Note: This story was dynamically reformatted for online reading convenience. "Holy smoke, Rene," our neighbor Steve exclaimed as he opened the door for us. "You look stunning tonight. Why don't you dump this guy and you and I will party?" I chuckled at Steve's declaration. I had warned Rene when she put on the simple shift with the gathering under her braless breasts that she would be stirring up the hormones of our neighbor. We were headed to an all-to-infrequent night on the town with our good friends. Rene's maroon shift with four-inch heels and loose red hair brushing across the spaghetti straps of her dress screamed arousal. What I knew and Steve didn't, was that Rene wore the tiniest red thong under that shift and nothing else. Rene kissed his cheek and whispered, "Shut up. You'll hurt Selena's feelings." "Uh, I don't think so," Steve grinned at her. "She's touching up in the bedroom. Why don't you go see what she's up to?" I watched appreciatively as Rene's swagger disappeared across the entryway toward the bedroom. "How's it going, Steve," I extended a hand. "Good," he said. "Damn, Rene looks hot." "I told her she did," I confessed. "T think she planned it that way." "What `til you see Selena," Steve whispered. "I don't know what the two of them have planned, but they both are done up stunning." "Really?" I asked. "You think somebody's planning on getting laid tonight?" "No doubt," Steve said. "You want a drink? We've got about fifteen minutes before we have to leave." "Sure," I answered, and moved into the living room. Steve busied himself at the bar and brought me a hi-ball. "There you go," he said, taking his own to a chair across from the sofa where I sat. "I had the Tahoe detailed," I told him. "We can use that tonight if you don't mind." "That's great," he nodded. "Plenty of room. You don't mind driving?" "Not at all." "Here she is," Rene announced from the entrance to the hallway. My jaw dropped as Selena strode into the room. The first thing I noticed was her blonde hair gently waved to her shoulders. The light green sheen of the fabric caressed and emphasized every curve of her body, and ended just below the line of decency. Her thighs and legs were lightly tanned, sleek and looked like they ran from the floor to her shoulders. Her matching heels were complimented by sexy ankle straps and gave her two or three inches of additional height. Her lips were painted with a light pink and outlined to perfection. "Holy shit!" I breathed. "He's considering whether or not to take you up on your offer, Steve," Rene grinned at him. "What's that?" Selena asked, her voice with the timber of golden bells. "You're obtuse husband suggested I ditch mine and hook up with him for tonight," Rene smiled sweetly. "Really?" Selena asked. "Would you take me to dinner if my husband deserts me?" she directed to me. "Oh, yeah," I nodded enthusiastically. "And whatever else you wanted to do." "Oh, my!" Selena giggled. "That makes me all tingly." Rene walked across the room to stand by Steve. She turned toward me. "What kind of a couple would we make, darling?" she asked coyly. "Uh, very nice, I guess," I said. Selena smiled at Rene. "Cute," she said. "What about the two of us?" She stepped toward me and sat delicately next to me. I noticed the sparkle of the rings on her left hand. "Not bad," Rene said. "Not bad at all. You want to trade for the evening?" "She's joking," I told Selena. "Don't listen to her." "I don't think she's joking," Selena said very softly, leaning toward me and giving my right earlobe a lick of her tongue. Rene leaned over Steve so he had a clear view down the front of her dress. "Would you like to be my date for tonight, Steve?" He looked at me. I shrugged and gave him the up-turned palm sign of surrender. He glanced at Rene's globes and cleared his throat. "I, uhm, sure," he stammered. "If you'd like." "Good," Rene said, taking his chin in her hand and planting a long, moist, and tantalizing kiss on his lips. She stood up and looked at me. She winked and licked her lips. I knew the sign. Somebody was going to get one of her incredible blowjobs before the night was over. I just wasn't sure if it was going to be me or Steve. "Should we go?" Selena asked. "Uh, yeah," I said. "The Tahoe is right outside." Rene clambered into the back with Steve. I held the passenger side door open for Selena. She slithered into the seat and I closed the door. I went to the driver's side and climbed in. The drive to the elegant Carriage House was only about fifteen minutes. "Damn," Selena whispered to me. "I miss the old days of bench seats. This damned console won't let me sit next to you." "That's