Note: This story was dynamically reformatted for online reading convenience. The 70's Sucked (M/b, racism, parody) by Rufus Fugit A kitchen table. The backdrop is a sketch of a home's kitchen, but cartoony - obviously not supposed to look real. Standing at the table is a small boy, perhaps 7 or 8 years old. Pale skin, dirty blond hair, some teeth missing. He's wearing overalls and a striped tshirt. Sitting on the table is a cute cartoon frog wearing a ballcap with the brim canted sideways. The cap is emblazoned with the letters "ND". The photography is jerky, almost a succession of stills rather than smooth motion. The frog sings, "Start being gay, the nigger dick way!" In the next still the boy is turned to one side with a hand raised to his mouth as if he's shouting. A word balloon emerges from his mouth as he speaks. Then a jump cut to the boy facing the other way in the same pose with the word balloon. He's calling for someone. "Nigger! Nigger!" The frog sings, "Fortified with huge nigger dick!" The boy is now pointing upstage left where a large African American man is in the frame. He is naked, and erect. The boy looks surprised and a little worried. Again, the word balloon emerges as he speaks. "Nigger! Nigger!" The frog sings, "Toasted dick with the taste of nigger!" The boy is now lying on the table on his stomach. His shirt is off and his overalls are down around his ankles. His pale skinny butt is up in the air and the man's erection is clearly penetrating him. The film runs smoothly as the man is sodomizing the little boy rapidly. The boy's voice quavers with each thrust in time with his words. "Nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger!" The frog sings, "Kellogg's nigger dick!" The boy is now lying naked on his back on the table, clearly exhausted. There's a puddle of cum leaking from his distended asshole and dripping off the table. He's holding the man's penis, still half-hard, in one hand in bringing it his lips. His other hand is giving a thumbs-up. His expression is tired but happy. A final word balloon emerges. "Nigger!"