Note: This story was dynamically reformatted for online reading convenience. *flip* -Look Marshall, all I -(TM)m saying is that I -(TM)m pretty sure that Robin is The One. - said Ted, as he sank his cock deep into Lily -(TM)s throat. The three of them were at the MacLarens, discussing the perennial topic of Ted -(TM)s love life. Marshall rolled his eyes. -Look Ted, she -(TM)s clearly into you, but you moved way too fast and scared her off! - he said, thrusting steadily into his fiance -(TM)s perfect asshole. Lily, on her hands and knees under the table, tried to contribute to the conversation but her words were smothered by Ted -(TM)s pistoning cock. -Exactly Lily, you -(TM)re so right. - said Marshall, giving her a slap on the ass. Ted always thought it was weird how Marshall could understand his fiance no matter how occupied her mouth was. Must be a long-term couple thing. -Ted, you hadn -(TM)t even stuck your cock in her before you -(TM)d asked her out, where are we, the middle ages? And you told her that you loved her after only one facefuck? Honestly buddy, you -(TM)re too much of a romantic for your own good. - -You -(TM)re right, you -(TM)re right. - said Ted, -I know I should have used her a bit more first, really tested her holes before leaping to a commitment, but there -(TM)s something about Robin that makes me want to get down on one knee and propose right this second. - A sudden slam interrupted the conversation as Barney pushed a naked blonde onto the table. In seconds, he was slamming into her, sending her tits jiggling in front of the men -(TM)s eyes. Ted groaned at the sight and grabbed Lily -(TM)s head under the table, thrusting his cock into her throat and making the redhead gag at the rough facefuck. -Ted, - said Barney as he fucked the bimbo, -The only one who should be on her knees is Robin. I don -(TM)t know why you -(TM)re even searching for -~The One -(TM) when you could be spending your time fucking slutty little skanks like this bitch. - Ted moaned again and forced Lily -(TM)s head down on his cock as he came, sending waves of sperm down her throat. Lily coughed as her throat was flooded, spunk shooting from her nose and down her face. Ted pulled her head off his shaft and slumped back in his seat. -I know that Barney, I know that I should be spending my youth using as many cocksleeves as I can, but still, there -(TM)s something about that girl! I mean look at her! - he said, pointing to the bar TV, where Robin -(TM)s cum-covered face had just appeared on the screen. -Robin Scherbatsky reporting live from a new exhibit that -(TM)s making waves in the New York art scene. - said Robin, her head gently rocking as she looked into camera. -Entitled -~A Parallel Life -(TM), it consists of a series of artworks depicting a world where sex takes place exclusively behind closed doors. With me now is the artist, Max Gellar. - The camera pulled back to reveal the man fucking Robin, who nodded to the camera as he grabbed her hips and thrusting more rapidly into her cunt. He started gabbling on about his new art piece, but Ted only had eyes for Robin, staring lovingly at her messy face as she moaned in pleasure and attempted to get through her interview questions. -Ted, Ted, - said Barney, snapping his fingers in his buddy -(TM)s face, -Stop staring at the slut on the TV and focus on the one in front of you. Mary here- - -My name is Jasmine. - interrupted the blonde. -Whatever, - said Barney, waving his hand dismissively. -Janine here still has two holes in need of filling, and I think she could do with a drink. Ted, take her ass, Marshall, get your dick out of your fiance and piss in her mouth would you? - Ted and Marshall looked at each other before shrugging. -I knew there was a reason we hang out with you, - said Marshall, pushing Lily off his dick and on to the dirty floor. *flip* -You want to find your pen? - growled Jeff, pulling up Annie -(TM)s skirt. -I -(TM)ll find your goddamn pen if I have to give every one of you girls a cavity search! - Annie squealed as Jeff ripped off her lacy panties and shoved two fingers right up her cunt. -I didn -(TM)t masturbate with my pen Jeff. - she said, rolling her eyes. -Better safe than sorry! - said Jeff, adding a third finger and pumping in and out of her slick tunnel. He used his other hand to rip open Annie -(TM)s shirt and bra, revealing her perky breasts and hard nipples. Annie moaned in frustration and lust as Jeff started roughly groping her chest. -Fine, just get it over with. But why am I the only person to get strip searched? - she said. -Good point, - said Jeff, -Troy, Abed, search Britta and Shirley. Make sure you check all three holes! - Troy nodded, grinning, and grabbed Britta by the wrist. She started moaning something about human rights but was interrupted by Troy pushing her face down onto the table. He quickly pulled her jeans down and shoved his thick black cock into her pussy. -I don -(TM)t think there -(TM)s anything in this hole Jeff, but I -(TM)d better keep going just to be sure. She could have shoved it up there really deep! - Troy said. -I hear that! - said Jeff, now with his entire fist inside Annie -(TM)s tight pussy. The poor girl could barely stand as Jeff forced his hand as far inside her as it would go. Abed made a move on Shirley. The mother of two had a lot of work done recently, turning her into a true curvy black MILF. Abed tore off the front of her shirt, revealing her swollen breasts, constantly leaking milk. Shirley gasped. -Really Abed, was that really necessary? - Shirley