probably a good thing," I muttered. Selena twisted in her seat to observe the two in the rear. "Behave yourselves," she instructed them. "If I can't play, neither can you." Rene gave a low chuckle. "You chose the driver," she said. "That shouldn't affect the two of us." "It does because I said so," Selena warned them. The dinner at the Carriage House was superb. We managed to put away two bottles of wine with our meal and were feeling quite giddy. Well, they were. I abstained because of my responsibility as the driver. As the waiter collected the last of the dishes and the leather-bound payment folder, Selena noticed the lounge area with the small combo. "Look," she said in a sultry voice. "They've even got a dance floor. Let's go." We trouped into the lounge. The combo began in a few moments and Selena tugged me toward the square of laminate that sufficed for a dance floor. "I don't really dance," I protested. "Then come hold me in your arms and sway with me," she ordered. I reluctantly obeyed and followed the blonde dream to the dance area. She spun around and pressed herself against me. It was then that I noticed the heavenly scent she wore and was unable to resist the growing excitement in my pants. Selena held me tight to her, resting her head on my shoulder and administering tiny kisses to my neck. "You'll get lipstick on my collar," I joked with her, "and my wife will know." "Haven't you figured it out yet, darling?" she whispered, just audible over the music. "She already knows. So do I." "You planned this?" I asked, not a little astounded. She leaned back and smiled at me. Her eyes sparkled. "Rene, Steve and I did, yes. Rene and Steve really want to do each other," she whispered. She pulled my ear to her lips, "And, I can't wait to fuck you. From the feel of your cock pressing against me, I'd guess you're ready, too." The four of us had been neighbors for about five years. We'd shared backyard barbecues and Christmas and New Years parties. Occasionally we'd dance with each other's partners and flirted with one another. My wife was an incorrigible tease and would wear revealing outfits whenever Steve was in the area. Selena always seemed aloof and distant. While we enjoyed each other's company, I had always maintained a respectful distance. Until tonight, I'd never considered that things would progress to this level. A touch on my arm drew my attention to the other couple on the dance floor. Rene had her hands on Steve's shoulders. Steve held her close to him, his arms wrapped around her waist. I caught Rene's eye over Steve's shoulder. I gave her a questioning look and she returned the slightest of nods. We danced two more number before returning to our small table. Selena leaned toward Rene and whispered something in her ear. Rene nodded and the two of them stood up. Ladies room, I thought. "Let's go," Rene said. I stood up. "Where to?" "Our place," Selena answered. In spite of the console between us, Selena managed to place her hand in my lap and caress me until she could feel the outline of my growing rod. "Please," I begged her. "I can't concentrate." Things in the backseat had moved farther. The spaghetti straps of Rene's dress were gone from her shoulders. The top of her dress was folded to her waist and Steve was eagerly suckling at my wife's breasts. Rene groaned in delight. Steve's hand slid up the inside of her thigh until he made contact with her thong. He pushed it aside and plunged a finger into her. I heard Rene gasp, "Oh, fuck!" "I guess we're going to do this, then," I observed to no-one in particular. Selena smiled at me. "Yes, we are," she said, softly. "Everybody's okay with that?" I asked. I heard a gasp from the backseat, and another, "Oh, fuck!" from my wife. I took that as an affirmative. "We're all okay with it," Selena said. "Are you?" I hooked a thumb toward the backseat. Selena turned to look. She looked back at me and smiled. "I guess you are," she grinned. I pulled into the driveway of their home. Selena didn't wait for me to open her door. She was at the front door of her house by the time I'd rounded the nose of the car. "Are they coming?" I asked. "She probably is," Selena said. "I heard her breathing hard." "No, I mean..." She cut me off. "I know what you mean. Would you please get in here so I can come, too?" She opened the door and stepped into the entryway. She reached back, grabbed me by the beltline of my trousers and pulled me into the house, shutting the door behind us. She leaned into me, planting a very warm, very passionate, very French kiss on my mouth. "Jesus, Selena," I gasped. "I never knew." "Now you know," she said. She