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my mother in law Joanne (MF inc? con)
Written by silentkiller

My Mother-In-Law Joanne

Since I met her, I have been dying to seduce my mother in law. When 
Cathy first introduced me to her mom, I was blown away. Where Cathy was 
tall and slender, her mom (Joanne) was stocky & big-boned. Where Cathy 
had long light brown hair, Joanne had short dark brown hair. Where Cathy 
had nice 34Cs, Joanne had very large breasts (found out later they were 
38Ds). Both had freckles, button noses, dark brown eyes and small feet. 
Cathy had cute crooked teeth; Joanne's teeth were straight. Cathy 
enjoyed sex. I wasn't sure how Joanne felt at first, but I quickly 
figured it out.
Joanne was divorced from Cathy's dad and had been dating other men for 
years without settling down. She was pretty wild and open around the 
house when I was there. In the evenings she always seemed a little 
tipsy; in the mornings, always a little hung over. She favored loose 
robes, knee-length T-shirts, filmy nightgowns, and baggy jogging suits. 
I hardly ever saw her dressed in normal clothes except when she was 
going to or returning from work. While we were dating, Joanne 
embarrassed me and Cathy many times by catching us making out or even 
fucking, letting her robe fall a little too far open, or making 
perverted jokes and burping. Nonetheless, I thought Joanne was pretty 
cool and very sexy. Cathy was grateful to have a mom like that.
Making a long story short, Cathy and I got married and moved into an 
apartment across town from Joanne, so I saw less of her for a while. 
About a year after our wedding, Cathy got promoted at her job and I 
found a new job that doubled my old salary. We bought a house about two 
minutes' driving and ten minutes' walking from Joanne's house. So we saw 
a lot of her.
Joanne was actually starting to be forward with me now. At first I was 
terrified, but then I figured that she was just teasing the son-in-law 
and considered me "safe" since I was off-limits. But the teasing got 
worse.
She was always calling me over to do yard work. One day while taking a 
break from mowing her lawn, I went inside for a beer. She was in the 
kitchen wearing her short robe and reading the paper. I asked her to get 
me a styrofoam can holder and she turned around, reached up and grabbed 
one off the shelf. Of course, when she reached up the hem of her robe 
lifted and gave me a big peek at her hairy crotch. I knew she didn't do 
it on purpose, but I was used to teasing her so I said, "Nice view 
there!" and laughed when she handed me the can holder. To my surprise, 
she said "Oh, did you like that?" and lifted her robe again to show me 
her crotch. She held it there for about five seconds and dropped it 
again, then folded her arms and smiled at me. I just nodded and said, 
"Yes, that was nice," then I pretended to be very interested in putting 
my beer into the can holder. I went back outside and finished the beer, 
then finished the lawn. As I was putting the mower away I heard her 
banging on the porch door. I looked up and she waved at me, then flashed 
me. I caught a glimpse of her big, sagging breasts, round stomach, and 
crotch. Then she closed her robe and laughed like a schoolgirl while 
walking away from the door.
I was getting kind of flustered. I put the mower in the shed and went 
inside to get another beer. She wasn't in the kitchen anymore. I didn't 
hear her anywhere in the house. I grabbed a beer and put it in the 
styrofoam can holder, took a few big swigs, then went down the hall to 
take a shower before I headed home. I stripped off my clothes and 
started the shower, finished my beer in a few gulps, then started to 
take a piss. Of course at that point she chose to barge in.
"Woops! Mind if I interrupt?" she said, hands on her hips, a wicked 
smile on her face. I tried to cover up and turn away.
"Joanne, do you mind? I'm pissing here!"
"Sorry, sorry, I'll come back." 
She turned and left, closing the door behind her.
I finished peeing and got in the shower. The more I thought about her, 
the harder my dick got. I jacked off quickly, rinsed the semen away, 
washed my body and got out. I had just put my shorts on when she barged 
in again.
"Oh rats, I missed the show. Oh well!" She seemed a little loud and 
excited, which meant she was a bit tipsy again.
I decided to give her a dose of her own medicine. "Oh, you mean this?" I 
opened my fly and let my limp dick hang out.
"Woo, my goodness, that's very nice, Pete!" She stared openly at my 
dick. "Better put that away, God only knows what will happen!" She left 
the room again.
I laughed and put it away. Inside I was laughing even harder. Ha ha, got 
you!
As I walked home I thought about all that had just happened and I got an 
erection again. That night when Cathy got home, we had a good bout of 
sex before falling asleep.
A couple of weeks later she had me and Cindy come over to help her with 
the garden. She told us she'd take us to the country club afterwards for 
swimming and dinner, so we agreed. The three of us wore our bathing 
suits in the yard to work. Cathy and I pulled weeds, rocks and roots 
while Joanne planted across from us. I kept staring over at Joanne's 
cleavage, clearly visible in the top of her one-piece suit. Cathy never 
noticed, but Joanne did. She caught me looking a few times and grinned 
every time.
Finally Joanne sat up and said, "Cathy, would you go get us some beer 
from the fridge?" Cathy, being quite a beer drinker herself, jumped up 
and went inside to oblige.
