Author: Spunk N. Wagnels
Title: (SNW) Proper PH
Part: 1
Universe: Proper PH saga
Summary: Visit an unusual night club where the help dresses provocatively
and the entertainment can get out of hand.
Keywords: humiliation, exhibitionism, voyeurism, forced nudity, d/s, nc?

The following is adult fiction intended for legally mature adults to
view at their discretion, where and when it is legal to do so.
Similarity to persons, living or dead is coincidence.  All rights are
reserved by the author.  Permission is granted to archive in places
where adults can legally view it free of charge, and as long as no
words are changed, including this disclaimer.

***Note*** This is not like my other stories. It is just dialog with 
no narrative descriptions. Think of it like a radio drama or eves-
dropping on coversations and trying to figure out what is going on. 
I've had good feedback from those that "get it" but I'm not sure this
style is for everyone, so I hope it works for you. Enjoy.

Proper PH 
Part 1
By Spunk N. Wagnels

That temperamental bitch!  How dare she quit without notice like that.
We've got to recruit new talent again.  What have you got on the
horizons?

I met this girl at jazzercise that seems promising.  Wanna talk to
her?

Sure, how about tonight?  My place?  Eight or thereabouts?

I think that can happen.  Who are you going to put in charge of the
club tonight if you're not here?

Have Janis come back here.  Now go, go out, Pretty Stuff, and recruit!
That's what you get the big bucks for.

Yes Janis, come in.  Close the door.  Looks like you need to present
yourself to me for inspection.  Come here by me.  This sash needs to
cross your body right at the crotch to be proper, no more, no less.
Is that understood?

Yes Ma'am, I understand.

Good.  I'm putting you in charge again tonight.  That's time and a
half, you like that don't you?

Yes Ma'am I do.

Good.  When you are in charge, I expect you to expect the same things
from the other girls that I do from you.  Is that clear?

Yes Ma'am perfectly.

You remember, don't you, that pantyhose with a modesty panel earns
regular pay, but pantyhose without the modesty panel is time and a
half.  When you pull supervisory duty like tonight, time and a half
applied to that can add up nicely.

Yes Ma'am, I'll consider it.  Thank you Ma'am.

That'll be fine.  Thank you Janis.  Would you please shut the door
behind you?

Hum, hum hum. Hello?  Shit. . . . Hi Wendy its Sylvia, if you are
there would you please pick up . . .Oh hi Wendy.  I'm glad I could
catch you at home . . . No this will only take a minute.  It is proper
to have an exit interview with our employees when they leave.  Do you
mind if I take five minutes and ask you a few questions? . . . Good,
thank you.  Now first, is there anything we could have done to have
made the situation here for you more workable, so that you might have
stayed? . . .  No I think you have the wrong idea.  You see, we hired
you beCause you are lesbian, and very attractive, and not attracted to
man at all.  Just because our clientele is mainly men, shouldn't give
you the idea that you are wrong for the job . . . Let me explain.
There are three places that want our asses closed.  They have tried
entrapment, lies, and spying on our every move.  There is no stopping
their efforts at closing us down.  . . . Yes, that's one of them.  By
having the best looking women on the planet, who happen to be lesbian,
working here, we can continue to attract the men without fear of any
of our employees falling into the traps being set for them by the
three.  We run a classy, proper establishment.  Our customers are
rich, influential, and often famous.  ProperPH is currently the
trendiest club around, and we want to keep it that way . . . Yes I
understand.  Well, she asked you to be more friendly only as an act.
The fact that you are, in reality, unavailable to the customers, makes
you even more attractive to them.  You know the old 'hard-to-get'
routine.  . . . Certainly, nobody is supposed to touch you.  It is one
of our rules.  That's what Fox-5 is for.  A man can be controlled by
any one of them and he won't even know it.  Well anyway, that is
neither here nor there since you've quit for good, that's right isn't
it? . . . Well that sounds like your decision isn't all together
final, so let me ask you if you know of any club that pays as well as
we do before tips. . . .  Yeah, I'd like to know about it too, if
there was one.  I'd give up the pressure of this job and work there
myself.  So, did you feel like you had the flirtation skills necessary
to attract the big tips? . . .  Well, we could work more on that if
you had any inclination of reconsidering.  . . . No, that's a fair
question.  I work this hard at trying to keep you because it is so
difficult to find just the right person to make this phenomenon work.
I thought of you as having a great deal of potential with us.  You are
bright, gorgeous, ungh, legs to kill for, the ability to turn on the
stuff like any skilled actress I've seen, and if we could ever
persuade you to move over to dancing, we'd have to hire special people
to mop up the extra drool from the customers. . . . No, I mean every
word of it.  I'll tell you what.  You call around today, research
what's available to you, and if you find that you want to come back,
get back to me any time up until and including my meeting your
potential replacement at my house tonight at eight.  Fair enough? . .
. I'll hope for your call. . . . Sure.  Goodbye. . . . You bitch!

