Note: This story was dynamically reformatted for online reading convenience. Author: Simplex (simplex992000@yahoo.com) Title: Horny Hound: The Hot Dog of Barocean Summary: A paranormal researcher's account of a spectral hound sexually preying on women near the fictional coastal town of Barocean. Keywords: F/dog, beast, paranormal, supernatural rape THIS STORY IS PROTECTED UNDER THE LAWS OF COPYRIGHT. ANY REPRODUCTIONS, ALTERATIONS, AND/OR SALES WITHOUT THE WRITTEN PERMISSION OF THE AUTHOR IS STRICTLY PROHIBITED. Horny Hound: The Hot Dog of Barocean The Black Dog or Paranormal Dog looms large in many world folklores. Seen throughout the British Isles and North America, the Dog (usually black but may appear in other shapes and colors) appears in so many ways: as an omen of doom, as a guide, helper, protector of children, or a grim-reaperesque collector of souls. But there was one doglike phantasm which appeared in the seaside village of Barocean on the West Coast in the latter part of the last century which was anything but mystical in intent. Not for him appearing to lonely maidens to ward them from evil, not for him appearing to old drunken men to warn them that their time on earth was up. Not for him the protection of lost children or the punishment of people who dared to cross a local taboo. No, for this dog, which became to be known as Horny Hound locally, a different goal emerged: Mating and with local women, breeding them, whenever he could get away with it. The first recorded encounter with Horny Hound occurred in mid 1975. I arrived at the turn of the century, the 21st century that is, being a researcher into the paranormal. No one wanted to take seriously any stories of sexually active cryptozoology but I thought it was high time someone looked into the multitude of stories which never made it into books. The Legend of Horny Hound was my first case. And my first contact was a middle aged widowed woman named Mrs. Clare Yarmount. She invited me into her seaside cottage in Barocean and I asked her for her story. She sat in a way that seemed she was quite perturbed, but not, I thought, with me. And this is the tale she told: On a summer morning in 1975, Mrs. Yarmount was walking along a small road picking blackberries. Suddenly, a huge black dog leapt out at her from the bushes. "Its breath... I will remember that breath until my dying day," Mrs. Yarmount later recounted to the author, "It stunk of sulfur and alcohol. It was almost as smelly as my husband's. Now, I have always been comfortable around dogs but this one seemed different. Its eyes were red and glowed from within, but even so they almost seemed human. Its paws seemed elongated, its claws almost fingerlike digits. I was so scared, I was sure it was a rabid dog. It bit my neck and I held still, waiting for the end. But, as it held me in place with its jaws, the dog was quite heavy and lay fully upon me weighing me down. Its paws scrabbled across my chest. I was wearing a loose cotton dress that tied in the front in those days. I had recently married. But it wasn't scratching. With some horror I realized it was trying to rip off my dress! How could that be? "I figured it just wanted to get to my skin to rip my heart out. Then I felt it. The beast was immense! I mean... its member. I felt it press against my legs as it forced itself between my legs. It was erect! I must have panicked then because the dog growled loudly and bit my neck harder as I struggled. I then lay perfectly still, terrified. The strange dog began to lick my face. It licked long and hard at my cheeks making my head turn left and right. Its paws began to knead my breasts. I had good breasts in those days. I wore a C-cup and since I was young, the heavy things didn't sag. But now it was kneading them. I suddenly realized, this animal is trying to rape me! I put my hands underneath his very heavy chest and pushed hard but that only made him growl again loud and turn his head to bite my neck. This time he gnawed on it, grinding his incisors into my neck arteries. I began to sob a little. Maybe if I let him play a bit, he would get tired of the game and go away. He didn't!" "He chomped and chomped harder, growling. I didn't know what he wanted. He had my breasts exposed. While I moved, I opened my legs wider and he let up his clamping bite on my neck just a bit. I spread my legs wider, and he let up more. He wanted me to cooperate! I reached down and pulled my skirt up, hiking it up over my thighs, exposing myself. He reacted by humping wildly against my thigh. I touched his penis. It was huge. Well over a foot long, thicker than my wrist. It was leathery and slimy from his sweat and I suppose precum. He was licking my mouth directly by now and I opened slightly. What was I to do? He could obviously kill me. And he was an animal! Literally! I mean, what was I to do? Beg? Offer him money?" At this point Mrs. Yarmount became very emotional. And the writer became very horny. Now in her early forties, Mrs. Yarmount still shows evidence of the milky curvy beauty that was once ravished by Horny Hound so many years ago. Her thick blond hair is done up in a huge bun and her freckled face is aged and lined. Her breasts now sag