This is a make believe story about make believe characters. Mass Effect 3: Dr. Feelgood (MF) by Big Red Dope (bigreddope@hotmail.com) After helping a drunken Tali back to her sleeping quarters Shepard returned to the bar he had found her and poured himself some scotch. The Normandy was a few short hours away from Cerberus headquarters and once the Alliance attacked there would be no turning back. Attack the base, steal back the information Kei Leng stole, and then head to Earth to hopefully end the Reaper war. Before now Shepard had never been anything but confident in a mission plan, but as the saying goes 'there's a first time for everything'. Shepard, Hackett, and Anderson had all agreed it was the best they could do given the time restraints and circumstances, but still the Spectre was unsure and it bothered him. Shepard downed the last bit of scotch in his glass and poured himself another. As he put the bottle down on the bar and closed the top he heard the lounge doors whoosh open and shut. "You're not getting drunk yourself are you Commander?" Shepard took a sip from his glass and looked to his right as Dr. Chakwas sat down next to him. "I'm sorry," Shepard apologized turning his gaze back to his glass. "I know I said I'd save the drinks until after the war, but after what we saw at Sanctuary... If Miranda hadn't kill her father I would have done so much worse to him. After all these years with the Alliance I started to think I had seen everything." "It's one thing to see how the Batarians used to treat human slaves or to see what the Collectors used us for. You kind of expect it from them, but to see us treat each other like Cerberus did... It's not right." "No, it's not..." Shepard took a long swig of his drink downing all of the scotch in the glass save for a swallow. "On a slightly less depressing subject do quarians get hangovers? If they do Tali's going to need something when she wakes up." "I'm not sure. I've dealt with drunk krogan and drunk turians, but not drunk quarians. I'll ask her when she gets up. Commander, do you have a moment? I'd like to speak to you about something." "Doctor, you're the last person on this ship that needs to ask for permission to speak." "Thank you Shepard. Before we attack Cerberus' base I just wanted to say it's been an honor serving with you. I don't mean this as one Alliance officer to another, but in a more personal way from one friend to another. I'm not going to bore with the details of your exploits we both know what you've done, but thank you for never giving up, thank you for staying the good person you are when it's been so easy to become cynical, and thank you for saving me from the Collectors. We may dietoday, but I'd rather it be fighting for the galaxy's freedom and not for being turned into gray goo." John turned and looked at the doctor when an appreciative smile. "I should be thanking you doc. With the exception of Joker you were the only person that trusted me, that never doubted where my allegiances and loyalties laid. Since there is the possibility that either of us could die soon do you mind if I say something personal?" "Not at all." "What would you say if I said I've always found you sexy?" "I would say you need to stop drinking." "I'm serious, I mean it." "Well, I would say thank you, but remind you that I'm old enough to be your mother." "You're not that old. Besides, I wasn't asking to have sex with you." "I know, but if you did I'd then have to say that I'm too old for a one-night stand." "I guess then," Shepard said as he swallowed the last bit of scotch, "there's no point in asking for a second more invasive medical checkup is there?" Dr. Chakwas chuckled at John's question. "John a man like you doesn't need to stoop to such ridiculous pick up lines. However, if you were to say that then you'd have to then tell me I'm too classy to fall for a line like that." Shepard picked up the bottle of scotch to pour himself another drink then stopped as he turned to face the doctor. "Like you said we could die tomorrow." --- Dr. Chakwas and Shepard stumbled into his room as they stripped off their clothing. The doctor began unfastening her bra when she noticed the commander already completely naked. "An eager beaver I see," Dr. Chakwas smiled. "You have no idea Dr. Cha," Shepard replied before getting interrupted. "No formalities tonight. I'm Karin and you're John," the doctor said as the last of her clothing fell to the floor. "Whatever you say Karin." John pulled Karin in close and kissed her. The taste of scotch jumped from his mouth to hers as their lips pressed together. When their kiss broke Karin licked her lips with a smile. She took