This is a make believe story about make believe characters. Mass Effect 3: Hard Reporting - Redux (FF, herm) by Big Red Dope (bigreddope@hotmail.com) "Hey EDI, how are our fuel and supplies looking?" Shepard asked as she boarded the Normandy at dock D24. "Everything has been taken care of commander. We will be ready to leave once everyone returns to the ship." "Thank you EDI. Let me know if anything comes up." "Shepard there is one thing." "Already?" "Ms. Allers waited everyone was gone then brought an asari on board." "Let me guess. It's not Liara and she's not with the Alliance either." "No commander." "Thank you. I'll take care of this." *** Shepard came to a stop in front of Diana Allers' door, but it did not open. "EDI unlock the door." "The door is now unlocked Shepard." Shepard barged into Diana's room and found the reporter lying on her bed, legs spread, with the asari's head buried between them. Except the asari's head wasn't exactly buried. It was bobbing up and down. None of that mattered to Shepard though. "Asari get your things and get out of here before I physically throw you out." "Fine," the blue female replied as she brought her head up with the smacking of her lips, "but if I'm not getting the tour of the ship I was promised, then I'm getting paid my usual fee." "Crap," Diana mumbled as she rolled to the side of her bed and grabbed her omni-tool. "You just cost me two thousand credits Shepard," the reporter complained as she transferred the money to the asari. Shepard waited until the door closed behind the asari prostitute before speaking. "Are you stupid Allers?" "What?" "Answer my question!" Shepard snapped. "No, I'm not stupid!" "Do you remember what I said about non-crew and non-Alliance personnel?" "We couldn't bring them onboard unless you said it was okay." "So you're not stupid, you just choose to ignore my rules." "You said you didn't want to see anyone going into the red light district while we were here so I brought Miko onboard instead. The Citadel has cameras everywhere." "And you thought this was a better idea?" "Look I'm sorry Shepard. It won't happen again." "You're right it won't happen again. Get your shit and get off my ship!" "You can't be serious! I'm sorry I brought Miko here, but next to nobody wants to have sex with someone like me without wanting something in return." "Really? Your lack of sex is the reason you broke one of my rules? You do realize science is doing some amazing things these days. I was brought back from the dead if you recall." "Yeah the operation is easy enough to do if you have a good doctor. Good luck though if all you can afford is a hack." "Not my problem. Get dressed, get your stuff, and leave. Now Allers." "Come on Shepard don't kick me off. I've done nothing but file upbeat reports about you and the war. I let you decide which parts to leave in and which parts to take out. I even 'lost' reports because you didn't want me to send them." "You're not the only reporter on the Citadel who would do me favors like that." "But would they be willing to keep you company at night and help you relieve stress?" Diana asked getting up off the bed to pose for Shepard. "Do they have a nice thick shaft to ride you with?" She then turned around exposing her backside to the commander. "Or a nice taut ass like this?" "You're cute Allers and you've got a nice butt, but I'm not a fifteen year old with a hard-on. Get your shit and go," Shepard said with some finality before she headed towards the door. "Commander please don't do this!" Diana begged. "I'll be out of work and have no where to go if you kick me off the Normandy!" "Not my problem." "God damn it!" Diana screamed in anger. "You Alliance types are all unbelievable assholes! I would've thought you of all people would be more understanding having worked with both quarian and geth. But no, you treat me like every other ship captain I've dealt with!" Shepard stopped just at the door, sighed heavily, and turned around. "What the hell are you babbling about? And before you start get dressed so I won't have any... distractions." Diana began her story as she slipped on her bra and panties. "Commander, you're the absolute last chance I get before I get fired from the Alliance News Network. I've been on five other Alliance ships before the Normandy and somehow the captains found out that I... wasn't put together correctly. When they did they would say something insulting or lewd then stop talking to me all together before I was kicked off the ship for some bullshit reason." "What did your bosses say when you told them?" "You think I'm going to say something to them? What am I going to say? I was kicked off because I have a penis?" "It's discrimination." "I don't care. Even if the network took my side would do you think would happen? At the very least a complaint would be filed and the ship captain would be accused of discrimination against people like me. The various news outlets would have a field day with it and I'm not about to become the butt of jokes. Doing reports from the Normandy was my last chance. It had to be your ship because you've said no to everyone else that's asked and if I blow this whether it's your fault or mine then I'm fired and I get no more chances." "Okay... You've convinced me for now, but don't get too comfortable." "God that's a relief. Thank you Shepard!" Diana breathed with a heavy relief as she fell back onto her bed now donning her official ANN outfit. *** "Hey Liara, Samantha said you wanted to see me?" Shepard