"Hey Pete!" Joanne whispered. "Look!"
I looked up. Joanne had pulled down the neck of her suit to show off her 
big breasts. She left it down long enough for me to see, then let the 
neck snap back into shape. She went back to planting seeds, chuckling 
evilly all the while.
"Joanne, you're going to get us in trouble someday," I hissed at her.
"Peter, Peter," she said gently. "Don't be silly. There's a big fence 
around my yard! Nobody can see!"
"Except your daughter in the house!"
"Here she comes now. Thank you, Cathy! Did you bring the can holders? 
Oh, go back and get them. Thank you!" She waved as Cathy went back into 
the house. When I looked up at Joanne again, she was sitting upright. 
She took off her garden gloves and winked at me, then reached down and 
pulled aside the crotch of her bathing suit to show me a glimpse of 
pubic hair. She laughed again and put her gloves back on to continue 
planting.
"Hey Joanne," I whispered. She looked up. I pulled up the leg of my 
trunks to reveal the red head of my hard cock. She whistled, winked and 
giggled. I let my shorts go and went back to weeding.
A few minutes passed in silence. Then Cathy called from the house: "Mom! 
Where are the can holders?"
"Coming!" Joanne called back. "Be right back, dear," she said to me. I 
watched her as she walked to the house. What a beautiful ass she had. 
She looked back at me and winked, then giggled again. I felt like a 
fool. I also felt horny as hell.
Soon the two of them came back into the yard. Cathy handed me a beer 
(with the can holder!) and sat down next to me. I laid back and put my 
head in her lap. She peered down over her breasts and smiled at me. I 
closed my eyes and smiled back.
Cathy and her mom chatted for a bit about garden stuff while I quietly 
fantasized about fucking Joanne's lovely fat ass. That woman was unreal. 
My fantasy was going pretty well until I noticed the end of the chatting 
around me. I could feel Cathy making some kind of motion.
I cracked my eye open just a bit. Cathy was stifling a giggle with one 
hand and pointing at my obvious erection with the other. Her mom was 
wide-eyed and smiling. As if she'd never seen it before.
I pretended to stretch and raised my hips up. Both of them burst into 
giggles and Cathy slapped the tent in my trunks. I sat up in mock 
surprise and pain and put my hands on my crotch.
"Oww! Thanks, honey!" I moaned.
"Oh stop it! It was embarrassing!" But Cathy was laughing.
"Oh my, Peter! What were you thinking of?" asked Joanne, also laughing.
"Oh, I was fantasizing about gardening, of course." That set off a new 
round of serious giggling. Soon we were all chuckling & swigging our 
beers. My boner wore off and so did the joke. We got back to work. 
Around five we knocked off and headed to the club.
There were about a hundred screaming kids in and around the pool, so we 
took three deck chairs far away from the water's edge. We spread out our 
blankets and lay down.
"I've got to get in that pool eventually," I said.
"Me too," said my wife and her mother at the same time. "But not now," 
added Joanne.
Joanne and Cathy laid on their chests. Cathy undid her top and carefully 
laid the straps down next to her. Joanne pushed her straps down to the 
sides of her arms. They both asked me to put on lotion and I obliged, 
getting as much of a view of their breasts as I could. Then we relaxed 
at last.
About ten minutes later I realized I was falling asleep in the sun, 
which was bad. I got up and said I was going to get in the pool. Cathy 
mumbled something that sounded like "go for it." Joanne pulled up her 
straps and said she would join me.
In the pool, Joanne immediately made a pass at me by grabbing my cock 
under the water. I pushed her hand away. She just smiled and squeezed my 
butt instead.
"Joanne, you've got to knock it off," I said through clenched teeth. "Or 
I'll ..."
"You'll what? Do the same to me?" She laughed again with her melodic, 
lovely, slightly insane laugh.
"Or something," I said, my snarl turning into an evil grin. What the 
hell, if she wants to fool around, I'm game. I'll call her bluff.
She saw the change in my face and her grin grew wider. "Well, we'll see, 
won't we?" She moved a little closer and brushed my cock with her hand 
again. I responded by diving underwater and going between her legs. I 
rubbed her pussy with my finger for just a second, then swam away and 
surfaced about eight feet away from her. She saw me and shook her finger 
as if to chastise me.
I headed for the ladder and got out. Joanne was right behind me. "I'm 
going to go change," she said. "Will you come with me?"
I shrugged. I couldn't go into the ladies' locker room with her, so no 
big deal. We went back to the chairs. Cathy was asleep. I poured some 
more lotion on her back and legs while Joanne gathered her things. My 
wife mumbled a sleepy thanks as I walked off with her mother.
She took me past the locker rooms to the main clubhouse and into a 
hallway filled with doors. "What is this?" I asked. "Private changing 
rooms," she replied with a wicked grin. She fished a key out of her 
purse and opened room #15. It was rather small, with a bench, a shower 
and a small locker all crammed together. We stepped inside and she 
closed and locked the door.
