Wood In The Night Ouch! Shit! Ow! I clawed me way out of a deep sleep. What the fuck was going on?? I finally got awake enough to figure out what was happening. I was turned about half-way over on my stomach and I had a huge erection that was bent at an angle and hurt like hell! That was strange. I seldom get an erection while I am sleeping. Not for the past 40 years anyway! I put my fist around it. It was really hard, felt like a baseball bat. It seems that erections you get when you are asleep are always bigger than usual. And also, like this one, you aren't sexually excited, you just have this big, hard erection that you feel you must do something with! I slowly and gently stroked my hardon while I considered my options. I could go in the bathroom and beat off, or I could wake up my wife and fuck her with it. She would like the latter; she was always up for a good fuck. Then I thought of a third option. Not wake her up and fuck her with it! I opened my eyes and checked out the situation. In the dim glow from the street lights I could see that she was laying on her side with her back to me and her knees drawn up a little ways. I gently turned the bedding down and looked her over. Her nightgown was rucked up around her waist, leaving her ass bare and I could just make out the shadow of her pussy between her legs. She had slim thighs for a woman with a figure like hers and even if she had her legs crossed I could easily slip my hand between her legs and get to her pussy. And I was planning to get to her pussy with this unexpected, middle-of-the-night hardon that I had just been blessed with! I carefully reached out a finger and touched her cunt lips. Just barely wet! This was going to require some planning and finesse to carry it off successfully. I quietly fumbled around in the headboard, found the lube, and squeezed some out on my fingers. I rubbed it around to warm it up and rubbed some on my cock. I got some more and gently and carefully applied it to my wife's pussy, just barely opening her cunt lips. She wiggled her butt a little and I heard a short snort in her breathing but then it returned to normal. I waited a few moments and then slowly and quietly slid closer to her, getting into a spoon position behind her. I knew from experience what angle I would need to get my cock to slip into her snatch, and the big wood that I had right now would make it even easier. I pushed the head of my cock up between her cunt lips and slowly rotated my hips forward and I slipped slowly into her hot box. She was warm and wet inside and I knew that if I could penetrate her far enough I would hit her g-spot. I scooted a little closer to her and then I could feel my cock press against the top of the inside of her cunt and deflect inward, and I knew I would hit it. She took a quick intake of breath and I froze, fearing that I had awakened her, but in a few seconds she was breathing slowly and evenly again. It was time. I was getting a little excited just from having my pecker in her pussy so I started slowly rotating my hips back and forth, rubbing the head of my cock aginst her g-spot. Her pussy lips were wrapped around the length of my cock and that was really stimulating me, as well as the sensitive area under the head of my cock that was slipping against the top of her pussy as I slowly stroked in and out. She was whimpering and moaning and I knew from previous events that she was having a really vivid dream involving sex! This emboldened me some and I thrust into her more assertively, slipping further into her hot, damp, slippery depths, and I was also getting more excited. I felt like I might cum any second now. My lovely wife was definitely in the throes of an orgasm but still seemed to be asleep. I was nearly there myself and I could feel my balls drawing up and my cock swelling as the cum rose up in my cock. She was thrusting her hips forward now, just like she was getting screwed, and I timed my thrusts so I went deep into her and then I started cumming. Every time I thrust into her spasming cunt I pumped a spurt of jizz into it. It seemed like I couldn't stop. Eventually I did but she was still rocking her hips back and forth, fucking me now that I had stopped moving, and moaning and whimpering. It must be a really great dream! She stopped moving and lay breathing deeply. I pulled out of her and put my hand on my cock. It was not as hard, and now it was slick with cum, sex lube, and pussy juice, Well, I had gotten away with it. My darling wife was sleeping soundly with her pussy full of my cum, and my mysterious night-time wood had been put to good use and my cock had returned to normal. I rolled over and went to sleep. The next thing I knew the radio alarm had gone off and my wife was standing by the bed with a cup of coffee. "Wake up, you horny old goat. Here's your coffee." "Ummm ... Thanks sweetie." "Don't 'sweetie' me, you dirty old man!" "Huh?? What's the matter?" "You know what's the matter. You screwed me while I was asleep last night!" "What makes you think that?" I asked, trying to sound completely innocent. "Well, I thought that I was a little juicy this morning, and when I sat on the toilet stuff started running out of my cunt. I tasted it and it was your cum!" "Honey, you must be mistaken. Surely it must have been because of a dream or something." "No, you old pervert, it wasn't from any dream. I am a dirty old slut who has fucked and sucked dozens of men, and I know what cum tastes like. I especially know what your cum tastes like! It's a sad situation when a woman's virtue isn't safe, even in her own bed." "Well, I still think you must be mistaken," I quietly replied, having all my fingers and toes crossed. "I am sure I would remember if I had fucked you last night." "Well, I know what I know, and I know you had your big ol' cock in my tender pussy last night. And I am going to get even!" With that she leaned over, grabbed my cock through the sheet, and planted a big kiss on my lips. "And remember," she murmured, "Revenge is a dish best served cold!" She straightened up and left the bedroom. Oh, shit! I was in for it now! I was getting another hardon just thinking of the possibilities. Well, I certainly wasn't going to get any pussy this morning, so I took care of it in the shower and went off to work, wondering what my lovely bride would cook up to "get even."