The following work of fiction contains sexual activities between consenting adults. If you are too young, too uptight, or your local government is too oppressive, you should stop reading now. This story is in the public domain. While you are legally free to do anything you like with it, out of courtesy to the author, I humbly request that you leave my name and contact information with this story. The Pussy List By Poison Ivan For a several years, I've been collecting synonyms for the part of a woman's anatomy that I find especially endearing. There are several hundred of them here, and I can't say that I really understand some of them, but I've been told they are real. A few of these synonyms aren't very flattering, but most of them aren't that bad, and some of them are very nice indeed. If you have any suggestions of your own to add to this list, I'd love to hear them. E-mail me at and I'd be happy to add your contribution to the list. Without further ado, _The Pussy List_: A belly dingle A gusher A jewel A sport A universe ABC Ace Ace at spades Adam's own Affair Alcove Almanach Altar of hymen An ornament Anemone of love Aphrodisical tennis court Apricot split Ass Ax wound Baby basket Baby carriage Baby hole Baby maker Bag Barge Bawdy monosyllable Bazoo Bearded clam Bearded lady Beauty spot Beaver Bee hive Bell Belle chose Belly entrance Belly-dale Berkshire hunt Bile Bimbo Bird Bit of jam Bit on a fork Biter Black Bess Black hole Black Jack Black joke Black velvet Bluebeard's closet Bob and hit Bog Bombo Boody Booty Bore Botany Bay Bottom Bottomless pit Bower of bliss Box Box unseen Boy in the boat Brat-getting Bread Bread winner Broom Brown Miss Brush Buckfinger's boot Buckinger's boot Budget Bull's eye Bum fiddle Bum shop Bun Bungalow Bunny Burial ground Bush Bushy park Butcher shop Butter boat Button Button factory Buttonhole worker C. Cabbage Cabbage patch Cake Canasta Candlestick Cape Horn Cape of Good Hope Carnal trap Carvel's ring Catch-'em-alive-o Cat's meat Cat's meow Cat's-head-cut-open Cave of Harmony Cavern Cellar Cellar door Center of attraction Center of bliss Central furrow Certificate of birth Charley Charley Hunt Chat Chicken's tongue Chimney China Chink Chocha Chuff box Chum Churn Circle Civet Claff Clam Claustrom virginals Cleft of flesh Clit Clitoris Clitty Clock Cloven tuft Cock Cock Alley Cock Hall Cock holder Cock Inn Cock Lane Cock loft Cockpit Cockshire Cockshy Coffee grinder Coffee house Coffeeshop Cogie Commodity Concern Conch shell Contrapunctum Conundrum Cony Cooch Cookie Cookies Coolie-do Coosie Coot Cootch Cooter Cooze Coozey Coozie Corner Corner cupboard Cornucopia Covered way Cow-cunted Crack Crack of heaven Crawl space Cream jug Creased Crevice Crinkum-crankum Crotch Crown and feathers Crucible Crumpet Cuckoo's nest Cunnicle Cunniken Cunnikin Cunny Cunt Cuntkin Cuntlet Cup Cupid's Alley Daisy Dead end street Dicky-Dido Diddle Diddle case Dilbery bush Dimples Dirty barrel Divine monosyllable Divine scar Dog's mouth Donut Doodle-sack Door of life Dot Doughnut Down the hatch Downstairs Downtown Drain Dripping delta Dumb glutton Dumb squint Eel skin Eve's custom house Eye that weeps Eye that weeps most when best pleased Factotum Fan Fanny Fanny Artful Fanny fair Fart Daniel Female Female crucible Fern Fiddle Fie-for-shame Field Fig Finger hut Firelock Fireplace Fish Flapdoodle Fleshy part Flower Flower heart Flower of chivalry Flusey Fly catcher Fly trap Fobus Fool trap Football field Fore court Fore room Forecaster Forecastle Forehatch Forewoman Fornicator's hall Fort Knox Fortress Fountain of life Fountain of love Four-letter word Free fishery Front attic Front door Front garden Front gut Front office Front parlor Front piece Front porch Front window Fruit cup Fruitful vine Fuck hole Funniment Funny bit Fur Fur burger Fur pie Furnace Furrow Furry hoop Futy Futz Gallimaufrey Gap Gape Gaper Garage Garden of Eden Gash Gasp and grunt Gate of life Gate of plenty Gates of Heaven Gateway Generating place Gentlemen's pleasure garden Geography Gib tenuck Gig Gigi Ginch Girl Street Glory hole Go down to the finish line Gold mine Golden donut Golden doorway Golden furrow Goldfinch's nest Grain-shaped cave Grand Canyon Grandmother's house Grass Gravy giver Gravy maker Gray jock Green grocery Green meadow Groceries Grotto Grove of Eglantine Growl Grunion nest Gulley hole Gut entrance Gutter Gymnasium Gyvel Hair pie Hairburger Hairy oracle Hairy ring Hairyfordshire Half Moon Bay Halfpenny Handle for the broom Happy Valley Harbor of Hope Hatchway Heart of the peony Heavenly part Hey nonny nonny and a hot cha-cha Hive Hog eye Hogstyle of Venus Hole Hole of content Hole of holes Holy of Holies Home sweet home Hone Honey pot Hoop Horse collar Hot beef House of security Hymen Hypogastric cranny In a flap