started up the hallway and beckoned me to follow her. "Where?" I said. "In there?" It was their bedroom. "This is where the bed is," she said. "But, I mean, it's yours and Steve's," I stammered. "Yeah? And Rene's." "Excuse me?" "Honey, Steve and Rene have been fucking in this bed for about three weeks. We just didn't know how to get you to come along." "Why?" I asked. "Why what?" "Why didn't she just tell me?" "Oh, I see. Darling, I'm fucking our neighbor. Why don't you come along and fuck his wife? Something like that?" I shook my head. "Yeah, something like that. You know, I don't care who Rene fucks as long as she comes home to me. I'm really disappointed that she felt the need to cheat behind my back." "What would it take to get you past it?" Selena asked. "I don't know," I admitted. "I guess she needs to tell me the truth." "You want a confession?" Selena suggested. "I guess." "Okay. I confess that I was pissed they were getting it on and I wasn't getting any strange. But, I'm about to fix that. How's that for a confession?" I laughed. "Okay," I said. "Next time, though, if you're going to fuck somebody, just tell me, okay?" "You'll be the first to know," she promised. "Unzip me. I'm getting ready to fuck you." I unzipped the green dress and watched as Selena let it drop to the floor. I guess I shouldn't have been surprise to find she wore no bra. Her breasts were firm and had pointed nipples and her belly looked flat but not hard. I gaped at her as I watched the green dress pool at her ankles. She followed it, kneeling in front of me and tugging off my belt and trousers. My cock poked through the opening in my boxers. Selena grabbed the outside leg and tugged them down until they lay in a pile on top of my trousers. "Would you forgive Rene if I sucked you off?" she asked. "I guess I've already forgiven her," I answered. "Okay. But, I'm going to suck you off anyway." She took hold of my meat, kissed the tip and sucked my length into her mouth. My knees went weak. I stumbled back toward the bed and sat down heavily. Selena followed me and once I got settled, reacquired her lip lock on my member. Her mouth was like a warm silk envelope. Her tongue played around the crown. She released it and planted a series of French kisses along the length to the root and back up its length. She licked up the underside from my balls to the tip, then slid my throbbing meat between her lips and into her mouth. "You do that well," I gasped. Selena hummed and pulled away. "This is a very nice cock," she said huskily. "I like how it feels in my mouth and between my lips." She kissed the tip once more before reinserting my meat in her mouth. I reached down to cup her breasts in my hands. I loved the weight and feel of their soft smoothness. The pointed nipples fascinated me. I rubbed my palms across them and engendered another hum of pleasure from Selena. "If you keep doing that," I groaned, "you're going to get a mouthful of come." Selena pulled back. "Is that a problem?" "Only if you want something else in a big hurry," I replied. She pressed on my knees and stood in front of me, naked except for a tiny white thong. She hooked her thumbs in the strings at her hips and pressed it down her thighs. She revealed a pair of gorgeously engorged labia topped by a thin landing strip of blonde hair. "Would licking this help make you hard again?" she asked innocently. "Uh, probably so," I said. "Why don't you give it a little try," she whispered, "and we'll see." I leaned forward and captured her hips in my hands. She took a couple of little steps forward. My lips came in contact with hers and my tongue stabbed between them, pushing against the hooded clit. Selena groaned. This time, it was my turn to pull back. "I think that would do it," I acknowledged. "It does it for me," Selena said. She dropped to her knee again and captured my cock in her hands, feeding it into her mouth. "You really want me to come in your mouth?" I asked. Selena nodded on my cock. "Will you come on my tongue later, then?" She nodded again. I gave myself up to the sensations her lips and tongue were generating through my loins. Selena put her hands on my shoulders and shoved me back on the bed. I slid my palms across her breasts and shoulders as I lay on the bed. "Oh, mercy," I groaned as my cock pressed against the roof of her mouth, her tongue vigorously stroking the underside. "You're not just beautiful," I told my seductress, "but you're really, really good." "She is good," I heard Steve say, surprising me. I opened my eyes to see Rene standing by the bed above my head, clad only in her tiny thong. "Mind if we join you?" she asked. "Word's