asked as she entered Liara's room. "Yes Shepard. I did some digging and found the information you were looking for." "And?" "It seems Ms. Allers' story is true. She has been removed from five other ships as a reporter. The odd thing is that according to my sources within the Alliance the reason given every time was that she let slip secret war information in her reports. However it's not specified which reports or what information is being referred to." "Assuming that the reasons given for removing Diana are false why was she kicked off?" "This," Liara said bringing up a video on her console. It was a tame and boring video of Diana showering with the exception that her manhood could plainly be seen. "So she was telling the truth." "You knew about this?" "I was about to kick her off the ship for a different reason and she gave me a sob story about having a penis making work difficult for her." "People of her kind are rare, but they're still one of the last acceptable targets of discrimination for all species though everyone will claim it is wrong. If I had to guess she doesn't want to file a report because she doesn't want to become the face of a cause and be ridiculed for it at the same time." "Thanks for your help Liara," Shepard said before turning and walking towards the door. "What are you going to do with her?" "Nothing." "Good," Liara smiled as she deleted Diana's shower from her console and returned to work. *** As Shepard entered Diana's room the reporter stood up with her footlocker prepped and sitting next to her. "Even though things didn't work out like I had hoped it's been an honor and a pleasure working with you Commander Shepard. You treated me better than most and your reaction to me was the least revolting." "Better than most? Did you leave one or two of the ships voluntarily?" "Okay, you treated me better than any other captain I've dealt with. They were all men so maybe that had something to do with it. I don't know... Anyway, like I said it was a pleasure." "Unpack your things Diana. I've decided to let you stay for a little while longer." "What? Are you sure?" the reporter asked with a surprised look. "Yes I'm sure, unless you want to leave with only half the story to file. We still have to meet the quarians and figure out what their problem is along with who knows what else afterwards." "Thank you thank you thank you!" Diana squealed with delight giving Shepard a quick hug and a kiss on the check. "You're welcome," Shepard replied as the reporter grinned like a newcomer with her first major assignment. "Just don't reveal anything classified in your reports." *** "Samantha send up Diana Allers please. She wanted an interview about the geth and quarian." "Yes commander." A few minutes later the door to Shepard's room slid open and Diana entered with her camera. "You ready for the interview commander?" "Of course." "Let me apologize before hand if I get a little bitchy. I should say when I get bitchy. There's a small segment, albeit a vocal one that will never trust the Geth and want them destroyed regardless if you're the one who brokered the peace. I need to keep them on our side less they decide to cause problems because they think we're hiding something." "No problem. Just don't make me punch you." "Of course not," Diana smirked. "If you're willing to get into fights with krogan then you're the last person I want to upset." *** "Thank you for your time Commander Shepard," Diana said before turning to her camera. "It's seems as though the galaxy's savior has once again done the impossible. Only time will tell if it will be enough to stop the Reapers." Diana smiled nicely for the camera before it stopped transmitting and shut itself off. "Nice interview Commander. I think we both got what we wanted." "Now I know why the network kept giving you all those chances." "You give me too much credit Shepard. Most media outlets just require you to be pretty and functionally literate." "Call me Jane and you don't give yourself enough credit." Diana and Jane smiled at each other awkwardly for a moment before Diana broke the silence. "So what's the emergency with the asari councilor?" "I don't know," Shepard replied taking a step towards the reporter. "We'll just have to wait until we get to the Citadel before we find out." Jane stepped in close to the reporter the smile never leaving her face and her eyes never leaving Diana. "Shepard," Diana gasped as the commander's hands grasped her buttocks and pulled her body against hers. Shepard leaned and kissed the reporter on the lips. "Yes Ms. Allers?" Jane asked as she reached for the straps of Diana's one-piece and pulled them down exposing her firm round breasts. "Nevermind..." The reporter moaned as Jane's hands gripped her breasts massaging them gently. Diana trembled her body rushing with excitement as the commander's thumbs and fingers rolled the reporter's nipples between them. "Jane..." Diana moaned when the tip of Jane's tongue began flicking across the tips of her nipples leaving its wetness behind. "Get on the bed Allers," Shepard ordered as she stripped the casual wear from her body. "Yes Commander," Diana playfully replied tearing the one-piece and her panties from her body. The reporter climbed on the bed and began stroking her semi-flaccid penis. She couldn't help but began to stroke her shaft just bit faster as she looked Jane's body up and down. Shepard was built, but non-overly masculine, and had breasts that any woman would be proud of. "Let me get that for you." Diana