India Ineffable Ingle-nook Inner heart Inner stream Inner terrace Intercrural trench Irish fortune Itching Jenny Ivory gate Jack Straw's castle Jade cavern Jade gate Jade gateway Jam pot Jaws of Hell Jelly Jelly bag Jelly box Jelly roll Jewel enclosure Jewel of the Empire Jeweled enclosure Jiggumbob Jock Joe Hunt Joy hole Joy trail Kaze Keifer Keyhole Keystone of love Kitchen Kitty Knick-knack Ladder Lady Berkeley Lady Flower Lady Jane Lady Star Lapland Lather maker Leading article Leak Leather Limbo Ling Little man Little man in a boat Little Miss Cradle Little sister Lobster pot Lock Locker Lollipop Long-eye Lotus Lotus flower Lotus of her wisdom Love box Love canal Love chamber Love grotto Love jungle Love Lane Love muscle Love's channel Love's harbor Love's paradise Love's pavilion Low country Lower lips Lower wig Lowlands Machine Madge Maiden gear Maidenhead Maid's ring Main Street Main vein Man trap Manhole Mantrap Marble arch Mark of the beast Mary Jane Match Mate Matrix Meat Meat cooker Meat grinder Medlar Melting pot Membrum mulibers Mickey Mouse Middle eye Middle gate Middle Kingdom Midlands Milk jug Milk pan Milker Milking pail Mill Milliner's shop Mine of pleasure Minge Mink Miraculous cairn Miss Laycock Modesty Money box Monosyllable Mons meg Mons pubis Mons veneris Moose Mortar Mossy grotte Mother of all masons Mother of all saints Mother of all souls Mound Mount Mouse Mouse trap Mouser Mouth thankless Mouth that can not bite Muff Muffin Mustard pot Mutton Mysterious cavern Mysterious valley Naggie Name it not Nardlets Nature's tufted treasure Naughty Needle book Nether end Netherlands Niche Nick-in-the-notch Nick-nack Nonesuch Nook Nookie Notch Number nip O.B.H Oat bin Old ding Old hat Old thing Old wife Old woman Orange Orchard Oven Oyster Oyster catcher Pan Pancake Pandora's box Paradise Parenthesis Parsley patch Peculiar river Pee-hole Penis Penis equivalent Penis muliebris Perfumed mouse Piece Pin case Pink Pipe Pipe cleaner Pipkin Piss flaps Pisser Pit Pit hole Pit pitcher Placket Placket hole Playground Plaything Pleasure boat Pleasure center Pleasure center of heaven Pleasure field of heaven Pleasure garden Pleasure grotto Pleasure house Pleasure palace Pocket Pocket book Pole hole Poon Poontang Poor man's blessing Poozle Portal of Venus Porthole Postem gate to the Elysian Pot Poxbox Precious crucible Precious gate Precious gateway Precious stone Pretty Prick scourer Prick-pocket Prime cut Private parts Privy hole Pudding Puddle Pudend Pudenda Pudenda muliebris Pudendum Puka Puki Purse Puss Pussy Quarry Queen of holes Quem Queynte Quiff Quim Quimmy Quin Quoniam Rag box Rasp Rat trap Rattle ballocks Receipt of custom Receiving set Red pearl Regulator Rest and be thankful Ring Ringerrangerroo Road Road to heaven Roasting Jack Rob-the-Ruffian Rooster Rose Rough and tumble Rough malkin Rug Sally Port Salt cellar Sampler Scabbard Scratch Scut Scuttle Sear Seat of pleasure Seat of wisdom Secret cavern Seed-land Seed-plot Seminary Sensitive cave Sensitive cavern Sex Sexual cavern Shady spring Shaf Shaft companion Shake bag Sharp and blunt She Sheath Shell Skin coat Skin the pizzle Slam Slash Slice of life Slipper Slit Slot Sluice Smock Alley Snapper Snatch Snatch box Snatch-blatch Snippet Socket Solution of continuity South Pole Spender Spermsucker Spew Alley Spice of life Spitfire Split Sportsman's gap Sportsman's hole Spot Square push Squint Squirrel Star Stream Town Strings of the lyre Stuff Suck and swallow Sugar basin Sugar donut Supper Sweet scented hole Tail Tail box Tail end Tail feathers Tail gap Tail gate Tail hole Tail trimmer Target Tastebud Teazle Temple of low men Temple of Venus Tench Tenuc That Thatch Thatched house The Antipodes The bank The business The case The channel The deer The end The exchequer The forecastle The grindstone The gym The hot box The icing The mare The never out trap The saddle The satchel The till The treasury The vault Theca Thicket Thing Thingamagig Thingie Thingumabob Thingy Tirly-whirly Tit mouse Tive Toby Toll box Tomboy Tool chest Tool shed Tootsie wootsie Toyshop Treasure house Trench Trim Trinket Tu quroque Tuna Tunnel Twat Twatchel Twelge Twin Twitcher Twittle Under dimple Under the hill Undercut Undergrowth Unders Undertaker Upper Holloway Upright grin Upright wink Vacuum Vagina Valley of Decision Valve Vent Venus flytrap Venus mound Venus's cell Venus's honeypot Vertical smile Vicious circle Virgin knot Virginale Virgin's head Vulva Ware Waste pipe Water box Wayside fountain Wazoo Whaddya call it Wham What Whatsis Wheat-shaped cave Whelk Where Uncle Diddle goes Whim wham White tiger's cavern Whoosis Womanhood Wool Workshop Wound X Y Yard measure Yeast-powder biscuit Yoni You know what Yum-yum </OL> Comments? 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