out that you've been here before," I told her. She shucked her thong down her long legs and bent forward, planting a kiss on my forehead. "You turned me into a slut, pumpkin," she said. "I don't see why you'd be surprised." "I'm not surprised," I told her, groaning as Selena dug her tongue into the sensitive spot just below the crown of my cock. "I'm a little disappointed. All you had to do was tell me." Rene knelt on the bed above my head, her pussy only inches from me. "I know," she said. "I'm sorry. If it ever happens again I won't keep it a secret." She lowered herself until my nose brushed against her fragrant flesh. I stretch out my tongue and licked her lightly. "I'll never say no to you," I told her. Rene placed her hands on my waist and leaned forward. I gave her pussy a couple of more slow licks and felt her shiver. She raised herself off me and swung around to lay perpendicular to my body, her head on the pillows of the bed. "I'll be right here while Steve fucks me," she whispered. "You won't mind, will you?" I heard and felt Selena chuckle as my cock twitched with exhilaration. She released me long enough to say to Rene, "He won't mind. You should have felt his cock jerk when you said that." Then she dove back onto me, sending shocks through my groin. I could feel the bed move as Steve joined us. I couldn't see much from my position. But I could hear. "Come fuck me, baby," I heard my wife say to Steve. "Allan's made me wet and ready for you." Then I heard hear moan as he apparently seated his cock in her love canal. "Oh, yes!" Rene whimpered. "I love how your cock feels up inside me." I reached down and touched Selena's head. I was very close to coming and I wanted to let her know. She hummed through her nose and nodded her head. She grasped my nuts in one hand and held the root of my dick with the other. Her head bobbed on my shaft and her tongue pressed furiously against the bottom. My hips rose involuntarily as I felt the burning sensation begin behind my thighs. "Oh, God!" I cried out. "Here it comes!" Selena hummed again and began to swallow. I felt the first jets of my spunk race down my cock and into her waiting mouth. She held herself still, merely stroking the underside of me with her tongue, milking out my essence. I dropped my hips back into the bed, then lifted them again, pressing deep into her mouth. My hands caressed the sides of her head, her blonde hair feeling cool on my fingers, contrasting the heat of her mouth. Another spurt launch from within me, and I groaned with the release. "Of, fuck," I muttered, allowing her vigorous tongue to pull my come between her lips. When I was spent, I allowed my hips to return to the bed. Selena pressed her tongue the length of my come canal a couple of more times, then allowed my cock to slip from between her lips. With my hands still on her head, I pulled her up to me. She knelt on the bed and moved toward me. I saw her sparkling blue eyes framed by the drapery of her blonde tresses. I pulled her face to mine and put a warm, loving kiss on her lips. "That was just amazing," I whispered to her. "You are a goddess." She smiled broadly, then put her hand out above my head to caress the back of her husband as he fucked my wife. "Here," she whispered, taking my left hand in hers and guiding it above me until it was pressed against my wife's flesh. "Let's touch them while they're fucking," she whispered, her lips close to my ear. "We'll tell them we approve." I inhaled the scent of her as she stretched above me. My lips sought out one of those glorious nipples and I sucked it in, laving it viciously with my tongue. Rene's skin felt hot, soft, and firm. I could feel her muscles moving as she accepted and joined her lover in seeking their mutual pleasure. "You know," I whispered to Selena, "it might not take me all that long to be ready for you." She pulled her head back to where I could see her eyes. "Bullshit," she mouthed. "I'm expecting you to lick my pussy. I want it." I nodded. "Me, too," I whispered back. Selena pushed herself upright and crawled up my frame until she was perched above me. I could feel her knees pressing into Rene's side right next to the point where my hand remained in contact with my wife. Selena looked down at me from between her breasts. "Now?" she asked. "Please," I answered, and she lowered herself onto my face so I could lick and suck on her delectable pussy. Selena's flesh was warm and moist. I licked up the dew of her arousal and proceeded to explore the delicate folds. All the while, I was aware of the movements the bed was making as Steve plowed his way through my wife's furrow. Rene's