gasped as Shepard took hold of her penis and began stroking it up and down. With each caressing touch the reporter's shaft began to enlarge. Shepard looked at it hungrily as it expanded in her hand. When Diana became full erect Jane pressed the organ against her abdomen. Diana squealed with delight as the commander's tongue pressed against her scrotum and began licking it up and down. The brunette couldn't remember the last time she got attention like this that didn't require a prostitute. She grabbed the bed sheets and tugged on them as Shepard's tongue circled her testicles and left not a dry spot on her skin. Diana moaned as she felt Shepard's mouth surround the tip of her penis. Jane worked her lips up and down Diana's shaft as it began to throb. The reporter's precum began dribbling down her length and Shepard eagerly ate up the sticky substance. Her body began tensing up as Jane's mouth continued to bob up and down on her manhood. Diana's body begged for her to come and without a thought she grabbed the back of Jane's head and began thrusting upward. The redhead was caught off guard and nearly gagged the first time she deep-throat Diana. She was irritated that the reporter gave her no warning that she was going to do that, but after a few minutes Shepard was reminded of something she loved in her youth. As she pushed Shepard's head down on her groin Diana began to hold the Spectre's head in place keeping her mouth and throat full. As her eyes bulged and she had to breathe through her nose to try and not choke on Diana a smile crossed Jane's stuffed face. The reporter groaned with each deep hard thrust into Shepard's mouth. Then as she was about to loosen her grip on Jane's head again Diana felt the Spectre give her scrotum a hard squeeze. Diana felt a rush of excitement come over her body as she had one of the most personal and honest to goodness orgasms that she had ever had. Jane worked her lips and tongue up and down Diana's shaft milking ever bit of cum out of it that she could as the reporters semen erupted into her mouth. Once the excitement slowed down Jane raised her head long enough to lick her lips then swallow the sticky substance. Diana looked down at the red head and saw the agitated look on her face. "Sorry. I couldn't help myself." "It's fine. Next time say something to me first." The two women then both saw that Diana wasn't limp and both were ready to put her erect member to good use again. Having Jane's tongue slide along her member got Diana's body running warm again. "Let me fuck you Shepard!" The reporter begged. Her cock began throbbing again as the tip pressed against the back of Jane's throat. As Shepard climbed onto the bed and began to straddle Diana's body she looked down at the reporter. Her face was a picture of excitement and anticipation and she was eagerly stroking herself awaiting penetration of the Spectre. "Oh god..." Jane moaned as the tip of Diana's shaft split her open and slowly began to push inside her. "Jane!" Diana gasped as the commander slowly lowered herself onto her. Shepard fit tight around the reporter's cock. It had been awhile since the commander had even pleasured herself with a sex toy. There's no way someone with her fame and her good looks should have been this tight. Those thoughts were short lived though as Shepard leaned forward bracing herself on the bed and began to thrust her hips up and down on Diana's shaft. Jane could feel Diana throbbing inside her. Everytime the reporter rubbed against her insides Shepard desperately wanted to squeeze down on Diana's cock and come all over it. "Fuck me Diana!" Jane begged wildly thrusting her slippery wet privates down onto the reporter. Diana needed no further instructions, but could barely hold on herself. She grabbed Shepard by the hips and began violently thrusting into her. The commander was now sopping wet slathering Diana's dick with her moistness several times over. Shepard moaned loudly one last time clamping down onto the reporter with a death grip as she began to come. Her grunts were short, but her orgasm seemed to last an eternity. It had been a very long time since the last time Jane felt this happy. As she started to sit up Diana gave her one last hard thrust and held Shepard in place as she came a second time. With a content sigh Shepard rolled off Diana and laid at her side once the brunette finished coming inside her. "Shepard, I... Just thank you. It feels nice to have sex for once without having to pay for it or do it to keep my job." "This was nice," Jane smiled feeling really good. "I needed this as much as you did it seems." She then propped herself up on her side and faced Diana. "What happens after tonight? Was this a one night stand or do you think we could do this again?" Diana then propped herself up as well and faced Shepard. "I guess it kind of depends on you. A one-night stand I'm fine with, but I don't want to enter into a friends with benefits type relationship. I was in one of those with a captain who eventually kicked me off his ship and I felt like shit afterwards for letting him take advantage of me." "What if we started with dinner when we get to the Citadel and then I give any interview you want until the end of the war barring it doesn't jeopardize our mission?" "Tempting offer commander, but about after the war?" " Peace is boring I hear. We'd have to settle on dinner and movie if that was okay with you." "I wouldn't mind that all," Diana smiled as she leaned in and kissed Jane on the lips.