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 Lazy Butt, Lazy Butt



   Lazy butt, lazy but, why do I love you?  All you do is eat and sleep. 
You wine when you want to do something, for witch I have no clue.  I have
to clean the mess you leave behind.  There is no telling what you will get
into.  I always have to keep an eye on you.  You never do what I ask of
you. You just sit there making me look like a fool.

   Lazy butt, lazy butt, how and why I love you?  I do not have a clue.  I
do everything for you and all you do is leave me the mess.  God only knows
what you have been into.  When I call your name you just stay there and
look the other way.  How I pray that some day.

   Lazy butt, lazy butt, what am I to do?  When I try to play with you, all
you do is lay down on your fancy manse.  I wish you could tell me what you
want.  But all you do for me is love me back.  You sleep and eat all the
time.  Even hide from me when its bath time.

   Lazy butt, lazy butt, why do I keep you?  When all you do is what you
want.  I try to get you to do what is right.  You are old enough to know
what to do.  I can tell you just don't care.  That is why you keep closing
your eyes, to sleep the day away.  So why do I still have you?  There are
many others out there that will do.  But I just have to keep you here and
near.

   Lazy but, lazy but I really do love you.  When I am gone and come back
home you are there with a smile to share.  Wagging your tail to let me know
you have missed me.  You jump up and down and run all around.  Even dark so
load that my ears can really hear.  When I wake up in a bad mood you are
there to make me calm.  Even when I and down and out, or cry, you are there
to lick my tears away.

   Lazy butt, lazy butt, what do you do for me?  I can tell that you do
love me by the way you wiggle your tail.  You do make me smile and not feel
so alone.  You love to cuddle with me any time of the day or night.  You
even like to lie on me when I am watching a bit of TV.  You roll over on
your back for me to scratch.  I must be doing it right when, you make a
sound that floors me to the ground.  You move your leg that tells me you
love this game.

   Lazy butt, lazy butt, you don't care about my hair or what is on my
face. Even with all you don't do.  I will always keep you, because I love
you.  No matter what you do.  You do give me unconditional love.  I can
handle that for the rest of your life.  Because of that I will put up with
your lazy butt.

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