more in her sundress than they used to. But I could easily see what that Horny Hound was thinking on a summer morning over thirty years ago. Mrs. Yarmount continued, "So I began to stroke him. Stroke his dick... penis. It was flopping and throbbing. I could have sworn his thick heavy furry body felt more like that of a man than a dog. Sort of like a man in a dog suit. But it wasn't a suit. He was heavy. And it seemed like pure muscle. That breath was so bad. The eyes though, by this time, heavily lidded in pleasure as I stroked his member. Then he began to rut against me. I had panties on, the blunt end of his penis was shoving against it. I guess he was trying to tear through it. He was licking on my breasts now, licking all over. I couldn't help it. When his rough tongue licked over my nipples, I arched up. I.. I moaned. I pulled down my panties; he seemed to understand what I was doing because he moved aside out of the way. Then he was back between my legs. I spread wide...." Mrs. Yarmount looked off into the distance at this point. I noticed that her hand strayed down between her legs, stroking softly. I asked her to continue. She snapped her head back toward me, her eyes seemed blazing with emotion. "He took me!!! He took me and he took me and he took me. He made me orgasm. I had just married! My husband, bless his soul, used to dash at me. We married young and he was just a young man then. I had not yet had an orgasm with him yet as he didn't last too long inside me. But this animal! His dick was huge. He ground it inside me. He came inside me and made me cum. I screamed and screamed and was horrified when I heard myself screaming for more. He put so much of his flop inside me; it was squirting out of me as he kept up his assault. Weird thing was, as many times as he took me, and he made me take most of that huge blunt branch, it never started hurting. I wasn't numb either. I can still feel the knobs and veiny curls on his member with my insides to this day." "How awful" I said, trying to hide my own erection as I interviewed her in her cozy living room by the sea. She looked out the window and smirked. "Yeah, awful, then how come you got a chubbie?" "I'm so sorry!" "It's ok, dear, I'm glad someone wanted to hear my story. And my husband left me almost six years ago, it would be nice to have some... attention." (Mrs. Yarmount's husband died six years previously but she always referred to him as having `left her' because she missed him so much and felt he ran out on her by dying... a strange woman.) Mrs. Yarmount then lifted up her sundress and offered me relief in the most pleasant way. I love women with tons of pubic hair and she had so much I couldn't see her vulva. While she may not have been as fresh as when Horny Hound enjoyed her, it was quite pleasant and her breasts looked a lot better than I expected. As I dressed after our impromptu encounter, she dropped a further bombshell. "I gave birth nine months later." She said flatly. I must have had a look of absolute horror on my face. Although I was soon to find, it wasn't the first time I'd hear the phrase. "Oh it was my husband's," she laughed, "I didn't have a wolf-child like the others." That was the first time I'd heard the term which I would hear whispered by the locals around Bayocean over the time of my research. Wolf-Child. The Others. Luckily Mrs. Yarmount was the local gossip. "Oh, I couldn't tell you anything!" she gasped as she led me to her bed where I spent the night, and where she talked nonstop about all the people in the town and their interactions with Horny Hound. My next stop was Audrey Betterled. She reported an encounter with Horny Hound soon after Mrs. Yarmount. In late summer 1975 she had been a young teenager: Thick long jet black hair. No bust whatsoever but long legs and a butt which seemed to be a perfect peach shape. Her eyes were uncommonly big and round, and her pupils as well. It was unnerving being transfixed by her gaze. I felt I should be researching her and not this phantom dog. Like many young teenagers, Audrey liked to sneak out of their parent's house in the middle of the night for various night capers. This is what she had done in July 1975 when she climbed out of her bedroom window for "a gallon of milk." She never did get the milk, but she did meet a local married policeman for a brief and torrid encounter in an old abandoned schoolhouse that night. To this day she refuses to name the man. It was on the way back from home around midnight that she encountered something strange. She was being followed by what appeared to be a large shaggy black or brown dog. The night was very dark, it was almost fully overcast. Barocean is on a long sparsely populated area of coast so there was no one else around, her own home was the nearest house in the vicinity. "I was always a bit of a tom girl when I was young. I guess I had to be. I never did develop and was flat as a board. Guys said that they loved my big round black eyes and raven black hair that went down past my butt but then I always used to catch them staring and drooling looking at Mavis Killicutty and Lattesha Johnson who had boobs that hit doors five minutes before they got to it. Like cows. Ew." The