John's hand leading him to his bed where she proceeded to push him down onto his back. Shepard smiled as Karin straddled his body gently kissing him once more. She then slid down to the edge of the bed where his shaft had started to throb. John groaned as the doctor took hold of his cock and began stroking it up and down. "You have no idea how long I've wanted you," Shepard grinned as he propped himself up on his elbows. "You should have said something sooner," Dr. Chakwas devilishly grinned as her hand continued to gently slide up and down his member. John moaned again nearly falling back down as Karin's hand stopped at the bottom and began gently squeezing his scrotum. The tiniest bit of precum squirted out of John as the doctor pressed her tongue to the base of his shaft and slowly began licking it up then down. He could feel his groin start to ache badly wanting release. John bit his lip as he attempted to resist the urge to come and after a few minutes his body settled down, but Dr. Chakwas didn't. When her tongue reached the tip of his penis she wrapped her lips around it and began to go down on him. John could only lay back on the bed as the doctor's head bobbed up and down on his groin. Her lips pressed with just the right pressure as they covered his shaft with saliva making it slick. Karin could feel John throbbing between her lips and after several minutes of orally pleasuring him he squirted several times into her mouth. She pulled her head up and with a smile licked her lips before swallowing his fluids. "God I really need to come," Shepard grinned sitting up to look at Karin his stiff cock partially block his view. "And I really need you inside me," Karin replied as she stood up. With a hand between her legs Dr. Chakwas began running a finger back and forth along her opening. Karin climbed onto the bed and sat down on her knees as she continued to finger the outside of her slit. Shepard smiled and slowly began stroking himself as he watched Dr. Chakwas masturbate in front of him. She moaned loudly when she slipped a finger inside and began sliding it in and out. John's pace began to quicken and his stroke got a little more excited as Karin's one finger became two and she pushed them deep inside. John pleasured himself for several minutes as Karin's fingering became more frantic. He was close to reaching his full orgasm before he stopped. He slipped out of bed as the doctor's moans became louder and her fingering more wild. John moved behind Dr. Chakwas and slipped a hand between her legs taking her hand into his. "Let me," He whispered in her ear as her pulled her fingers out and felt her wetness on her fingers. "I need you to lean forward." Karin did as she was told and got onto all fours. John lustfully gazed upon her opening as he once again stroked himself. With his cock in hand he pressed it against her wet slit and teased her a moment sliding it up and down. John could hear Dr. Chakwas groan with a lusty eagerness. "Please John," the doctor begged. Those two words were all he needed. Shepard penetrated Karin's slick opening and pushed inside until he bottomed out. Hearing his esteemed colleague grunt for more as he pulled out turned him on. John took hold of Karin's hips and began working himself in and out of her wet opening. Dr. Chakwas couldn't help but to thrust backward onto the commander's cock as he split her from behind. Her tightening grip on his prick along with her delighted moans queued her impending orgasm. As he thrust into the doctor Shepard suddenly felt her clench down on him. Karin cried out as she came slathering Shepard with her fluids. Her sudden tightness pushed John over the edge was well. He grunted as he came inside her with his warmness filling her up. Limp and spent John withdrew and fell to the bed next to Karin. He pressed up against her backside and held her in his arms. After several minutes of silence he spoke. "If by chance we survive both Cerberus and the reapers, what then?" "Are you asking if this is a one time thing?" "Yeah." "Commander we'll be arriving at Cronos Station in about an hour," Joker's voice suddenly rang out. "Thank you Joker." "I'll let you get back to work," Karin said as she sat up on the bed. "I'm going to get cleaned up then head back to the medic bay. Do you mind if I use your shower first?" "Go ahead," Shepard replied as he sat up. He smiled as he watched Karin shower. "When everything is done and the reapers are dead let's have dinner. I would like to talk to you about some things." Dr. Chakwas stopped showering for a moment before turning to look at Shepard. "Ok, let's have dinner," She smiled before returning to her shower.