The Freshman
Copyright 2005 by EC

Chapter 32 - The witness

The following Monday, over the furious objections of their 
defense attorneys, the trial of Mega-Town Associates Executives 
Richard Moore, Joe Guerra, and Jeff "Cutter" Stern got underway. 
The Chief Justice of the Danubian Supreme Court announced that, 
no matter what the defense attorneys wanted, the trial would 
begin, because keeping the lower-level mercenaries confined much 
longer in their current condition was not acceptable. 

Before the trial, the judge issued a stern warning to the defense 
attorneys that, in Upper Danubia, a defense counsel was not 
permitted to commit any act in court with the intention of 
deceiving the judge. Evidence could be challenged only if its 
veracity could be called into question, and the same went for 
witnesses. There was no such thing as a motion to delay due to 
technicalities. Also, the sole purpose of a trial was to 
determine guilt or innocence of the defendants. The judge had a 
final statement to the lawyers:

"I want you to understand we are conducting this proceeding to 
find out the truth about your clients. You will make no attempt 
to conceal that truth or construe the facts to allege untrue 
events or motives. Perhaps such things are acceptable in the 
courts of your country, but they are not acceptable to the 
government of the Grand Duchy of Upper Danubia. If I catch you 
making any effort to deceive me, I will prosecute you for 
perjury, which in the Duchy carries a 20-year sentence of as a 
convicted criminal. We have 549 cases to resolve, and no one in 
this country has time to listen to any deception."

Of course, the judge's instructions to the trial lawyers 
neutralized many tactics they would have used in other countries. 
There would be no trial delays, no omitting of evidence unless it 
was proven to be false, and above all, no efforts to deceive the 
people running the proceedings. A trial that in other countries 
might have lasted for months would be resolved in Danube City 
within a few days.

The government's plan was to prosecute the Mega-Town Executives 
first and make and example out of them. To legal experts 
following the trial, the strategy seemed rather odd, given that 
the normal strategy was to prosecute lower-level members of the 
conspiracy first, get them to testify, and then work up to 
collecting evidence against the organizers. However, the 
participation of Jason Schmidt removed the need to conduct the 
trial in the normal manner. The documents Jason provided the 
Danubian government, plus his father's recorded conversations to 
someone he called "Cutter" on the phone, provided the evidence of 
both their actions and their motives needed to convict the Mega-
Town executives of several serious charges. These included 
attempted murder, conspiracy to commit murder, conspiracy to wage 
war against the Grand Duchy of Upper Danubia, insurrection 
(because they were planning to be in Upper Danubia during the 
coup), and the illegal importing of weapons and explosives into 
the Duchy. 

The conversations and documents from Jason's three CD's and six 
cassette tapes would be the main part of the case the prosecutor 
was presenting against the CEO's. Jason's role in the trial would 
be to verify that he was the source of the evidence and explain 
how and when the CD's and cassette tapes were created. Cecilia 
would verify that she placed Jason on contact with Cynthia Lee, 
who in turn would verify that she was the person who transported 
the evidence to Upper Danubia and helped translate the contents. 
Vladim Dukov and several officers from the Danubian Secret Police 
would describe how they reviewed the information and used it to 
intercept the coup's participants. Finally, the officers 
arresting the CEO's would present additional evidence seized from 
them that matched the information Jason had provided.

Under Danubian law, the evidence was enough to convict "Cutter" 
Stern and Richard Moore of capital offenses. Guerra's chances in 
court were much better, because the direct evidence against him 
was not nearly as strong. However, upon being convicted "Cutter" 
and Moore would be offered a choice, either face the firing squad 
or testify against Guerra and get life terms. Assuming that Stern 
and Moore were not particularly courageous men (which they 
weren't), the hope was they would provide information about the 
coup not included in Jason's documents to convict Guerra, and in 
doing so save themselves.