moans of approval and words of encouragement only enhanced my own arousal. "Oh, yes, baby," she groaned;. "I love how you fuck me. That nice cock feels so good. Yes, baby," she moaned, "fuck me right here." A thousand questions flooded my mind. Why had Rene done this without me? What enticed Steve to forsake the goddess that was Selena for my Rene? Why wasn't Selena critical of Steve's behavior, and Rene's? Why had they waited so long to inform me, to invite me, to be honest with me? Fuck it, I thought. I've got this goddess pussy in my mouth and when my cock gets hard I'm going to pound it. What do I care what happened in the past? All that matters is now. I heard Rene again. Her words were breathless, a sure sign she was on the verge of an orgasm. "Oooo! Yes, Steve! Oh, keep fucking me, baby! I'm almost there." Selena's body twitched on mine and I heard her groan, too. I must have hit a good place. I tried again, seeking out the sides of her tiny nub. As my tongue hit the left side, she jerked. That was it. I backed away, shoved my tongue into her hole and then slid it back toward the left. "Oh, fuck! Yes!" Rene called out. "Fuck me, babe!" My hands felt her heave her body. Rene could be a thrasher when she was hot enough. "Fuck me in front of my husband, Steve!" she cried out. "Oh, Gawd that is so hot!" I left my tongue at the left side of Selena's little clit, moving it ever so slightly. Her hips jerked forward and back in an attempt to elicit sensation. The truth was that I was fully erect and anxious to slip it into Selena's tight hole. "Do you know how hot this is, Allan?" she whispered huskily. "You're touching your wife while she's fucking Steve, and eating my pussy as I'm feeling his ass pounding into Rene." I hummed an assent, flicking my tongue across her nubbin and sliding it into her welcoming hole. Selena hiked her hips forward again and I could feel the contraction in her love tunnel as she spasmed on my tongue. "Oh, shit! Yes! Fuck!" Rene cried out. Again, I felt her rise to meet the thrusts of her lover. "I'm coming, baby!" she wailed. "What a wonderful cock! Oh, gawd I love this cock!" Selena leaned backwards. "I want one of those," she whispered to me. "Are you ready?" "Oh, yeah," I told her. She scooted down my body until my cock bumped into her ass. She looked down at me, her blue eyes sparkling. "Oh, yeah, you're ready," she said. She rose onto her knees and grabbed my meat with her delicate fingers. She pulled me to her and slid it around her slash until it was positioned to enter her. "This is the first cock I've had since I married Steve," she whispered. Without another word, she slipped down on my stalk until I was completely buried into the tight, warm, silky recesses of her love canal. Her eyes still sparkled, but there was a smoky haze that dimmed them. "Oh, yeah," she said aloud. "That feels wonderful." "It does," I agreed. "You're as awesome as you look." Selena smiled and rocked forward, imparting a gentle scraping sensation to our joining. I groaned with a sense of loss as the cool air brushed across my rod. When Selena rocked backward, my meat was encased in her hot flesh. "I'm fucking Allan, Steve," she announced. "Does that make you hot, knowing his cock is inside me, in that place reserved for you?" "Ummm," Steve moaned, continuing his efforts atop Rene. "I hope you don't want me to stop," Selena teased him, "because I really like the way his dick feels in there fucking me." I shook my head in wonder. Rene had never teased me that way. I smiled to myself as I considered how sexy it sounded. Selena's silky envelope pulsed on my hardness. "God, I like fucking you," she whispered to me. I felt Rene's hand atop my head. We'd never been this close together as we engaged other partners, except for the one time on our cruise. Rene and our friend Rachel had just completed a gangbang with eight young college kids. I had plowed Rachel as her husband fucked Rene right next to each other on the bed. But we hadn't made physical contact with each other on that occasion. Selena bent forward and gave me a heart-stopping kiss, pausing just a minute from pumping herself on my staff. Her lips were soft, warm and hungry. Her blonde mane formed a curtain around us as she alternately plunged her tongue into my mouth and sucked mine into her. Her skin was smooth and warm as I caressed her naked back and wrapped my fingers around her waist. "Oh, fuck," she whispered, pulling back and allowing my rod to sink deeply into her warm nest. She looked at me with smoky eyes. "It's been thirteen years," she said. "Thirteen years since I've had another cock besides Steve's. I don't