dog was following her in the dark. But even though the night was so dark, she could clearly see the dog! "It was weird. It was like he was shining in the dark, even though he was black. Like black light. I hadn't done any drugs, He [the policeman] didn't have any pot for me that night. We just had sex. But there he [the dog] was, darker than the night but yet standing right out. I think what really got me to walking faster was the eyes. They was red and shining. But... human. You know, like people eyes." Audrey trembled a bit, even twenty five years later remembering what she saw is harrowing. "It did something. It... grinned. I dunno. I didn't watch Disney cartoons until years later with my son but it looked like that cat in the story where the girl goes through that wacko LSD trip through the rabbit hole. I think that's when I began to run through the blade grass toward the dunes. It caught up with me pretty quick. It lept up, I fell to my knees. I screamed but he scrambled up on top of my back, and bit the back of my neck hard, twisting it, like a cat does with its prey... which I thought was weird as this thing was supposed to be a dog." "I bit my lip, and quieted down just out of fear but he let up his bite. I guess he didn't want me screaming. Then he got off me. He put his snout right up against my stuff! He was snuffling and sniffling. I think he smelt the policeman who just had me. I made him wear a rubber so I wouldn't have a baby. So I had no jizz in me. But even so, I don't think the dog was pleased. He growled and pawed the ground." "I had been wearing a knee-length skirt and I did have panties on but those were taken off by, well, my lover who I still won't name. The big dog shoved his snout right under and began to lick. He licked my labia. Oh god it felt good. I mean, I didn't want him to. I was terrified! But I had just had sex and he had finished pretty sharpish. After these encounters I usually went home and got myself off. But this dog... what his tongue was doing. I was a horny young teenager! I didn't care anymore; this was making me feel good." "He licked and lapped and his tongue got inside me. I think I must have been howling by then. He seemed to like that. I heard him pant like a happy puppy. It was still dark, I didn't see much. You ask about his paws, they did seem to be able to grip more than you'd expect from a dog. They were on my butt. I had a good butt! It was far better than those big boob cows Mavis and Lettesha." "I didn't even realize he had mounted me until I focused on the ground feeling strain in my arms and legs. There was a huge heavy hot furry body on my back. And I felt something plunging deeper and deeper into my body. He was inside my... you know, my, um... can you swear in interviews? My vulva I guess if you want to be biological. The huge rough sides of his cock rippled through my labia, roughing against my clitoris. Damn. That dog. I had multiple orgasms that night. Over and over again. Rippling outward, making my big nipples on my flat chest shake. I mean, I'm flat as a board but that dog wanted me so bad. He came and came, I had so much jizz in me. You know how many times I walked that stretch of beach at midnight after that?" At this point Audrey stopped and lit a cigarette. I told her to use whatever language she was comfortable with. Then I asked her if she ever encountered the dog again during those midnight walks. "Oh damn. Only a few times soon after. I lost count. But I think I know now he just wanted to make sure... um. I got pregnant." "From... the dog?!?" I gasped. "I guess... I mean, it could have been my policeman lover. Maybe the condom had a hole in it. Anyway, when I parents found out, I lied and told them that Parker Peterson had done it. Then he went and got himself killed in a car accident before my parents could confront him. In the grief of the moment, they shared the news with Parker's parents and they were all like.. we'll raise the child as his son. Because it was all they had left of him. All that jazz. I am sorry about that, but it wasn't his. I had a boy. Named him Wolf. No one ever knew why." I sat for awhile, letting the story sink in. "Is Wolf around town?" I asked. "Oh no, he joined the Army and I only see him couple of times a year." "Is he... different?" I asked. Audrey grinned widely. "Yes." Then there was dead silence only broken by a sudden peal of laughter from Audrey. "The body hair, the oversized jaws and mandibles. But most of all... his dick. It's not only uncommonly huge but its blunt. Like an animals. I never had him circumcised because the skin flap covers the weird blunt ending of his penis. The doctors just assumed some form of atavism and suggested counseling when he got older. Counseling! The size of that monster bulging under his trousers going through high school, he did need counseling from the number of times all the girls in his class kept trying to rape him!" Audrey laughed in amusement and brushed away a tear. "No really, he was a good kid. Kinda rough. But quiet. No the smartest in the block. His senses are uncommonly good. I hear that in Army training, he injured an instructor who tried to make an example of him by attacking him with a