The next phase would be to resolve the bulk of the cases of the 
lower-level participants in the coup. Dukov already had promised 
to extradite the nearly 300 foreign participants to their home 
countries, but they had not been told about that arrangement and 
were terrified. Many of them were providing valuable information 
that would be used to prosecute the field commanders and coup 
organizers, whose trials would take place immediately after the 
Mega-Town convictions.

The Danubian government hoped that the easy conviction of the 
top-level conspirators in the case would scare everyone else 
involved into cooperating. The message would be very clear: we 
don't need to make any deals with you, because, as you can see, 
we even had the evidence we needed to convict your bosses. We got 
them, and now we'll get you. Tell us what you know about the 
coup, and maybe we'll be lenient. 

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Jason Schmidt, Cecilia Sanchez, and Cynthia Lee, accompanied by 
their police escort, left the hotel and walked past the Old City 
Wall to get to the Central Courthouse. It was a beautiful May 
morning, a harbinger of plenty of nice hot summer days the three 
college students could expect to enjoy in that peaceful city. At 
that moment the world seemed to open up to them, as each step 
towards the courthouse was a step closer to fulfilling a very 
important part of their Path in Life.

For the first time, Jason felt completely at peace with himself. 
Today was the day he would make the final break with his 
corrupted past. The wall in his soul, the barrier that separated 
the person who he had been from the one he would become, already 
was in place. Once he left the courtroom in the afternoon, that 
wall would be complete. He could never go back to who he had been 
just a few weeks before.

The three college students and their police escort made their way 
past the security cordons and tanks guarding the Central 
Courthouse. The two cops seemed relieved once they actually made 
it into the building, because their duty to safely deliver their 
witnesses was completed. Kimberly Lee and Vladik Dukov approached 
the three Americans and led them into the main trial chamber. Kim 
took them directly to the witness box, because she expected that 
at the very least Jason would be giving his testimony later in 
the day. Knowing how important his evidence was to the entire 
case, the trial judge had no intention of letting Jason out of 
his sight until he had given his crucial statement about the CD's 
and cassette tapes.

Jason felt a tug at his arm. Cecilia, with her usual sarcastic 
smile, grabbed his tie and straightened it. She brushed off his 
jacket and then squeezed his hand as they sat down. As always, 
she wanted her man properly dressed and looking presentable, not 
looking like some MTV groupie.

"DOC-DOC DANUBE!"

The judge entered the courtroom and stood at his desk. The entire 
room, including the witnesses, saluted.

Three arrogant looking middle-aged U.S. citizens, dressed in 
black robes and restrained by chains, entered the courtroom with 
their police escorts. They were visibly infuriated. Mega-Town 
Associates' CEO's simply are not treated this way by a country as 
pathetic as Upper Danubia. They made that quite clear even before 
their lawyers had a chance to greet the judges. It was obvious 
they were not off to a good start, and equally obvious they did 
not realize the seriousness of their situation. Of course they 
were going to get out of these ridiculous charges…

The judge began with reciting the facts of the case. All three 
men, along with their bodyguards, were picked up in their hotel 
suites by uniformed officers of the National Police Force of the 
Grand Duchy of Upper Danubia early in the morning on April 21. 
From the rooms of Moore and Stern, the police officers recovered 
multiple documents indicating the two men's prior knowledge and 
participation in a planned armed insurrection against the 
government of the Grand Duchy of Upper Danubia, following a 
similar such insurrection against the government of the country's 
southern neighbor.

The Prosecutor presented the documents into evidence, following 
the statements of the police officers making the arrests.

The chief of the Danube City precinct testified next, relating 
that, on April 16th, he had received direct orders from the 
nation's Prime Minister to locate the defendants and detain them 
on the morning of the 21st. The defendants entered the country on 
April 17th via the King Vladik International Airport, and were 
placed under surveillance pending their arrests four days later.