Kim Stark to the office please.

Hi Kim.

Ms. Weston.

You can call me Sylvia you know.

Yes Ms. Weston.

Kim I called you in to talk to you about Wendy.  The redhead with the
sturdy stems?  You know who I mean?

Yes Ma'am, it's my job to know.

God woman lighten up.  You don't have your Fox-5 crew this tight when
you deal with the customers do you?

No Ma'am I don't.

Then relax, call me Sylvia, and let's be partners in the solutions for
this place.

That sounds good to me, Sylvia.

That's better.  Now about Wendy, I just got off the phone with her.
She quit, she claims, over an incident with a customer that she feels
wasn't adequately handled.  Do know about that?

Yes Ma'am, a piggish man held her leg and put his other hand on her
cunt for as long as he could, flicking his finger on her spot, with
her bucking and squirming to break free.  We moved in with Heather and
she distracted the man like a rodeo clown while Wendy shook it off in
back.  

Why wasn't I informed immediately?

We shifted Roz over to cover the table and I talked with Wendy myself
for awhile, then your Maggie took over.  Apparently, Maggie couldn't
convince her to stay.

Can't we figure out a way to have your gals dangling as distracting
bait in advance of an incident like this?  

I already have them in the pantyhose dress code.  Maybe we could work
on the tops.

The problem is that they have no reason to be milling around being
alluring.  What would you think of our making up job functions that
looked like they belonged to the company, like the old cigarette girl
type thing, and they would have a reason to be passing by in amongst
the servers.

That could work.

You still follow my criteria that they are all lesbians and in no way
attracted to men, don't you?

Yes Ma'am.  I test them myself.

Good.  Our contract depends on it.

So far it hasn't been a problem.

Are you looking for anybody right now?

I guess I'm always looking.

So am I.  Well, Maggie is bringing by a recruit to the house tonight
at 8:00.  I gave Wendy an open door until then, so if Wendy comes
back, you could have a look at the recruit for the Foxes.  Why don't
you come by around then.  

Sure, Sylvia.  That's generous of you.  I'll see you later.

Great.  Could you do me a favor and tell Janis that I've gone for the
day.  I've got to make a stop on my way home.  I'll be going out the
back.

Sure thing.

Hi Maggie.

Sylvia, I'd like to present Kristin to you.  Kristin this is Sylvia,
the owner of ProperPH.

My goodness, she certainly passes the attractiveness test, Maggie.
Where did you say you met?  Don't tell me, Jazzercise right?  So fit
too.  Come in, come in, let's talk. . . .  How about here?  Can I or
Maggie get you anything to drink?

A fruit juice of some kind might be nice.

So health conscious too.  I like that.  So tell me about yourself.  

Well, I'm a student at the university, majoring in physical education.
I work at Jazzercise to help out with expenses.

I guess that can be a lot when you're going to the university.

Yes Ma'am they are.

So are you open to higher paying income opportunities?

Yes Ma'am, I am open for other possibilities.

Do you have family here, husband, kids, significant other, anything in
the way of roots in this city?

No, I have no husband or kids, and no plans in that direction.  I'm
not from here originally.  I'm here just for school.  My friendships
are more casual, like meeting Maggie here.  Thank you.  This looks
good, hum, mango?

See Sylvia, Kristin has a good sense of taste.

You know, we could use people with good taste at ProperPH.  In fact we
could use people just like you.  

Who could that be?

It could be Kim or even Wendy.  Would you be a dear and check for me?