weapon in a very real way. He wont tell me much about that. I guess they didn't kick him out or nothing for it." So with Audrey's account, I met my first "Wolf-Child." And like so many instances in the paranormal and occult, I could not see the evidence first hand because it had been whisked away. I asked Audrey if she knew of any other victims of Horny Hound. This lead me to the strangest story of Horny Hound I had heard yet. In August 1975, Bly Lincoln was forty five years old. She was a larger Afro-American woman living alone on the edge of the dunes which stretched out south of town. (It should be noted that the small country road that Mrs. Yarmount encountered the dog on ran along the dunes on the far side from the sea). I was shown pictures of Bly by my contacts and I must say I wish I could have met her then. I am a chubby chaser and I could not blame Horny Hound one second for chasing down this bubbly beauty. Bly had huge breasts that hung down fat over her big belly. Her legs were thick. She was built to withstand hurricanes. Her skin was very dark and her nose big and thick. Her eyes burned with an intensity I have only seen in people gifted with powers. Indeed, it was said that Bly had occult powers and was a fortune teller but the more stories I heard lead me to believe that these were mostly due to stereotypes of her being a black woman. Bly herself no longer lives in Barocean and would be in her early seventies if she did. I could not track her down and she may no longer be among the living. But the report she wrote to the police still remains as a chilling reminder that something was roaming wild around Barocean in the late 70s, raping, seeming intent on impregnating every woman of age in the town. "I was walking down past that old mill where Mr. Johnson used to keep pigs and goats. That one there by that old quarry where they filmed that television show that one time in 1973..." began Bly's account of what she encountered. "It was late at night. I was walking home after bingo at the grange when this black dog comes walking up beside. He was a big smelly brute and he looked up at me with these eyes. They was red. But more than that. They was sly. I mean, he was leering up at me like some men do when they see my breasts. It made me so mad. I had a thick walking stick with me and I lifted it up and brought it down on that there dog's head hard as I could. I am a large woman and I don't fear anything walking, certainly not on four legs. My stick hit that dog hard and I felt it impact. But I tell you, that dog didn't flinch. I don't think it felt it. It just kept leering at me. Then it got in front of me. Walking backwards. Looking at me. Then it got this big wide smile. I am sure now that that wasn't no dog. It were a devil." "Next thing I knew it had leapt up on me and was going for my neck. I fought it. I ain't no breeding bitch for I knew what this thing wanted. Its paws were already grasping at my low cut shirt trying to get at my breasts. And I felt the huge hard fire hose it had by way of a c[rubbed out] penis!" "I flailed and fought but this sucker meant business. I was sure his teeth had already punctured my neck. He was twistin his jaws and I felt my spine twistin with it. I swore at him. Yelling, telling him he was the worst kind of devil. Calling him names and blaspheming to the heavens to get them to hear me. They didn't." "That damn devil dog got down on my belly and rubbed his big thing against me down there. My legs were kicking and jumping. The blunt end of his penis was roughin along my button... the clitoris I guess its called. He was rubbing his cock up against it, all I could do was lay there in the sand and gasp. My long skirt got thrown up somehow, I guess it got that way when I fell back. I tried to bend my legs to kick him but my large thighs just couldn't flex fast enough and the huge muscled animal fell on my belly. When that his penis slid inside me, I just lay there. He was big. My husband is very large but he was easily four times his size." "I think he must have liked me because as he was thrusting and rutting, he was whimpering and whining like a horny teenager. I don't think that that dog was a dog. I think it was a man in disguise. My family told legends of evil magicians who could assume the form of animals in order to have sex with women they wanted and steal. I grabbed his head and stuck my tongue out. He flicked his long thick pink tongue out and licked on mine. Very fast little licks, like kissing. My arms wrapped around his furry thick body and I opened my dress for him. `Is this what you wanted, you disgusting raping evil fiend?' I said to him. His only answer was to lick over my large breasts and then suck the nipples. I held my breasts up for him. His head pressed against my chest and I nursed him. I don't know how long we stayed like that. By the time he had had enough and left me overflowing with his seed, the first light of dawn was breaking." Bly later told friends that she went home and made a charm to ward off evil that her grandmother had told her about once. It seemed to work. She said that she twice saw Horny Hound watching her as she walked home. He sat back on his haunches in a way