Vladim Dukov spoke next. Even though he was the Prime Minister, 
he had to salute the judge as a subordinate, because the judge 
was the boss of the courtroom. In this trial Dukov was a witness, 
just like any other, and had to address the judge as such. He 
described drafting the arrest warrant as part of a major security 
operation aimed at disrupting an armed insurrection against the 
Duchy. He described what he knew of the plot at the time, but 
with emphasis on explaining why he decided the three defendants 
needed to be detained.

For the record, the judge had a question:

"Prime Minister Dukov, you are stating that your actions against 
the defendants were based on prior knowledge of their 
intentions?"

"Yes, your honor. My decision to detain the defendants was based 
on information I obtained on April 7th of this year."

"Would you please describe this information to the court?"

Dukov cited numerous scanned documents, calling out the items by 
their assigned document number. As Dukov cited the documents, the 
Prosecutor displayed them on a screen from a projector attached 
to a laptop. The laptop contained copies of all the files scanned 
by Jason.

Rage and horror swept through the faces of the three defendants. 
So the Danubians did have someone working for them on the inside! 
Then, "Cutter" Stern, the man who had talked to Jason's father, 
glanced over and recognized Jason. Holy shit! That's Schmidt's 
kid! What the fuck is he doing sitting in the witness box of this 
courtroom?!

Dukov continued testifying, citing enough documents to convince 
everyone that the arrests certainly were justified given the 
circumstances. Then came the question: where did you obtain these 
documents? To answer that, Dukov to ceded the witness stand to 
the American Cynthia Lee. Cindy described how she found out about 
the CD's and cassettes from the Cecilia Sanchez, how she drove to 
Wisconsin to retrieve them from Jason Schmidt, and finally her 
trip from Milwaukee to Danube City. She handed her plane ticket 
stubs to a court assistant to enter into evidence.

Jason's "little crack whore girlfriend", as Mr. Schmidt described 
her, testified next. She did a very good job toning down her 
accent as she described getting a call from her boyfriend Jason 
Schmidt during Spring Break. Jason had informed her that he had 
obtained information about a possible assassination plot against 
Vladim Dukov and coup attempt against the country's southern 
neighbor. She relayed how she contacted Cynthia Lee and how she 
convinced Cynthia that she needed to drive to Wisconsin to 
retrieve the CD's and tapes to give to Dukov.

Jason was up next. Given that he was the Prosecutor's star 
witness, on other countries the Mega-Town defense attorneys would 
have attacked him statement by statement, but in this trial, no 
such interruptions were permitted. Jason would tell his story 
uninterrupted, with a translation provided by Kimberly Lee from 
English to Danubian.

Jason identified himself in court and began by explaining what he 
knew about his father's relationship with Mega-Town Associates. 
He admitted that he was not very familiar with what his father 
did, but then went on to quote various comments his father had 
made throughout the previous year indicating his opposition to 
the Dukov government. Finally he discussed his father's strange 
behavior during Spring Break that alerted him that something was 
not right.

He moved on to describing the events that first night in the 
basement, the night he made his first recording. He quoted what 
he remembered his father saying that sparked his interest, and 
then what led him to record his first cassette. The prosecutor 
held up a plastic bag with a cassette tape.

"Mr. Jason Schmidt. Is this exhibit the tape you recorded?"

After Kimberly Lee translated the question, Jason examined the 
cassette.

"Yes sir. This is the first tape out of the six I made. This date 
and time is my handwriting, what I put on it so I wouldn't mix it 
up with any others."

"Why did you make this recording?"

"I made it, at first I mean…because I wanted to know what was 
going on. I mean…my dad was talking about shooting, and pumping 
rounds himself, and killing kids, and the airplane crash…I mean, 
I was curious to know what he was doing."

"Do you remember the moment your thoughts moved beyond curiosity 
and you decided to take action to undermine your father's 
intentions?"

"Yes sir. I remember the exact moment. It was the moment my 
father attacked my girlfriend's honor on the phone. When he did 
that, my thoughts about him changed and I decided to see what I 
could do to stop whatever it was he and his group were planning 
against your country."

