Title: Honeymoon Author: Candice Cord Email: candicecord@live.com Category: Marriage Here's my sweet groom And he'll take me soon To do the funny boom In the coming honeymoon We'll go to the salt lagoon And he'll poke my heart to bloom We'll bed in the full of moon Wish us a happy honeymoon I'll put my ring 'round his tool To make it look like a loony toon And sing in a romantic tune I'm on a pleasant honeymoon And if found by fortune's bless A stolen loneliness He'll make love in so many ways To make it a success- ful honeymoon