Pavlova's Bitches by oosh Dramatis Personae [Several readers have written to ask if I would provide a list of the characters, as they find it easy to become confused. So do I. So I compiled a list of my own. Here it is.] Schoolgirls Miss Lucy Carter Good at maths, dyslexic and morbidly aware of her unusual appearance Miss Felicity Shipman Clever, cheerful and scheming Miss Carry Walmsley More properly, Lady Caroline Artemis Gloriana Walmsley Head Girl and head of the school battledore team In love with Miss Paulson Miss Sarah Clark Friend of Penrose and Shipman Miss Victoria Penrose Friend of Clark, easily manipulated by Shipman Miss Prudence Miller Bookish and poetic; scribe of the Scientific Society Miss Kershaw Prefect; member of battledore team Miss Charlotte Benson Senior Prefect Miss Emma Denning Member of battledore team Miss Abigail French Miss Margaret Smythe Member of battledore team Miss Isadora Parkinson Fifth-former, suffers from menorrhagia Staff Miss Georgina Anne Paulson Teaches French, Politics, Philosophy and Science. Loves Carry. Mrs Cunningham Head Mistress Miss Hanson Secretary to Head Mistress Mrs Probert Maths Teacher Mrs Bateson English Teacher Miss Gurney Sports Dr Straker School Doctor Matron Caretaker Has a wizened assistant named Ben. Ostler Duchy of Grantshire Alfred Augustus George Walmsley, Fourth Duke Father of Carry; always short of money; school governor Aurelia Margaret Lysistrata Walmsley Wife of the above and mother of Carry; school governor Mrs Clarice Crichton Governess to Carry, and now secretary to the Duchess Annie and Liza Servants, known as "the twins" Jemmy An inexperienced maidservant Neville Carry's stallion The Carter household Mrs Joanna Carter Lucy's mother Mr Henry Carter Lucy's father; works for Carragher's Miss Elsie Carter (deceased) Lucy's elder sister Simpson Servant to the Carter household The Shipman household George & Frederick Shipman Felicity's younger brothers Others Mr Jepson Clockmaker Philip Jepson Son of the above Mrs Katherine Fearnley Friend of the duchess Mr Josiah Fearnley Lawyer; friend of the duke Mr Charles Matson Scientist; friend of Mr Fearnley Harry and Sam Delivery men Rory One of Harry's horses