"Is that comment recorded?"

"Yes sir. I asked the Court to key the first tape to that part of 
the conversation, because that's what got me pissed off…I'm 
sorry…I mean offended, and it's kinda important for understanding 
why I did what I did."

That was the signal for the court assistant to play the following 
comment. There were a lot of cracks, background noise, and 
static, but the words were quite recognizable:

"…you know, my idiot son's little crack-whore girlfriend actually 
likes that fucking commie bastard. You should've heard her last 
Thanksgiving…it was kind of funny to listen to her, when you 
think about it. ''Isn't that up to the Danubians? It's their 
country. Don't they get to choose who's gonna lead 'em? Isn't 
that what democracy's supposed to be all about?' Well, at any 
rate, it's gonna be a hoot looking at that little cunt's 
expression when you guys have things wrapped up. I'm gonna have 
to get my moron son to bring her back just so I can see that 
little bitch's face...."

The Danubians were quite shocked when they heard Kim's 
translation. Under no circumstances would parents in the Duchy 
ever refer to their son's girlfriend in such terms, even if they 
did not like her. Jason continued:

"My dad's like that. His soul is damaged because he hates 
everyone. It's not just me and Cecilia that he talks like that 
about, it's everyone, my mom, my sister, my cousin, everyone. I 
guess…that night, I just got tired of it. I got tired of him and 
his stupid scams and his idea that money is more important than 
people. I just got sick of it."

One by one Jason identified the other cassette tapes as the court 
played excerpts to demonstrate their relevance to the case. 
Finally Jason described how he made the three CD's. He discussed 
his reasoning for scanning what he scanned, how long it took him 
to load the contents to each CD, and the steps he took to clean 
up his sister's computer after he finished. He emphasized that 
even though he had used her computer, Cassie had absolutely no 
knowledge about what he had done, nor did anyone else in the 
household.

The Prosecutor continued:

"So when you finished recording the CD's, what did you do next?"

"For a while I didn't do anything. I mean, when you discover 
something like that, it kinda takes a while for it to sink in. I 
felt totally sick…I mean to know my dad's capable of doing 
something like that…it kinda blew me away. Then, I went over to 
my grandma's place and called Cecilia. I told her what I had 
found out, and she told me she'd call Cynthia Lee and ask her 
what to do. Cynthia came up to Wisconsin the next morning and 
picked up the CD's, and that was it as far as what I did. A 
couple of weeks later Cecilia and me spent the night watching the 
news when the cable channels were showing the press conference 
about the bomb." 

"But, Mr. Jason Schmidt, your participation did not end when you 
gave the American Cynthia Lee the recordings. You decided to come 
here to the Duchy and appear in front of us to explain this 
evidence. We, in the Duchy, were very concerned about trying to 
process this case in a way to protect your identity, but you 
ignored our concerns and chose to come anyway. We believe that 
you have placed your life in danger by standing up like this and 
presenting yourself to this court and the world. I commend your 
courage, but I think our people are curious to know why you came 
here. What was it that motivated you to come here and help us?"

"I came here because Cynthia Lee told me that she wasn't sure 
you'd get convictions against some of the defendants, unless you 
could present the evidence that allowed Prime Minister Dukov to 
stop the coup in court. In other words the stuff I got for you. 
You were in a dilemma about how to prosecute without making your 
cops commit perjury. So, I felt I needed to finish what I 
started. I want to make sure the truth about all this comes out. 
I want to make sure that the people of Mega-Town lose a round or 
two and maybe get forced to take their hands off your country for 
a while."

Jason waited for Kim to translate, and then continued.

"The other reason I came here is because of, as you guys would 
put it, honor. My honor, my family's honor, and my country's 
honor. My father has dishonored himself all of his life with his 
greed, and I have dishonored myself by living off his money. I 
came here to redeem my honor, and to redeem my family's honor. 
What my father and his partners wanted to do to your country was 
dishonorable, and I didn't want to be a part of that. What I ask, 
on behalf of the other members of my family, is that you can 
forgive us, because my dad doesn't speak for the rest of us. None 
of the rest of us knew what he was doing."

