This is a make believe story about make believe characters. Drake And Josh: Half And Half (fg, fist, anal) by Big Red Dope (bigreddope@hotmail.com) Mindy smiled as she walked into school. The next time she saw Josh he would be moustache-less and the two of them could start making out again. Once the timing was right and Mindy could get past the irritatingly goofy and naive front that Josh always put up when things got a little heated between them then finally they could leave first base. "Hey Josh," Mindy said finding his locker. Josh's head was buried deep inside. "Hey Mindy," he called out not moving. "You want to get your head out of there? I need to talk to you." "Oh... sure..." Josh replied slowly pulling his head from his locker. "What happened to you?" Mindy asked, the smile disappearing from her face, when she saw his half-moustache. "I don't know. It's weird. I woke up this morning and half of my stache was gone." "Megan!" Mindy growled looking away from Josh. She only did half the job and she kept all of the thirty dollars. "What was that?" "Oh nothing. I just thought of something I needed to take care of. So when are you going to cut the rest of it off? You know it looks pretty goofy right?" "I'm not cutting it off! Someone wants me to get rid of the stache cause it makes me look cool." "It just looks weird right now." "I'm not giving in to whoever is jealous of me and my stache." "Fine, then let's at least fix it," Mindy said taking her eyeliner pencil out of her purse and coloring in the missing half of Josh's moustache. "Do I look gooooooood?" Josh grinned as Mindy finished. "It looks better..." "Hey can I borrow your notes from science? I missed some of them yesterday when I was in the nurse's office." "Oh man that's what I was going to tell you. I loaned them to Kate during last period yesterday and she just called me on my cell phone saying she was sick. I'm going to have to pick them up after school and bring them over when we work on our project tonight." "I'm not going to be home tonight. Drake's band got a last minute gig for tonight that I have to be there for. You're either going to have to work on the project by yourself or we'll have to put it off until tomorrow." "We can do it tomorrow night then, but I can drop off my notes tonight if you want." "Thanks, I just want to make sure I don't forget about them," Josh said puckering up. "Not until you shave the rest of that mustache off," Mindy chuckled. "Never!" * * * Megan sat bored on the living-room couch as she channel surfed. As she finally settled on a cornball made for tv movie the doorbell rang. "Who is it?" She asked answering it. "It's me," Mindy replied. "I came by to drop off some notes from science for Josh." "Hey, everyone's at one Drake's gig tonight," Megan said taking Mindy's notebook. "I know, Josh told me. Speaking of which you only shaved off half of his mustache. You owe me." "I know. Something came up. I'll shave the rest of off tonight." "Actually I had something come up myself. I could use the fifteen dollars you still owe me." "You want the money back even if it means Josh having half a mustache?" "Don't worry about his mustache that's taken care of." "Well I don't have your money. I already spent it." "But you only did half the job." "But I said I'd finish it tonight." "Ok, I'm not going to stand here and argue with you over this. Just shave off the rest tonight please and give Josh my notes." "Sure." "Thanks," Mindy said turning to leave. Megan started to shut the door behind her, but thought of one more way to get back at Josh. "Hey, Mindy?" "Yeah, Megan?" "Can you come in for a moment? I want to talk to you about something." "Okay..." Mindy said stepping into the Nichols' house with Megan shutting the door behind her. "What is it?" "Do you and Josh do anything more than just make out?" "What?" "Do you fool around?" "Not that it's any of your business, but no. Why are you asking this?" "Well when was the last time you two kissed? Not since he's grown his mustache right?" "Okay, you're just a little young to be having this conversation with. Tell Josh I'll see him at school tomorrow," Mindy said as she headed towards the front door. "Hold on. Just stay for a little while and I'll give you a hundred bucks." "How are you going to give me a hundred dollars if you don't even have fifteen?" "I have money. I have ways of getting it and I just didn't want to give back the fifteen dollars." "Uh huh. Hey, Megan, I'm not one of your brothers so let's just cut the crap, okay?" "Sure. I really do have a hundred for you. Be right back." "Hey-" Mindy started as Megan disappeared into her room for a few minutes. She returned with five twenty dollar bills in her hand. "Where did you get this?" "Like I said, I have ways of getting money." "So why are you offering me a hundred then?" "Since my parents are with Josh at Drake's gig I thought maybe we could help each other out." "What do you mean?" Mindy asked raising an eyebrow. "I've never been with a girl and well Josh is a complete boob who won't shave his mustache." "Okay," Mindy said almost laughing handing