Note: This story was dynamically reformatted for online reading convenience.
 
 *PLEASE READ THIS BEFORE YOU READ ULTIMAVIIPETRE.PDF*

   "What this boils down to is that I just had to get U7 out of my system
so that I could stop being drawn to it, so that my free time could be
better spent elsewhere, in short, so I could get on with my life.  So, I
destroyed Britannia.  And, let me tell you, I sure as fuck feel better!"
--from Fecal Dragon's afterword

   Petre is one of the nastiest fanfics I have ever read, with rape, snuff,
and other horrid things.  It's so nasty, in fact, that I hesitated quite a
bit before I put it up.  This is, in short, the "Chibi-Usa's Seventh
Birthday" of Ultima fandom, and needs to be read with much caution.

   --Christine "Green Leafy Dragon" Indigo