There was another pause while Kim translated, and then Jason 
repeated what he had told the Prime Minister the week before.

"There's a lot more to this than just the honor of my family, 
because I'm also talking about the honor of the United States. I 
don't want the people of Upper Danubia to think that everybody in 
my country likes what's happening. I think that most people in 
the U.S. don't like it at all, what these corporations are doing 
to the world, but we don't know what to do about it. What I did 
was to try, as an American, to prevent something that would have 
made my whole country look bad, or, as you say it dishonor us; 
dishonor America. I'm doing this, I'm testifying for all of us 
Americans who just are sick of the big guys always getting their 
way, and making the rest of the world think we like what they're 
doing. I don't support what Mega-Town has done to the world. I 
don't like the corporation and I'm opposed to the values people 
like these three defendants have promoted."

With that Jason returned to the witness box and squeezed 
Cecilia's hand. Then he exchanged glances with "Cutter", who was 
staring at him with pure hatred. Jason sat back and looked at the 
prisoner with complete calm. It doesn't matter anymore, "Cutter", 
'cause I'm done. I've told my story, and now you're gonna get 
convicted. Hah! So you were wondering who turned you guys in. Had 
a bunch of private investigators running around all over the US 
trying to find out who it was. Well, now you know. Surprising, 
huh? The Schmidt kid…who would have thought that? The idiot 
Schmidt wimp and his "crack whore" girlfriend. We were the ones 
who fucked up your plans, and now you're goin' down.

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There was a brief break for a very late lunch, and then the trial 
continued with the speed typical of the Danubian justice system. 
Several lower-level mercenaries were brought into the courtroom 
to identify the three defendants and verify some of the 
information on the maps that Jason had scanned. It turned out 
that Jason's CD's were the gift that kept on giving, because many 
of the scanned documents matched or complimented documents seized 
from various mercenaries during their arrests. The noose 
tightened around the three defendants as the evening progressed 
and more and more witnesses confirmed what they were doing in 
Upper Danubia.

The first day of the trial adjourned at 10:00 p.m. nearly 14 
hours after the proceedings started. There would be just enough 
time for everyone to go home, get eight hours of sleep, and 
return the next day to continue. During the second and third days 
of the proceedings, Jason and Cecilia could just sit back and 
enjoy watching other witnesses come forward to confirm the 
details about the testimony presented on the first day. 

Jason felt deep satisfaction that even if he was killed, no 
longer would his death do anything to avert the looming fate of 
his father's associates. Hour after hour he sat with his eyes 
glued to "Cutter" as the testimony dragged on. 

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In the end the defense attorneys did not have many options when 
their time came to counter the Prosecutor's case presented during 
the first three days of the trial. Because of Danubian property 
law, they could not challenge much of the evidence, in spite of 
the fact that Jason had recorded the documents without his father 
knowing about it. In Upper Danubia all personal property belonged 
to the entire household, never to any particular individual 
within the household. Danubian law mandated that, because Jason 
was a member of his father's household, anything that went on in 
the house was fair game as far as collecting information was 
concerned. The same was true for entering his father's home 
office and using his sister's computer. There was nothing illegal 
or questionable about what Jason had done, because the Danubians 
considered those resources communal property of all four members 
of his family.

None of the evidence collected during the arrests in April could 
be challenged without good reason, nor could any of the 
mercenaries' statements identifying their superiors be thrown 
out. In such circumstances, a Danubian Spokesperson would not 
seek to challenge any evidence, but instead try to find 
circumstances to mitigate the alleged motives of the defendants 
and have the charges reduced. The problem was, there were no 
mitigating circumstances. There was no doubt whatsoever why 
Richard Moore and "Cutter" Stern had traveled to Danube City. 
There simply was too much evidence, real and circumstantial, that 
proved their intentions. The evidence did not directly implicate 
Guerra, but the Prosecutor already knew how to address that 
issue. More testimony would be forthcoming very quickly, the 
statements needed to convict the third defendant.