that she could see his erect penis rising before him, like a pole in front of him almost all the way to his head. But he only watched her from a distance, whimpering, eyeing her. Bly figured that the charm protected her and tried to teach it to other women in the town but they ignored her for the most part, passing her off as a superstitious old black woman trying to pedal some weird wares. Soon, she left town and they would regret their decision. These three accounts pretty much sum up Horny Hound's activity. He would attack mostly at night. Often times, he would use as little violence as possible and cause his victims to have much sexual pleasure although it was unwanted. He would often stalk the same victim more than once, only ceasing when she became pregnant. And in this, he would often stop long before the woman knew she was pregnant. It isn't known whether or not Bly had simply been impregnated during the first encounter and Horny Hound simply regretted not being able to have sex with her again because of some unspoken rule of his own. She moved from the area within a month of her police report on August 16, 1975 and was never heard from again. If any readers know of her location or what her story was after leaving Barocean, contact the author care of this publishing house. I collected many in-depth accounts of Horny Hound's attacks and victims. Indeed, to recount them all here would start to be repetition of a boring manner as Horny Hound didn't seem to vary his motus opperandi very much. His sex positioning seemed to be missionary with some adventures with doggie style. I seemed to see a pattern that he took smaller-breasted women doggie style and larger-breasted women missionary style, however, while I can make this statement statistically (76% missionary, 20% doggie, 4% `other') we can never really know for sure. Also, Horny Hound seemed to have a penchant for women in skirts or dresses. Perhaps it was just easier for him to take victims in skirts or dresses since removing pants took more effort. Horny Hound also seemed to expend as little energy in his pursuits as possible. The hound is, I suppose, sexist, because in all accounts, wolf-children are all said to be male. Briefly, some other incidents included: September 1975 - Gini McGilly sees a large black dog on the dunes she thinks belongs to her neighbor. She ran out to collect it and bring it home. It was Horny Hound and he ravished her for eight hours. Gini was in her early twenties and unmarried. She had light brown almost blond hair and good sized breasts. Rumors were that she did have a wolf-child but gave it up for adoption at birth. This attack was unusual in that Horny Hound forced the victim to fellatio him between sex acts. Gini was said to have a particularly beautiful oval symmetrical face and this may have spurred his supernatural lust. October 1975 - Barbara Kanz was staying in a vacation cottage in the dunes getting ready to go back to Brierwood after a long summer. She said she saw a huge black dog frisking in the dunes. One night, she was shocked to find him rushing along the cottage corridor toward her as she was retiring to bed. She was wearing her nightie and Horny Hound merely ripped and scrabbled it off her. Barbara was a large curvy woman with deep red hair, large breasted with an attractive but heavily featured face. A major feature here was that Horny Hound, after stripping her, forced her to the bed where he ravished her all night until well into the next morning. Barbara fled Barocean the next day and never returned. Rumors around town said she had been impregnated and had a wolf-child who, it is said, later returned to Barocean recently to find the cottage his mother had once stayed in. November 1975 - Another young teen who has remained anonymous in all accounts awoke to find Horny Hound standing by the side of her bed late at night. He had snuck in through the window. He didn't attack right away, he stood up on two, his forepaws said to be held before him almost in prayer. And his huge penis was sticking out almost perpendicularly. The girl, probably thinking she was dreaming, reached out to touch it. She kept stroking the long thick pole making Horny Hound growl and gurgle in pleasure more and more. She rose, transfixed, out of her bed, and being naked, exposed her young but ample bosom to Horny Hound. This, and her rhythmic, swaying stroking of his dick, caused him to shoot spunk all over her. Strangely, Horny Hound left but then returned every night for a week. Each night she stroked him off until Horny Hound decided he had had enough and mounted her. Rumors flew around that Horny Hound kept visiting her through the winter, even as he visited other victims. Finally, the girl's family sent her away to live with relatives after hearing her strange stories of her nocturnal visitor - she always seemed to think he was imaginary. At least, so the story goes, until she became pregnant. November 1975 - a local schoolteacher named Crystal Entwhite was cycling down the lane where Mrs. Yarmount had her encounter. It was dusk and Horny Hound allowed her to hit him. Thinking she had run a poor dog over, she dismounted her bicycle. Crystal was said to be quite