Any romantic prospects for you on the horizon?  Oh hi Kim.  I'd like
you to meet Maggie's acquaintance, Kristin.

Pleasure to meet you. 

You too.

Kim here works with us.  We have contracted her security company to
see that ProperPH remains 'proper' so to speak.

A security company run by a woman?  Outstanding.  Do the guys take
direction from you well?

Well, you see Kristin, it is not only run by me, but all of the
employees are women too.

You don't say.

That can only be one person.  I can't believe it.  Well, better late
than never.  No Maggie sit, I'll get it this time.  

Wendy.  I'd all but given up.  Seeing you can only mean good news I
hope.

Yes Ma'am I've come to talk to you about the job.

Kristin, this is Wendy, and you know everyone else.

Yes hi, and hi Ms. Connors, and Ms. Stark.

Come and sit down and join us.  Kristin was just asking Kim about
Fox-5 and what they are all about.  Maybe you could answer any
questions she may have about working at ProperPH.

Well I really shouldn't intrude if this is Kristin's interview.  I
tried to get here earlier, but my car broke down.  I was just getting
enough money together from working at the club to finally afford to
get a new one.

A new one?

Well Kristin, at least a late model.  The club has been good to me in
that respect.  I've been able to afford a lot more things lately.

What exactly is this club all about anyway?

Wendy you tell her.

You'd have to call it classy, because there is absolutely no
fraternization with the customers tolerated.  You can flirt all you
want to encourage what ever tips you can get, and if you cross a line
too far, Ms Stark and her crew are there to step in and take charge.
I'm kinda new at the club, so I have a little more learning and
reading to do of the customers, so Ms Stark and crew aren't needed.
You are very pretty so I'm sure you would do well on top of the
excellent base wages.  

Everyone talks about my looks.  What exactly do you wear and do?

Maggie?  Maybe that could be your department.

Kristin there are a few requirements one needs to meet to be
considered.  There is a dress code: heels, pantyhose, colorful sash
around the waist and a variety of approved tops which, honestly, are
revealing.  You're blushing.  I didn't mean to hit you with that.
This is a nightclub for the rich and famous.  They like to be
surrounded by beauty.  It is my job to find that beauty for Ms Weston
here, and I know how spectacular you look, so I thought, what the
heck, maybe you would be interested.  It pays a lot better than
Jazzercise I'm certain.

Just about anything pays better than that place.  It has the added
benefit of the exercise, though, that I like.

Well, the club has dancers too.  It's not a lewd debasing strip
display, but a hypnotically sensuous one.  It's really a very
remarkable feature of the club.

So we're not talking a strip club, I just couldn't imagine doing that
in front of all those repulsive men.

I think we are heading in the right direction with this conversation.
Attendant to the zero tolerance for fraternizing with the customers,
we actively recruit attractive women like you and Wendy who are
repulsed by men sexually, if I am making myself clear.

You mean . . . you're saying that you all . . . you all are lesbians?

That would about fit us all I would say, right ladies?

You mean I would have to be one too to be considered?

Might that apply in your case?

Unfucking believable.  You brought me here and now I am trapped into
saying whether I am or not in order to be considered for a job.  This
is something I haven't discussed with anybody else in the world, and
now I am forced to disclose it one way or another to a room full of
strangers.  This is too much.

Kristin, Kristin, please calm down.  Come on, wait a minute.  Maggie
was just being honest about everything so there wouldn't be any
surprises down the road for any of us.  If you haven't come to grips
with your sexually that's okay with us.  Wendy here wants her job
back.  There is no pressure, no demands, we can end his evening
amicably and be friends.  If you both want to work at the club, Kim is
considering people for positions with her as well.  Right Kim? . . .
See.  Now you tell us where you want to go with this, and we will all
respect that without question.  I promise you.

Ms. Weston, may I walk out back with Kristin for a minute?

Sure Wendy, be my guest.

Sylvia, I'm sorry, I thought for sure she was cool.

She may still be. It's just like we are about to fuck a virgin.  It's
a big deal for her and more responsibility for us. . . .

. . . I can work with her, if she pans out, she has an inner strength
I can tap into.

I hope you're right Kim.  She would decorate the club nicely.  Oh hi,
come right back in.  We were just talking about the club, like we ever
have anything else to talk about.