Megan back her money. "You're just a little young and well it'd be just a little creepy cheating on Josh with his nine year old sister." "I'm ten." "It doesn't matter. I'm not going to fool around with you." "Trust me when it comes to sex I know more than Drake or Josh. Drake's just a serial-dater that thinks he knows something about girls and Josh is just a giant boob. How many times has he started to run around the couch to burn off his desires when you two make out? Please, if he ever sees your chest he might have a heart attack and die." "The answer's still no." "Two hundred then." "You don't have two hundred." "That's what you think." Megan disappeared for a few more minutes and returned with another wad of twenties handing all ten twenty dollar bills to Mindy. "Where are you getting this kind of money?" Mindy asked surprised. "I have ways." "I know that. Tell me how." "I do a webcam show about once a month or so and I have an account to charge credit cards. I get a lot of creeps who try to e-mail me afterwards, but putting up with a few dirty e-mails from forty and fifty-somethings is nothing considering the money I make a show." "You know Megan I'm not going to say anything, but this is way more info than I ever needed to know about you." "Okay, fine, this is my last offer. Three hundred dollars." "Three hundred dollars? Are you serious? How much cash can you possibly have?" "Yes, I'm serious and more than enough." "Alright, so why do you want me?" "I've been with a couple of guys before, but not a girl. Besides, I know you're getting a bit frustrated with Josh waiting for him to get rid of his ridiculous mustache." "Let me see the three hundred first." "Come to my room and I'll give it to you there." Mindy followed Megan to her room wondering if she was really going to go through with this for the money. "Actually could you stay here for a moment?" Megan asked as the two of them stopped in front of her bedroom door. "I've got to get my money out of it's hiding spot first." "Okay," Mindy agreed waiting as Megan went in and messed around a few minutes. "You can come in now," Megan called out. Mindy opened the door and walked in a few steps before stopping. Megan was laying nude on her bed with the third set of twenties rolled up and rubberbanded and resting between her pussy lips. "Your mind is much too old for your body," Mindy smirked. "Count it if you like. This makes three hundred," Megan replied smiling as she began to rub her pussy tracing her fingers along the lips around the money. Mindy pulled the money from Megan's hairless cunt, unrolled it, and counted it. "I'm impressed Megan. I'm not entirely sure how you're so self-sufficient and can take care of yourself and Drake is..." "A moron? A boob? An idiot? Yeah, I wonder about that too sometimes," Megan said as she sat up on her knees. "Now come here." Mindy looked at the three hundred dollars in her hands for a few seconds then put the money into her purse and set it on Megan's chester drawers. She then sat down on the bed next to Megan who proceeded to start unbuttoning Mindy's shirt, but was stopped. "What now?" "Don't say a word about this to anyone okay?" "I know," Megan replied as she started unbuttoning Mindy's shirt again. "I know how you are Megan. I've seen what you've gotten away with doing to Drake and Josh, because you've got your parents wrapped around your finger. You'll throw this in Josh's face and somehow manage to make this his or my fault," Mindy said as Megan unbuttoned the last button on the shirt. "What are you worried about? I gave you three hundred dollars and why would I blow this relationship and have to find a new girlfriend?" Megan replied pushing Mindy's shirt back over her shoulders and helping her take it off. "I'm not your girlfriend," Mindy almost laughed. "You are unless I'm a John and you're turning tricks for money," Megan said with a devious smile. "I'm not a prostitute Megan," Mindy mumbled as her face turned red. "Then you're my girlfriend," Megan smiled as she placed her hands on Mindy's breasts and gave them a squeeze. Mindy gasped as Megan's frankness and wasn't quite sure what to do. Megan took the initiative and unclasped Mindy's bra throwing it to the floor. "I can't wait to have tits like these," Megan said as she gave Mindy's breasts a squeeze. "Uh... thanks I think," Mindy stuttered as Megan's tongue slid across her right nipple and she felt a tiny bit of excitement in it. She continued to sit still with a bit of uncertainty still in her body still completely unsure what to do now that she was in bed with Megan. "You okay?" Megan asked noticing this. "Yeah, yeah, I'm fine." "You're lying. God I can't believe you're more nervous about this than I am," she smirked. "I've kind of never been with a girl okay?" Mindy replied defensively. "Me neither, but that doesn't matter. Just take off the rest of your clothes okay?" Mindy stood up nervous and now embarrassed that Megan was calmer and more collected than she was. She unfastened her skirt and dropped it and her panties to the ground. Megan smiled at how developed Mindy was below. She