flat chested but possess a beautiful face with very very long curly brown hair. Horny Hound took her doggie position three times and then left her to ride home. Her wolf-child apparently was a girl but graduated from Barocean High School and went to college in Brierwood. Ms. Entwhite would not tell me when she might be home from university so I was unable to arrange a meeting with this so-called wolf-child. December 1975 - Horny Hound showed a strange side of himself. A hippie girl named Mira Schwartz was living in an old RV far outside of town. One night she awoke to find herself surrounded by the roaring sounds of a motorcycle gang. It seemed she broke up with an abusive boyfriend who then sent buddies in the gang to `teach her a lesson.' As they were about to smash their way into the van, Mira heard screams of terror and fear. She also heard strange echoing growling sounds. When she finally dared to peak outside, she saw nobody, except for a large black dog. It was grinning at her. But so relieved was she to survive the ordeal that when Horny Hound made his intentions known, Mira gave herself openly to him. She had large hanging breasts but a plump full belly and a large bottom and thick thighs. She wore her long black hair up in a bun most of the time. She used to wear a gypsy-like dancing girl outfit all the time... and still does! I actually met Mira Schwartz, now in her early fifties, but she declined to talk about Horny Hound at all. It seems she considers him a savior and one of her `spiritual guardians' and will not speak ill of him. However, I did see pictures of two children on the shelves of the cottage she now lives in within the town limits. Both seemed to have hair that grew down into their faces and had thick limbs. One boy and one girl. And the boy, as much as I felt comfortable looking, seemed to have a large mound like bulge in his shorts. It seems she had two wolf-children but how this came about and how she got Horny Hound to return, she isn't telling. But walking away from her cottage, I did see a young man with intense wild eyes eyeing me very intently with crossed arms from a nearby rise. I guess the son is as protective of Mira as the father was. By this time, the police became involved. They talked about a serial rapist in the area. People became terrified. I have read Barocean newspaper articles from 1975 and 1976 about this. No one can blame them. But then again, no one really knew what to do. The local police increased patrols. Women started travelling by groups and staying indoors at night until the fiend was caught. The government, in a bid to seem to be effective, captured several suspects and held them for some time until they were cleared by one means or another. Also, the whole ridicule of unbelievers set in as well. People were openly saying that there was no raping fiend dog. Pregnancies, it was whispered, were from illicit affairs and young people out of control having teen sex. Landowners along the road where most of the events happened became suspicious and thought some sort of lawsuit was planned against them. The usual backlash against people saying they had experienced the extraordinary. Horny Hound was not effected. A police officer, one Patrolman Sean Morris, did sight a large dog one early evening and give chase. The dog turned and, in Officer Morris' words, flared up into something I would rather leave undescribed. However, cool in his training, he was able to discharge all six rounds from his service revolver directly into the creature. And, naturally as happens in these cases, they had no effect whatsoever. "Maybe I should have used silver bullets!" joked Officer Morris the next day to the papers. Yes, you should have. Unfortunately, Officer Morris was labeled by his superiors of just trying to get notoriety from the local story and they even doubted that he fired off his service revolver at all. Upon returning to the scene of the crime, his sergeant and two other patrolmen didn't even find the expended shell casings. January 1976 - two women in quick succession are attacked by Horny Hound in a heavily wooded area behind the town. One woman said "He was so worked up to have me, he didn't even uncover my breasts." The other woman, a certain Mrs. Portis who had long golden blond hair and a body like Jane Mansfield in `The Girl Can't Help It' said "He lasted one stroke... the second one, he sunk in and shot off. So much for the all night prowess I've been hearing about Horny Hound!" Both women were said to have wolf-children. This last comment also gives a hint to another attitude that was rising at the time. By this time, Audrey's stories of multiple orgasms, Miri's stories of a protector from harm and even the young teen's stories of romantic midnight visits were starting to make some young ladies, unhappy in relationships or just needing a man, to start wandering the district at night... hoping to meet Horny Hound! And as the events only began to escalate from here, it seemed he was happy to oblige! What follows are only a few of the numerous incidents I uncovered. I choose ones in which interesting or possibly enlightening events happened: February 1976 - A middle age woman with a muscled build finds