Thursday afternoon, just four days after the trial began, it 
ended for two of the defendants. Richard Moore was found guilty 
on all counts, while "Cutter" Stern was cleared on the weapons 
charge, but convicted of everything else. Guerra's case would not 
be adjudicated that day.

The verdict? Death by firing squad, to be carried out Saturday 
morning at sunrise in the courtyard of the Central Police 
Station. Suddenly the entire courthouse, as well as the crowded 
Central Plaza outside, began shouting:

"DOC-DOC DANUBE!… DOC-DOC DANUBE!… DOC-DOC DANUBE!… DOC-DOC 
DANUBE!…"

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That night, as reporters converged on the Central Courthouse and 
filmed the jubilant crowds outside the National Parliament 
Building, frenzied negotiations were taking place between the 
attorneys of various defendants and the Prosecutor's Office. 
Dukov's cold calculation was paying off as suspects stepped 
forward to plea and testify to avoid the death sentence. Police 
video cameras rolled and translators stayed up all night as 
defendant after defendant confessed to his part in the scheme and 
named his associates. 

Of course, the defense attorneys of Moore and Stern were 
desperately trying to save their own clients' lives, and in doing 
so played right into the Prime Minister's hands. Sure…your 
clients can avoid the firing squad…if they talk…

And talk they did. Moore and Stern turned on Guerra that Friday. 
Guerra struck back and further implicated the other two, as well 
as giving up information on the U.S. Commercial Attaché who still 
was trapped in the Embassy. Moore and Stern then turned on each 
other and offered additional testimony to convict the field 
commanders.

Saturday came and went with no executions, but during that time 
the Danubian nation listened transfixed to TV's and radios as one 
revelation after another came out about the details of the coup. 
Throughout the following week the foreign defense attorneys 
attacked and undermined each other as the entire proceeding 
degenerated into a massive fight between various defendants and 
their councils. The capitol's newspapers printed everything their 
reporters could get their hands on by press time. More and more 
unsavory details came out about Mega-Town Associates and the 
cowardice and ruthlessness of its leaders.

As the revelations continued pouring out in court during the 
second week of the trial, the Danubian National Police quietly 
began deporting lower-ranking mercenaries whose home countries 
had promised to prosecute them. By the end of the week the number 
of low-ranking foreign suspects still being held in the country 
had dropped to under 100. The remaining prisoners would be 
leaving the country as soon as their home countries promised to 
put them on trial, not before. By the end of the third week yet 
another 50 would be gone.

Meanwhile, the prosecutions against 23 higher-ranking defendants 
continued. In the end, they showed themselves for what they were, 
men with absolutely no concept of honor or loyalty, not even to 
each other. They became nothing to the Danubians, pathetic shells 
of human beings with broken souls. The public demands to execute 
them died down, because they were too pathetic to even warrant 
the dignified death of a formal execution. Let them live out 
their lives, in absolute disgrace.

Unfortunately for the defendants, there was such a sentence under 
Danubian law, a lifetime of absolute disgrace, or "life without 
honor". A sentence of absolute disgrace ensured that Dukov could 
keep his promise to foreign leaders not to execute any of the 
prisoners, but at the same time satisfy his own people's thirst 
for revenge. In Upper Danubia "a life without honor" was the 
lowest a person could sink, a lifetime of insult even worse than 
death.

After two weeks of trials and sensational revelations, 26 naked, 
chained defendants crossed the Central Plaza with their police 
escorts one last time to receive their final sentences. The group 
included the three Mega-Town CEO's and 23 other higher 
conspirators. 

