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 Hey there!  This account is mainly going to be used to post multipath
"choose your own adventure" stories and other related things, which due to
their scripting have to be displayed as an HTML page.  Because of that,
there's probably not going to be a whole lot posted in this directory, so
check out the webpage (/~interloper/) instead for links
to all of my interactive stories!

   Thanks and have fun!
   - interloper