I just have to... keep the parchment... still... There: you can't move, can you? Now I'm not going to try anything too imaginative this time. Just some alphabet practice. You're not ticklish here, are you?
Oh, you are? Oh well. Never mind. Such is life.
Now, let's see... I have to empty my brain, summon some inspiration... Ah, yes: come, trusty quill:
Amorous Anna artfully arouses Amy
AAAA aaaa
Ah! Be careful, darling! You nearly knocked the ink-pot over!
Beautiful Betty's breasts bounce bravely
BBBB bbbb
Calm down! Calm down! Hush! There there! Where's your courage? Only twenty-four to go!
Crazy Christine's cunt comes constantly
CCCC cccc
Keep quiet! I'm trying to work! I'll never get the hang of this if you're always distracting me. Now let me think: D...
Dozy Deirdre diddles dreamily
DDDD dddd
Elsie enthusiastically eats ecstastic Erica
EEEE eeee
Of course I'm silly, honey. It's the only thing I do really well.
Frantic Felicity, feathered by flighty Fay, feels fascinating frissons
FFFF ffff
Gorgeous Gertie greedily guzzles Greta's gusher
GGGG gggg
If I'm so silly, why are you laughing so much? Eh? Eh?
Harriet has a hurried, hasty hand-job
HHHH hhhh
Inspired, Inky Ida inscribes irate Irene
IIII iiii
You want the other end of the quill, sweetie? Hmmm? Is that better? ...Keep still, then!
Justine joyfully jills juicy Jane
JJJJ jjjj
Keep still, bitch! I'll smack you in a minute!
Kiki keeps Katie keening
KKKK kkkk
Look, my lovely, we've got to our favourite letter! Oh, honey, I'm going to put it down now. This one I do with my tongue.
Lusty Laura licks Lucy lovingly...
Oh, gosh, I can't think of any more words beginning with L: can you, sweet?
LLively. Yes, you are.
Any more?
Lllluscious... of course you are, darling. LLLLLuscious LLLLuscious. More?
...Oh yes.
Lllllesbian.
Come on! You've got to think of more. Oh, all right then.
LLlovely Lllusty LLLady!
LLLL llll...
This looks like the last letter!
LLLLL....
MMMMM mmmmm!
NNNNN nnnnn!
O-o-o-o-o...
O!
O!!
OOOOOOooooo.
O;
O;
O.
Peace... Quietly rest, sweetie!
Till unkind voices wake you.
X X X
ZZZZzzzz.