, when I say cough Nicole.."
said Gadget licking his lips.  He was looking forward to the opportunity to
carefully examine her, very carefully.
   - THE END