When they entered the courtroom, the judge gave a short speech to 
the defendants. They had proven themselves greedy, bloodthirsty 
thugs and cowards, incapable of demonstrating any kind of 
loyalty, even to each other or their bosses at Mega-Town 
Associates. They had chosen to live in dishonor, and thus would 
continue to live in dishonor.

"We gave you the opportunity to end your lives in dignity, but 
you proved afraid to even face the Creator with your actions. 
Instead you chose to continue dishonoring yourselves with your 
betrayals of each other. In this country, no matter how heinous a 
criminal you may be, we expect you to at least uphold the trust 
of your peers. You failed to do even that. I therefore have no 
reservation of implementing our harshest punishment, a life 
without honor."

An ominous silence settled throughout the courtroom as the 
criminals were collared, one by one. While the collaring 
continued, workers spread out several tarps along the edge of the 
room and erected fencing normally used to corral animals. Why the 
tarps and fencing were necessary would become evident 
momentarily.

Once collared, the criminals were forced into a kneeling position 
by several cops threatening them with electric cattle prods. 
Meanwhile, 26 young and middle-aged women lined up at the foot of 
the judge's desk. One by one they signed a contract and each was 
handed a police switch. None of the women had kind expressions, 
because each one was the widow, the sister, or the mother of a 
soldier or police officer killed in combat the month before. The 
contracts allowed each woman to continue receiving her loved-
one's salary in exchange for taking responsibility for carrying 
out the pending sentence against one of the criminals. The women 
saluted the judge, who stood up and saluted back.

The rear door of the courtroom then opened and two cops wearing 
pigs' masks stepped in and saluted the judge. The crowd started 
laughing, and laughed even harder upon hearing the following 
announcement.

"The mistresses have arrived, your honor."

"Very well, show them into the courtroom. Our defendants shall be 
honored to meet their new custodians."

The crowd started chanting:

"NÁK SVINIÚKT POKCHÚKT VÁSHU! HADNÁSH ONÁCKT HARÁSH!"

Cynthia leaned over to Jason and Cecilia to translate:

"They're chanting, 'the pig is your mistress, serve her well.'"

As the chant grew louder and louder, 26 young sows suddenly ran 
through the backdoor into the courtroom. The animals grunted and 
squealed as they ran along the fencing and clustered into a 
makeshift pen near the judge's bench. Obviously they were scared, 
being in a strange place with hundreds of people chanting in the 
room. However, the 26 sows had nothing to be scared of. They were 
destined to enjoy very pampered lives as a result of the pending 
sentences.

The sentencing judge assigned each criminal to a "mistress": one 
of the breed sows. Each animal was issued a certificate of 
custody that obligated the criminal to spend his life catering to 
her needs. The conditions of care were very exacting and strict, 
forcing each criminal to maintain his "mistress" in pristine 
condition at all times. To enforce the conditions of the 
sentence, the National Police had hired the 26 women, paying them 
their dead husbands' full salaries. All day, every day, each 
woman's only duty was to stand over her assigned criminal with a 
switch and make sure his pig was properly cared for. She was free 
to beat him as much as she wanted, since the normal restrictions 
protecting criminals did not apply in a sentence of "life without 
honor".

The dishonored criminals would not be allowed to roam freely 
within a collar zone, but instead would be restricted to wherever 
the pig was being kept, which in most cases would be a rural 
police station. Wherever the sow went, the criminal in charge of 
her had to go. The criminal could not let the pig out of his 
sight, ever.

Police officers quickly started separating sows, chained 
criminals, and enforcers. Each group was led them out of the 
courtroom and into the plaza, where the angry crowd continued to 
chant:

"NÁK SVINIÚKT POKCHÚKT VÁSHU! HADNÁSH ONÁCKT HARÁSH!"