Horny Hound looking up at her as she jogs along for exercise. She got even more exercise as Horny Hound mates her for over ten hours doggie style. The woman, known only as Cassie in stories, was not even sure how long the incident lasted. She apparently passed out during her third multiple orgasm. April 1976 - a local wealthy young woman married to an elderly husband was out walking her dog. Upon seeing Horny Hound slink coolly out from a hole in a hedge, her dog took off for the hills. Upon seeing the golden blond, hour-glass figured young socialite, Horny Hound struck. The woman, who went unnamed to protect her position, said that her large breasts enticed Horny Hound in particular, and he spend some time sucking them. May 1976 - A city woman named Lorna Dune was staying in a coastal cottage. She said she had come to the area for the tranquility and kept telling people she had no desire to meet up with Horny Hound. She kept saying this over and over and over again. One night she heard a knocking(!) at the door and , upon opening, found herself face to face with The Horny Hound! He grinned at her with that Cheshire Cat grin so many women describe. She allowed him in and they went to bed together, Horny Hound not leaving until well into the next morning. This is interesting as Horny Hound did not simply invade her home but waited to be invited in. Legends mention some entities that cannot come in to homes unless invited, but why Horny Hound reacted this way to Ms. Dune, we will never known. Horny Hound remained active throughout 1976 and into 1977. After that, his activity fell off dramatically. In 1978, only one attack was reported. Although there were probably more incidents that were never reported, activity seems to have fallen off by 1978. Interviews with women who lived in the town during the time seemed to end tight-lipped. Until one of the mentioned `the ranch.' I went back to Clare Yarmount, who I had been staying with during my months in Barocean (my rent was having to be her lover but she was still hot enough of a MILF for this not to be much of a problem), and I asked about `The Ranch.' "Oh so you heard about that. Remember that one story you had heard about, the girl getting night visits? Her name was Holly Berenza. Oh what could you say about Holly. Imagine the hottest girl you have ever seen and multiply it by five. That's what all the fellas said. She was so ethereally beautiful that even girls got wet for her. At least I did. Everything about her. Her puckered fleshy perfect lips, the upturned nose, downturned huge green eyes. Her hair was strawberry blond and curled long around her head. She could have had no breasts or butt at all and been the most beautiful woman in the entire area. But she did have those... and what breasts and butt! I can't describe anymore. Like raindrops and perfect curves were her breasts. Her butt... apples, peaches, plum... there's no shape perfect in nature that can get close." "Well, what does this have to do with The Ranch?" I asked, getting more and more horny from her description alone. "That's where she is... with Horny Hound." "What?!?" "Oh, all us women know it... he kind of swore us to secrecy in 1978. No, he didn't talk, well not much, but it was just kind of a feeling. See, Holly came back looking for him. She couldn't stay away. And I guess Horny Hound figured it was time to settle down. So, with her wolf-child toddler in arms, she went up there into the woods, the coast range mountains up there about ten or twelve miles out of town. Way at the end of an old unused logging road. That's where you'll find The Ranch. But don't go there. Townswomen used to sneak up there all the time but poor old Horny Hound... Holly didn't want to share him. She used to scare us off with a shotgun at first... then the children did the rest when they got older. I guess they're up there still. You can write about it in your book if you want, dear. No one will care. The women who know the truth are all old and mingy like me... yes you better laugh and say its not true... and the younger women never knew Horny Hound. So, it's a moot point anyway." "But why..." "Why, why, why, you sound like my son when he was a kid. Who knows. Horny Hound just appeared, humped a whole lot of us, and then scampered off with a hottie he found one night who accepted him freer than any of the rest of us. They're just happy up there together, I guess." As I was driving out of Barocean, to continue my quests into Paranormal Lust, I saw a large black dog sitting on the side of the road. His eyes met mine and he grinned a huge Cheshire cat grin as I drove by. But that wasn't the startling part. The startling part was seeing Audrey, spread legged, up on one elbow, her chest flat as a board and glowing in the dusk light, looking toward me too, waving. I guess Horny Hound isn't quite as retired as Claire thought. I waved back and smiled. It seemed to be the only thing to do. END (C) Copyright 2009. Simplex the Yanqui Tourist, Simplex992000@yahoo.com. All Rights Reserved. All Reproduction for fee or profit forbidden. -- Pursuant to the Berne Convention, this work is copyright with all rights reserved by its author unless explicitly indicated