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 About Me

   Hi, thank you for visiting my ASSTR folder and reading my stories.  I
thought it would be handy to write a little piece about me, introducing me
to you, and to explain a little bit about me, my motivation for writing,
themes and style.

   Basics about Me:

   I am 35, live in the South-East UK (although my heart lives in the South
West), I am a romantic, a disillusioned one, but never the less a Romantic.
I am short, 5'5" over weight, but not fat, but enough to make me work on
sliming down before it becomes too hard.  I am single and have no children,
although do I like children, (NOT SEXUALLY), and would like to have a
family.  In my public life, I am establishing myself as Heritage
Interpreter and Academic, but also make models and illustrate, if you would
like to know more about that, drop me a line and ask.  At the moment I am
pretty poor, having only graduated 8 months ago.

   More About the Stories I write

   Subjects - I don't really have a specific theme or fetish that I write
solely about, which will become apparent when I get more stories on line.
However there is one thing I don't write about and that's children, and by
children, I mean pre-pubescent (spelt wrong I know).  What others write is
up to them, but it's not something I like.  I am very broadminded other
wise, and will write straight, bi, gay and lesbian themed stories,
interracial, incest, femdom, maledom etc.  However what ever I write, it
must be remembered that they are works of fiction, all be it based on my
own fantasies and fetishes.  I get some ideas from chatting to people on
line, esp the daddy/daughter kind, pictures or tv, or sorts of places.

   Style - Generally I do not give exact age, size descriptions in my
stories other than in a loose indefinite manner, i.e.  he was huge, or she
was young, the skirt was short.  Generally, most normal women do think,
"Christ, that's a 6 ¾ inch cock", it's more like "Christ, it so big" or
something stronger, (although what she really is thinking is "oh dear, its
so small") the same goes for breast size etc, I would not know a Double D
blar blar was if hit me in the face, nor would most guys, as far a I go,
there are Small, pert, round, firm, big, "Oh my god there the size of beach
balls", joke.  Most people have they own image of size, age and appearance;
I just fill enough to give get their imagination going, and leave the rest
to you the Reader.

   My stories are descriptive and detailed and strong on build up and plot,
I don't dive right in to the stick it in and slam away part in the first
paragraph, someone suggested that I put sub-headings to show where the
"action starts", I suggested he stamp "twat" on his forehead, just to make
it clear before he opened his mouth.  I like depth to the fiction and films
I read and watch, so that's how I write, if you don't like that, there
others stories, and more importantly, you can always sit down and write
your own.  Which is what partly inspired me to write these stories, which
is much better than sending silly little complaints.

   I write for two reasons, well perhaps three, first as an exercise in
creative writing, to practice and develop it; secondly, to share my dirty
little fantasies with others; and lastly, to link up with like minded
soles. One last word, yes I know, my spelling and grammar are sometimes a
little bit creative, that's because I am dyslexic, but I think I do quite
well.