As police vans took the coup leaders away to live out their bleak 
lives scattered about the country, Cynthia commented:

"Sometimes dying isn't the worst thing that can happen to a 
person. The foreign governments thought they got themselves a 
deal, by forcing Prime Minister Dukov to promise them he wouldn't 
let the police shoot the coup leaders. But he had to do something 
to 'em, 'cause this country had to have its revenge. You do 
something bad in the Duchy, and you're gonna suffer for it. 
That's the way people here think. This just isn't a 'forgive and 
forget' society."

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Later that night, Prime Minister Vladim Dukov watched the tanks 
and Army trucks move out of the Central Plaza. The capitol would 
be returning to normal, now that the trials had ended and the 
convicted conspirators had been shipped out to the provinces. The 
other foreigners were gone as well, quietly deported while the 
nation's attention was focused on the sensational revelations 
coming out over the last two weeks.

Dukov was relieved. He was grateful to the Ancients that the 
world did not have to witness the spectacle of mass executions 
that seemed inevitable just two weeks ago. He had managed to 
settle the entire matter in a way that satisfied everyone except 
the 26 men who most deserved to be punished. In the eyes of the 
Danubian nation, their humiliating sentences overshadowed the 
deportations of the others. In the eyes of foreign governments, 
the deportations of their citizens overshadowed the 26 sentences. 
Now everyone could move on, because the crisis had passed.

Once the Plaza was cleared of military equipment, Dukov re-
entered the Central Police Station to watch the sorting of the 
impressive collection of weapons and ammunition seized the 
previous month. A wealthier country might have simply destroyed 
the arms in a public ceremony, but Upper Danubia could not afford 
such wasteful luxury. Instead, the chief of the Danube City 
Precinct of the National Police would have to distribute the 
weapons to various police stations around the country to replace 
their aging arsenals. Hundreds of Danubian police officers would 
be getting new issues, courtesy of Mega-Town Associates.

Much later, Dukov excused himself and walked alone through the 
quiet entryway of the National Police Station. He stepped 
outside, and proceeded to the middle of the Central Plaza. The 
Plaza was completely empty after having been packed over the last 
month with soldiers, police officers, and demonstrators. The only 
other person within sight was a single street sweeper, and she 
was too far away to recognize the lone figure as the nation's 
Prime Minister.

A new day was coming. Dukov could see it: a faint lightening of 
the sky to the east. A new day for Upper Danubia. A new hope for 
the Danubian people. The defeat of the nation's enemies, a secure 
southern border (which would be finalized in just two weeks), 
jobs for the restive eastern provinces, the safeguarding of the 
nation's natural resources, and a re-negotiated entry into the 
European Union. The Ancients had blessed the country after all. 

It's been a very hard two years since I took office, thought 
Dukov to himself, but I think we will succeed and take our proper 
place in the International Community. I think we will be able to 
join the world on our terms, not someone else's. But of course, 
we must not be complacent.

Another thought went through the Prime Minister's mind, his next 
idea for bringing his country's ambitions in line with its 
reality.

The name of our country, the Grand Duchy of Upper Danubia, is a 
lie. We are not a Duchy. We haven't been since 1942. And there is 
no such place as Lower Danubia. That hasn't existed since 1502. 
The only Danubia is the one that exists today. There is no other, 
and if the Creator is willing, never again will we have to change 
our borders. I want our people, and the world, to understand that 
reality.

As the pre-dawn sky brightened, Dukov began pondering a proposal 
to officially change the country's name. He mulled over several 
possibilities, but finally two stuck in his mind: the Republic of 
Danubia, or simply, Danubia. As soon as things settled down in 
Parliament, he would address the nation and suggest the change. 
Many people would not like it, but the country needed to have the 
debate as a nation. The symbolism would be extremely important, 
because the best symbols are always the ones that reflect 
reality, not wishful thinking.

Dukov noticed more people milling about. It was time to leave, 
because certainly people would find it strange to see the Prime 
Minister standing alone like a statue in the Central Plaza. It 
just wouldn't look right. He entered the Parliament Building to 
get a few hours of sleep in his office.