We had a little talk about the club ourselves and I think Kristin
might fit in well.

Well Kristin would you like to have an official interview at this
point?

Yes Ma'am.

Well this interview will consist of a mock job tryout and a two-way
test.  Are you up for that?

I guess I could do that, but what's the test about?

The test is a demonstration of the veracity of any statements you make
for our end and a test of us, and the club's system, from your end.
Wendy thinks you'll pass just fine.  Now for starters, we'll have you
put on a sample of the uniform.  Maggie, will you do the honors?

Com'on Kristin, we'll get you fixed up.  So, what did you and Wendy
talk about?  

She told me about the time she came to reckon with her sexuality, and
what went through her mind when she first applied for this job.  It
spoke to me, and I could relate to her situation.  It seems I could
take this on as an adventure like she did.

Well the beginning of your adventure is to step out of your clothes.
Here, I can fold that for you.  Well you look as nice with no clothes
on as you do with just a few on, even better.  Most people like to
wear these smoke colored pantyhose, but you'd have a choice.  Try
them. . . . Then this scarf goes around your waist as a sash like
this.  Now for a top, your breasts are still firm, you could go with
the diaphanous peasant top, or if you want support, you can go with
the gold mini bikini top or the silk halter.  There are lots of
choices.  You will find that the tips are better the sexier the top,
but we leave that up to you.  Okay, the peasant top it is for now.
Step into these, they should be about your size.  What do you think?

I can't imagine wearing this in public, but if other women do it and
they have no problem with it, then I can learn.

That's the spirit of adventure.  Let's join the others downstairs. . .
.  They're in here.  Okay they are at a table at the club.  Have you
ever carried a tray with drinks?

No.

Well it's a balancing thing.  Placement and graceful movement are
everything.  We'll teach you.  Pretend this tray has drinks on it, go
around to the table and serve each person a drink from the right.  . .
.  That applause is for you honey, take a bow.

Come here beside me.

Yes Ms. Weston.

What do you suppose you'd do if a customer were to put his arm around
your ass like this while you took orders from the table?  . . .
Besides squirming like that.

I'm not sure.

I'll show you.

Okay Wendy, that's the spirit.

I'd stand there for one order, then I'd smile, touch his nose with my
finger like this, and move on to the next person.  Depending on the
mood at the table I'd either take the orders as I continued to walk or
I'd stand just a little further back, but smiling nevertheless.

Handling situations like that with tact will get you big tips.  In
fact, the more the flirting the higher the tips.

Right Maggie, now come back.  Okay now, let's say the customer is out
of line and tries to put his hand right here.

Oooo.

What would you do Wendy?

I'd signal for Ms. Stark. 

And I, or one of the Foxes, would come by on the other side and toy
with the man's attention like this, while you make an exit unnoticed.

And that's as bad as it can get, because of the class of customer and
expectations of propriety.  It's a rare occasion that it happens, and
it usually comes from being too busy or distracted to read the
customer properly, but there are several people skilled in that
department to help you.  So what do you think so far?

It's not quite what I expected before I came over here, but it is kind
of exciting.

Exciting is good.  It gets you bigger tips.  Now if we have moved in a
direction you are comfortable with, we could try the last critical
test.  We only know how to test half of our concern, but we go on
instincts for the other half.  If you are ready, you can start the
test by removing the uniform.  No wait, I mean here, in front of us.

What do I have to do?

When you're finished with the clothes, I'll ask you to show your
appreciation to everyone here who has assisted you in this interview.

Like how do you mean.

Take your hands down from your breasts, they are beautiful.  Let us
appreciate them.  You are very beautiful.  Do you find any of us
attractive?  Wait, don't answer, that wasn't fair.  Have you ever had
feelings sexually for any woman?

Well yes, I guess for my high school PE teacher.

Could you pretend that any of us was your high school teacher tonight?
Take Kim for instance, she is very physically fit, like a PE teacher.
You can approach her, she won't bite.

Unless it turns her on.

Kim, behave.  Now, touch her shoulders.  Tell her to stand up with
your hands. . . .  Would you kiss your PE teacher if she let you?
Close your eyes and imagine. . . .I'd say your PE teacher likes that.
She'd probably let you remove her blouse if you did it passionately.
Now that skirt should be no trouble.  Did your PE teacher even look
that good? 