"Help me out of my suit?" she asked, turning to face away from me. As I 
slid the straps down her arms, she said, "These rooms aren't supposed to 
be used by unmarried couples, but who would suspect a mother and her 
son-in-law?" I pulled her suit all the way down her body. I looked at 
her fabulous ass. It was milky white, smooth, with just a little 
cellulite at the bottom. She stepped out of her bathing suit and turned 
around. I looked at her huge beautiful tits, fat nipples, round soft 
belly, and pussy. My cock was hard as a fucking rock.
Joanne smiled and knelt in front of me. "Time for your suit, Pete." She 
undid the strings and slid it off, revealing my throbbing hardon. As I 
stepped out of my suit, she reached up and stroked my shaft with one 
hand and scrotum with the other. For a few tense minutes, this was all 
-- the whole world was concentrated into the hands of this middle-aged 
woman going up and down on my most sensitive spot.
"Peter ... may I?" she whispered. I nodded and shut my eyes. Then I felt 
it -- a hot warmth engulfing my cock. I opened my eyes and looked down 
-- yes -- my mother-in-law, sucking my cock -- it was so good -- behind 
me she was working a finger into my ass -- never had that before -- oh 
god -- thrusting into her mouth -- she can take it -- her finger 
thrusting into my ass -- so good -- oh god -- oh god -- I'm -- I'm --
"Cumming!" I barely managed to whisper as I started to shoot. She 
inhaled with each shot and exhaled as she swallowed, so she sounded like 
she was hyperventilating and choking. It was a very loud sucking sound 
that probably sounded exactly like a raunchy fucking blowjob to anybody 
who could have heard.
I fell back against the cold stone wall as she finished me. She licked 
my nuts and shaft for a long time, then stood up and kissed me 
passionately while hugging me tight. I hugged and kissed her back. What 
else could I do?
We stared into each other's eyes for several minutes, saying nothing. 
The wave of guilt hit me -- what would I tell Cathy?? I could never look 
at her mother the same way again ... oh god, what would I do?
"I'm hitting the shower. Join me?" Joanne didn't seem to share my 
worries as she turned on the shower, instantly filling the room with hot 
steam. She stepped in and closed the curtain. I put on my trunks and sat 
on the bench. I was lost in thought.
Joanne started humming a tune. Then there was a click in the door lock. 
The handle turned. It was Cathy, with her own key. She closed the door 
behind her and turned to me.
I looked up into her face. I was terrified. I was sure she could see the 
events of the past 15 minutes in my eyes. Oh god.
"Why did you let me fall asleep in the sun, Peter?"
"I -- I put lotion on you --"
"Oh, you did? OK. Who's in the shower, Mom?"
"Uh -- yeah --"
"OK." Cathy stripped off her suit. Once again I felt my cock rising to 
attention despite everything. My wife has such a beautiful body -- those 
freckled breasts! that flat stomach! that shaved pussy! those arms, 
those long fingers! My head was reeling. Cathy got into the shower with 
her mom.
I listened to the sounds from behind the curtain.
"Move over, Mom."
"Oh hey, Cathy. Good god, there isn't much room here 
for two."
"I can see that. Did Peter shower already?" Cathy's voice raised a bit: 
"Honey, did you shower?"
"No!" Joanne and I said at the same time.
"OK. Well, let him come in when you're done, Mom."
"Did you hear that, Peter?"
"Yes!"
I knew they were best friends more than mom & daughter, but I didn't 
know they showered together. No big deal, I guess, but I was starting to 
get nasty perverted thoughts about lesbian incest.
Joanne stepped out of the shower. "Your turn, Peter."
"Good grief, Joanne!" I said.
"Mom, quit teasing him!" called Cathy from the shower.
"Aren't you going to get in?" Joanne draped a towel over her shoulders, 
which didn't do much to conceal any of her features. I quickly shucked 
my swim trunks and tried to get around her to the shower. She grabbed my 
half-hard cock. "Ooo, look what I've got!"
To my ultimate horror, Cathy stuck her head out of the shower. "MOM!! 
Please, that's my HUSBAND! Lay off!!"
Joanne backed away, laughing like crazy. She toweled her hair. I jumped 
in the shower.
"Mom, you are so BAD!" said Cathy in a very severe tone, but she was 
smiling. She reached down and grabbed my cock again, stroking it into a 
state of hardness. "Keep your hands off my husband and his thing!"
"Sorry dear!" her mom called back.
I looked at Cathy. She shrugged, still smiling, still beating me off. I 
reached over and rubbed her fat clit. She closed her eyes and leaned 
against me. We masturbated each other in the shower for a bit.
As you would expect, Joanne threw open the shower curtain. "Awfully 
quiet in there!" She had one of her jogging suits on.
Cathy didn't move, but I yanked my hand away from my wife's shaved cunt. 
"Mom!!" Cathy yelled at the same time I yelled, "Joanne!!" I closed the 
curtain.
"I'm going up to the cafe," her mom called from outside the curtain. "Be 
good, and if you can't be good, be really bad!" It was one of her 
favorite sayings. She closed the door. Cathy continued to jack me off. 
When she felt that I had reached my peak, she quickly leaned over and 
took me in her mouth long enough for me to shoot my cum. Then we rinsed 
off, got out of the shower & changed clothes.

end part 1