said, -I didn -(TM)t hide the pen between my titties now did I? - -Gotta be thorough Shirley, - said Abed, pulling down her tight black pants and probing her asshole with his fingers. -If there -(TM)s one thing I -(TM)ve learned from TV, it -(TM)s that women will insert anything into any part of themselves. - -I can -(TM)t help but feel I -(TM)m getting left out of this. - said Pearce from his wheelchair. -If you wanted to keep fucking hot young sluts like these three then you shouldn -(TM)t have gone and got your legs broken. - said Jeff. He pulled his fist from Annie -(TM)s now stretched cunt and stood. -Better check you haven -(TM)t swallowed anything princess. - he said before forcing two slimy fingers into Annie -(TM)s throat, gagging her. Troy was not alternating his thrusts between Britta -(TM)s dripping pussy and tight asshole. -I don -(TM)t think Britta has the pen guys, but I -(TM)ll keep looking just in case. - Pearce moaned again. -C -(TM)mon guys, gimme something here. I -(TM)m an old man and I have to pee. Move one of the whores over here so I can use her mouth. - -Fine, - said Abed, walking Shirley over to the chair and bending her over. -Shirley, let Pearce check your mouth with I use your asshole. - Shirley glared at Pearce as she took his wrinkly cock into her mouth. She -(TM)d never liked him, and he enjoyed pissing on her far too much for her liking. She felt Abed line his cock up and press inside her ass and moaned in pleasure, just as Pearce let loose a warm stream of urine down her throat. That Abed was such a nice boy. *flip* Penny moaned around Leonard -(TM)s cock as Raj entered her overworked asshole. Her swollen, pregnant belly hung down and pressed against Howard as he lay beneath her, his hard shaft pumping into her gaping pussy. Ever since she had moved in across the hall, the Penny gangfuck had become a fixture of any group gathering. -Will you four please quiet down? - said Sheldon, before eating another dumpling, -I -(TM)m trying to watch TV. - -Oh I -(TM)m so sorry Sheldon. - said Leonard, -We -(TM)ll stop abusing every hole of our pregnant cumdump of a neighbor so that you can watch another Star Trek rerun. - -Thank you! - said Sheldon, -It -(TM)s about time I was listened to around here. - -Sheldon, - said Howard from between Penny -(TM)s dangling breasts, -Leonard was being sarcastic. We -(TM)re not going to stop fucking Penny. In fact, I -(TM)m going to fuck her harder just to make her squeal more. - Howard reached up and pinched Penny -(TM)s leaking nipples, making her squeal loudly, only slightly muffled by the constant thrusting of Leonard -(TM)s hard shaft into her throat. Sheldon shook his head. -I still don -(TM)t understand why you persist in intercourse with Penny. - he said, -You have successfully impregnated her several times now and yet you continue to rut with her like animals at every opportunity. - -We -(TM)ve already explained this Sheldon. - said Leonard, growing more exasperated even as he throatfucked his busty blonde neighbor. -We -(TM)re going to keep knocking up Penny until she -(TM)s had a baby from each of us. With three of mine and one of Howard -(TM)s, it -(TM)s not fair to Raj if he doesn -(TM)t get to seed her womb. If this kid turns out to be his, we -(TM)ll stop knocking her up! - -But that still doesn -(TM)t explain why you are copulating with her now! - whined Sheldon. -That -(TM)s simple buddy. - said Howard, pinching Penny -(TM)s nipples again. -We -(TM)re fucking her because it feels amazing! She -(TM)s still the best fuck I -(TM)ve ever had, and I use literally every woman I interact with. You -(TM)re really missing out here. - -Even if I was interested, which I am not. - said Sheldon, -Unless you could find a way for me to mate with her belly button I think you have all of her entrances occupied. - -Good point. - said Leonard. -I think it -(TM)s time that we finished up with her anyway. Gentlemen, on three? One -- two -- three! - All three nerds groaned as the came, shooting sperm into all three of Penny -(TM)s holes. Leonard quickly overwhelmed her ability to swallow, sending spunk back up her throat until it spilled around his cock and down her chin. Howard buried himself to the hilt inside her cunt, pumping sperm directly into her already occupied womb. Raj lasted longer than the others, continued to thrust into Penny -(TM)s tight asshole as he filled her bowels with semen. Finally sated, they all pulled out of Penny, letting her slump on top of Howard. He quickly rolled her off onto the floor next to him, displaying her hugely pregnant belly to the room. Leonard helped her up and escorted her to a chair. She gratefully reached out to pick up her food. -You guys really did a number on me that time. - she said, gulping down her noodles. -I swear, the closer I get to popping the rougher you guys use me. I really hope this one is Raj -(TM)s so you -(TM)ll stop putting buns in my oven. - Raj whispered into Howard -(TM)s ear. -Raj says he hopes it -(TM)s his baby as well. - translated Howard, -But he says that even if it is he may knock you up again anyway. It -(TM)s apparently unfair that Leonard got three kids out of you and we only get one. Which now that I think about it is true. - -You guys want to play catch up? - said Leonard, -Fine. But I -(TM)m not going to stop seeding her until you have, so you -(TM)d better step up your games. - -Uhh, you guys! I -(TM)m gonna be pregnant forever! - said Penny. -I -(TM)m never going to get to watch TV in peace am I? - said Sheldon. *flip*