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 Rachael Ray's Tip Of The Day

   by sourdough

   ------ Synopsis: Audio portion from an unaired spot taped by the Food
Network star.  Flash story for Rachael Ray fans only.
Codes: celeb anal

   Hi!  I'm Rachael Ray, the author of "Thirty Minute Meals," with your
Food Network Quick Tip of the Day.  Today's tip has little to do with
actual cooking but it does involve one of my favorite ingredients.  How,
you ask?  Just watch as me and my handsome friend here demonstrate.

   Let's say you've just started to brown the onions in the sauté pan when
your significant other comes home from a hard day at work and wants a
little loving to relieve some of his stress.  Instead of shutting off the
range and heading for the bedroom why don't you do what I do?  Just take a
tablespoon full of e.  v.  o.  o., extra virgin olive oil.  A little more
or a little less doesn't matter; just eye-ball it.  Coat his love muscle
with it just like this.  Isn't it a pretty one?  >giggle< Next, pull down
your own pants and panties.  You're now good to go for a little dreamy anal
sex.  Unh!  That feels good!

   Believe me, if your sweetie is anything like mine he'll shoot his load
into your poop chute before the onions have had a chance to fully brown. 
The rewards?  He gets his rocks off, you get a little yummy butt love and
dinner isn't late.  You're both happy.  How easy is that?  >giggle< Don't
make a liar out of me, honey.  Finish it!  Ahh!  I'm so glad we're all out
of time.  This has been Rachael Ray with your Food Network Quick Tip of the
Day.
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