had a nice brown patch of hair growing in, though Megan had decided she would start shaving as soon as she had pubic hair. "Come here," Megan said gesturing with her finger. Mindy sat down next to her and the two girls looked at each other. Megan smiled briefly then leaned forward kissing Mindy on the lips. Mindy was temporarily taken back as she felt Megan's tongue start to slither into her mouth. She then decided how stupid it was to let herself become as nervous as she had and that she wouldn't let the younger girl show her up. Mindy pushed her tongue into Megan's mouth and the two of them swapped spit as their tongues wrestled. After several minutes the kiss broke and each was smiling. "About time you joined in," Megan remarked. "I'm not about to let a nine year old lead me by the hand," Mindy replied. "I'm ten." "Whatever," Mindy said as she pushed Megan to the bed and situated herself in front of the girl. With a smile on her face Megan watched as Mindy spread her legs apart and slid her face between them. Megan moaned approvingly as Mindy's tongue pressed into her pussy spreading her lips apart and pushing inside. Megan shivered as the moistness from Mindy's tongue wet the bare skin of her cunt as it slivered up and down her tiny slit. Mindy momentarily brought her head up and smiled as she started to taste Megan's girl cum in her mouth. "So eager and so easy," Mindy grinned. "Hey, if I hadn't initiated this you'd still be sitting on the bed doing nothing. Let's switch places and see how you like it." "Fine by me." Mindy and Megan switched places on the bed and when she was ready Megan brought her face in close to Mindy's cunt and teasingly tongued her slit. Megan was an obvious amateur much like herself when it came to eating pussy, but the thought and feel of Megan's tongue pressing against her opening excited Mindy. Each time she felt Megan's tongue slither up and down her pussy lips, stopping to dip inside, Mindy's body shook just a little bit. "I see I'm not the only easy one here," Megan grinned lifting her head with a bit of Mindy's cum on her tongue. "I'm sensitive, you're easy. There's a difference and I dare say you'll come first." "Don't make me laugh. I may be younger than you, but I'm more experienced with my body than you are with yours." "You care to make a bet?" "What kind of bet?" "Let's get into a sixty-nine and see who can make who come first. If you win I'll give you your money back and become your slave for a month." "Oh, come on, Mindy. You're not going to beat me." "Nervous? Why don't you want to take the bet? I am the amateur here after all." "You're on. And if you win, which you won't, I'll become your slave." "Deal," Mindy said as the two girls grinned at each other. Megan straddled Mindy's body letting her bare pussy over her face. "Ready?" Before Mindy said anything else Megan immediately dove between her legs and began to eat her out. Mindy grabbed Megan's hips and yanked her opening towards her face. Both girls were quickly feeling the wetness of each other's tongues sliding in-between their pussy lips. Megan and Mindy moaned as their tongues slid over and into their cunts. Mindy was the first to weaken and slow down as Megan penetrated her pussy with two fingers. She wasn't a virgin, but it had been a long time since her first time and her relationship with Josh had been progressing incredibly slow. Though not thick the feeling of Megan's two fingers inside of her made Mindy feel great. Megan was pumping them in and out stretching Mindy's walls rubbing against them. After several minutes Megan worked the third and fourth fingers of her tiny hand into Mindy's pussy. Mindy gasped as she felt the tightness of her cunt squeeze around Megan's fingers. Her body was being overcome with excitement and she lost her focus on Megan. "You like that don't you?" Megan teased her working her fingers hard into her new friend's pussy. "Oh yeah..." Mindy moaned. "Then you'll love this." Megan slipped her fingers out and climbed off of Mindy. "What're you doing?" Mindy asked starting to situp. "Just lay still," Megan replied positioning herself between Mindy's legs. "Okay..." Mindy moaned as Megan started pushing her fingers back into Mindy's pussy. Soon Megan's four fingers were back inside and Mindy was moaning. Mindy groaned loudly as Megan worked her thumb and the rest of her hand into Mindy's pussy. The elder girl began panting and clutching at the bed as Megan began pumping her fist in and out. The fit was extremely tight and only after Mindy began to wet herself lubing the fist did the action start to speed up. Mindy's body flared with excitement and she bucked several times as Megan thrust her hand hard and deep inside. Megan grinned as her arm started sliding in more and more with each thrust. Mindy's pussy excreted her cum generously covering the young girl's inserted fist. With a hard firm go Megan thrust her hand inside Mindy as hard and deep as she could. The elder girl groaned loudly, nearly screaming, as she orgasmed. Megan's arm became drenched and sticky from the cum that Mindy released. The young girl