Oh Miss Preston . . .

Miss Preston is waiting for you to pull those panties down.  Try the
adventure of doing it with your teeth.  Now if you kiss her patch, she
will let you lead her to the couch.  She likes it better with her bra
off. . . . Did you ever imagine what it would be like to hug your body
into hers? . . . Miss Preston really appreciates your affections.  She
is weak in the knees, guide her down to the couch.  She is waiting to
feel the weight of your body. . . .  Not that way, if you face toward
her feet, she will let you have a look at her most private place on
her body. . . You don't mind her touching you there, do you?

Oh my god, I never knew . . .

Never knew how wonderful it is to be touched there by a caring woman?
Touch hers.  Show her how much you appreciate her touch.  Maggie some
pillows.  Whatever Miss Preston does to you to make you feel good, you
can do to her to show her that you appreciate it.

What? . . . Oh my . . .what . . . how . . .

Don't talk, kiss her back.  Your job in showing Miss Preston that you
love her, is to try to give her a climax before she can give you one.
That's it . . . you're doing just fine.

Oh this can't happen . . .  Oh eeee oooo yeow ooooo (pant) (pant)
(pant).  How can you make me feel this good?  Ohmygod, stop please.

Now you need to hear those words from Miss Preston and the circle of
love is complete.  That's it.  Try your fingers again.  Now really
work that tongue.  That's it, keep that up.  You've got her squirming,
don't stop.  Now suck it.  Lick . . . suck . . . lick.  Look at her
go.  Girl, you did it you gave Miss Preston the time of her life, and
she will never forget you for it. . . . Now, now, what are the tears
for?

I had no idea how wonderful it could be with a woman.  Why did I take
so long to find out?

Yes it is wonderful with a woman, isn't it.  The only thing I have to
worry about is, are you curious about men too.

I've never understood the infatuation some women have for men, but it
is how we all got here right?

That's the awkward nature of it all, isn't it, yes.  Maggie why don't
you have Kristin get dressed. . . . Wendy, I want to thank you for
your help with Kristin tonight.  We'll make room for both of you, if
you are coming back.

Thank you Ma'am.  I'd like that.

Report back at work 5:00 tomorrow, okay?

Yes Ma'am.

Good, thank you for coming by tonight.

Well Kim, what do you think?

I think that sometimes there is no finer thing than an enthusiastic
novice tongue.

A perk of our arrangement.  No, I mean about taking Kristin on.

We're Fox-5, not Fox-6, but she definitely could work out with the
proper training.

How about this, we put her on as server, dancer or something for the
club, and at the same time you put her through your training on those
pressure points or joint lock things, whatever, and I pay half her
wage.  Then as she becomes trained in Fox-5 security, you can take her
on with your next opening.

That seems doable. 

I'll have her start as a server for a week covering days off for the
others, and I won't have to pay overtime to anyone.  Then the
following week I'll put her on as a dancer.  You know, . . . that
could be part of the solution.  If some of the Foxes, like let's say
Julie, were to be dancers, it would not seem so strange for them to be
working the floor between acts, acting glamorous, asking the patrons
if they were getting everything they needed.  Then they would be in
the action to protect the wussies like Wendy.

I'll ask her.

Good.  Hi ladies.  So Kristin have you come to any decisions about
giving it a try?

Yes Ma'am, I think I would like to.

Tomorrow, let's say 4:30.

I'll arrange it.  Thank you very much.

Don't mention it.  We'll look forward to having you aboard.

Good night.

Good night. . . . So Kim, we have a deal right?

Yes Ma'am.

We'll work out the details tomorrow.

Yes Ma'am.  I'd better head over to the club.  I'll see you tomorrow.

Bye. . . . Good job Maggie.  You did it again.  I got Wendy back, and
I get Kristin to work for us for free.

How's that?

I agreed to pay Kim half of Kristin's wages as a Fox, only she'll be
doing jobs for us.

I still count you paying half the wages at least.

Yes, but the plan is for Kristin, and maybe others like Julie, to
become dancers for us on Kim's payroll.  That will easily offset my
contribution.  Give me five.

Great.  Do you have anything to eat?  I'm starved.

Yes Dear, me.


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