Note: This story was dynamically reformatted for online reading convenience. Name : Stacy and Tracy Murdoch Age : 16 Hair : Long, straight and Blonde. Can be teased into something very provocative at a moments notice. Eyes : Big and Blue, stands out against their fair complexion Height : 5'8" but varies with the size of their shoes, They have a prefernce for the platform look. Weight : Ideal Me : Hello, my name is Mr Slot. I'm here today with Stacy and Tracy Murdoch, stars of The Twins series. Lets find out a little about our guests shall we? Stacy, can you describe yourself for our audience? Stacy : Sure Slotty. I'm 16, young and very sexy. I like long walks in the park, boys, and small fluffy animals. Tracy : And screwing anything with a heartbeat. Stacy : Shut up you wrinkled old spinster. Me : Ladies.. Tracy : Spinster? I get laid more often than you can possibily dream about. Stacy : Only cause your screwing the class nerd. Tracy : You leave Clifford out of this, at least he can last longer than 30 seconds, unlike a certain football player you had your heart set on. Me : Ahem, could we.. Stacy : Big deal. I've fucked Cliffy too you know. I think he likes me better anyway... Me : We had to stop the interview for a moment while I seperated our two guests. Now if we may continue. Tracey, if you could please describe yourself. Tracy : Thank you Mr Slot. My name is Tracy Murdoch and I'm a student at Piermont High School. I get consistant high scores and I will chop that tongue off if I see it again Stacy. Me : Stacy, please don't pull faces at your sister. Tracy : Thank you Mr Slot. As I was saying, I get all A's in my classes, unlike someone I could mention. I like sex, a lot, as I'm sure our more regular readers would already know, and I consider myself very liberated. Stacy : The word is tramp. Tracy : Okay, that's it. Stacy : Eek, that was my new blouse that you just tore. Daddy bought that for me and you just ruined it. Tracy : So just go around pouting like you usually do until he buys you a new one. You always get our parents to do whatever you want. Stacy : Well maybe if you weren't so snotty they would give you more stuff too. Tracy : I don't really care, I don't need thier money. Stacy : You don't seem to mind driving around in your new Volkswagon Beetle though do you? Tracy : Like you don't have one too. Besides, I deserve that car. Stacy : Really? And why is that? Tracy : For having to put up with your crap. Like the time I had to have sex with you in front of coach, just so you could be on the Cheerleader squad. Stacy : Oh yeah, I remember just how much you suffered too. Tell me, did you have two or three orgasms? And at least you didn't get fucked in the arse by Coach. Damn my arse still hurts. Tracy : Aaw poor baby. My heart bleeds for you. Stacy : It's your nose that's gonna be bleeding in a second you tramp. Tracy : Slut! Stacy : Whore! Tracy : Bitch! Me : I think we'll leave it there for now folks. This is Mr Slot saying... Stacy : Are you still here? Me : Well umm yes, I am. Stacy : I suppose you want us to give you a threesome or something. Me : Well actually that sounds like it might be fun. Stacy : Ha! Dream on you old fart. As if we would screw an old fossil like you. Me : Hey, I'm only 34 you know. Stacy : Like I said, an old fossil. Me : Ahem, well that's all for now, Bye.