slowly pulled her fist out of Mindy's pussy and there was a popping sound as her hand exited. She then took several minutes to lick Mindy's pussy clean swallowing the cum. "I told you," Megan grinned sitting up on her knees and licking her lips. "I let you win." "Yeah, right." "All right fine. So what do you want me to do?" Mindy asked sitting up. "First I want you to lick your cum off of my hand. You're a bit of a gusher," Megan replied holding her hand out. Mindy took it and licked the back side of it. Then she licked Megan's palm and slowly she began suckling Megan's fingers and thumb one by one. "That's a good girl," Megan grinned patting Mindy on the head. "Stay here and I'll be right back." Megan got off her bed and went into her closet for several minutes. She returned with a six inch long penis-shaped dildo. "Now I want you to eat my ass out and fuck me with this." "So you're into anal sex, huh?" "Not yet. I want to try it with a dildo first, before I do it for real and it's kinda hard to fuck myself in the ass." "Hmm... Well just climb up and get on all fours and I'll be as gentle as I can. If it gets too rough for you let me know and I'll stop," Mindy teased. "Who was first?" "..." "That's what I thought. Now just do it." Mindy took the dildo from Megan and set it on her nightstand as Megan got onto the bed and got on her hands and knees in from of Mindy. The elder girl then smiled as she groped Megan's small pale white ass. It just seemed to mold to her hands as she squeezed it. Mindy then spread the small girl's ass cheeks apart and dove in. Megan couldn't help but gasp as she felt Mindy start licking her asshole. Up and down she felt the tongue rub against her ass. She moaned loudly each time Mindy pushed her tongue inside. "Oh god!" Megan moaned as she felt a finger penetrate her anus. "How does that feel?" Mindy asked smiling. "It feels great..." "Good." Megan felt Mindy's tongue slide up and down her ass crack several more times, before she felt the tip of the dildo start to push inside her ass. Her body tingled as the dildo started working itself inside. Megan had had sex before and come, but what her body was feeling now as the foreign object pushed itself into her ass was something different. Her entire body seemed to tingle, her pussy seemed to burn a little differently than it had before. Megan reached down between her legs and started fingering her pussy as Mindy worked the fake cock into her ass. Megan groaned with each inch that slipped into her asshole as she continued to finger herself. She slipped a second finger into her wet opening as Mindy pulled the dildo out. Megan's body got hotter and hotter as Mindy slowly worked the cock into a nice rhythm. She worked her fingers nice and hard into her pussy as the dildo continued to split open her backside. Mindy saw the cum starting to dribble out of Megan's pussy and smiled. She could hear the young girl moan louder and louder as her two lower orifices continued to get spread apart. Mindy then decided to slip one of her index fingers into Megan's pussy to join her own fingers. Megan squirmed at the fullness she now felt at both ends. The fingers stuffing her cunt were in tight as was the dildo in her ass. Her tiny body could only last a few minutes more before succumbing. Megan groaned loudly as she had the most intense orgasm she had ever had in her short sex life. She squeezed down hard on the fingers in her privates and the fake cock in her ass. Megan creamed all over her and Mindy's fingers before she was done and some of her cream even spilt onto her hand. Megan pulled her fingers out as did Mindy when her body finally calmed down. She waited until Mindy pulled the dildo from her rectum before she fell down to the bed. "How was it?" Mindy asked rolling Megan onto her back then pushing her head between the girl's legs to lick her puss clean. "It was awesome," Megan grinned nearly laughing as Mindy continued to clean her up. "I might have to try it sometime then," Mindy smiled finishing up on Megan's pussy before sucking her fingers clean. "Well, if you're ready to learn then get on all fours." As Megan finished her statement the phone rang. "You've got to be kidding me," she mumbled before answering the phone. "Parker residence." "Hey, Megan, it's mom." "What's up?" "Josh got into an accident and electrocuted himself. He's alright, but we're going to bring him home and I'm going to pick up Drake later. See you soon." "It figures the boob would do something stupid like that just when it was getting good here." "What happened?" "You're boyfriend somehow managed to electrocute himself. Now they're on their way home. Our night's ruined so go get dressed you little whore." "Megan!" "Do you want to give me the money back?" "No. I want something solid to show for tonight when you get me busted with Josh and he tells your parents," Mindy replied as she picked up her clothes. "Don't worry about the boob then. He's clueless about everything. And I've decided you are my whore if you're keeping the money. Next time let's do this for free and you'll be my girlfriend instead."