know why I waited that long." "Because you love him, darling," I whispered back. "You've been his beautiful, faithful wife for all those years. Now you're his beautiful, tempting, wicked, seductress. If he's anything like me, he will love you all the more." "I want to feel you come inside me," she hissed softly. "I want to be wicked with you." "Oh, fuck, yes!" Rene cried out. "Yes! Fuck me, Steve! I'm coming! God, yes! Come in me!" I could feel Steve's thrusts pounding in Rene through the bed. My wife clutched at my head. I grabbed her hand and squeezed it. She returned the pressure, clasping me and pulling against me, straining through her climax. Steve groaned and plunged into Rene. She whimpered, then cried out! "Oh, FUCK! YES! FUCK!" Rene pumped my arms forcefully about four times before I felt her relax and release her grip. I placed my hands on Selena's glorious breasts and raised my hips to meet her downward thrusts. I thumbed her nipples roughly. "Oh, fuck, yes," she hissed. "That will do it." Selena grinned evilly at me and pumped her hips at an ever-more-rapid pace, driving my cock deep inside her. I urged her on, mentally and physically with my rising thrusts and vicious tweaking of her nipples. "Come for me, beautiful," I growled at her. "Come for me so your husband can hear what a marvelous fuck you are." "Oh, God, yes!" she hissed. "Fuck me! I like feeling you fuck me. Make me come on your hot cock. Just fuck me! I love fucking you!" The burning started in my thighs. "Aw, shit, Selena," I moaned. "I'm coming. Please. I want you to come with me." My hot spurts burned their way along my length and I pushed my hips up to achieve the deepest penetration. Selena sat astride me, her eyes blank and her mouth open. We'd done it. Even with my own pulsations I could feel Selena's contractions around my meat, milking my seed out of my rod. A huge rush of air exploded from her lungs and she keened a moan of ecstasy. She leaned forward again and gave me a hard, wet kiss. It ended with a gasp as my cock eased halfway out of her canal. It pumped again, and she trembled. "Oh, fuck!" she exclaimed. "God! That felt so good!" She kissed me again, firmly and quickly then gasped again. +++++ "I don't care what you told Selena. You're pissed at me." "You know," I replied to my wife, "I don't think it's pissed. I am disappointed, though. That much I know." We returned to our own home at about two in the morning. Rene was one of those who believe couples should never go to bed angry at each other. She insisted we talk. "What did you think you were doing? I mean, I have never denied you anything. I've encouraged you. But, I thought we had an agreement. I'm confused," I told her. "You want an explanation," she stated. "That would be nice. I mean, hell, you lived with Stan; screwed him in our bed. During the cruise you spent nearly a week with Kevin. I'm just at a loss to understand why you would feel the need to keep it a secret for three weeks that you were boffing Steve. All you had to do was tell me." "Truth?" "Of course I want the truth." "I didn't want you to fuck Selena." "Why the hell not?" I was more astounded than angry. "Perfect tits, perfect ass, perfect legs, a mouth meant to be kissed, skin like alabaster, that wonderful voice of hers, and that hair? I can't compete with that." "What makes you think you have to compete?" "I don't know," Rene said softly. "So, why was tonight different?" "She's responsible for tonight," Rene confessed. "She said either she got to fuck you tonight or she'd tell you about my affair with Steve." "You're joking." Rene shook her head. "So all that crap about swapping dates was a ruse?" "Yes," she said simply. "I'm sorry, Allan." "For what, exactly?" "For cheating on you with Steve. For screwing him without telling you. For trying to keep you away from Selena. For all of it." "You didn't trust me," I said. "You didn't believe that I love you and only you. You thought I'd succumb to the delectable Selena and desert you. That's why you cheated." "Your're right," she said. "I was afraid if the two of you got together that I'd lose you." "That's why I'm disappointed and not mad, Rene. I'm disappointed that you didn't trust me enough to know that nobody, not even a Selena, will ever keep me away from you." "I'm sorry." "You already said that." "I promise it won't ever happen again," she said. "That sounds like a promise," I grinned. "It is," she said. "But, she is a good lay, isn't she?" "Oh, yeah," I achnowledged. "Better than me?" "Not fair, Rene. There's not any better or worse. She's different, that's all." "What makes her different?" "She's got this movement, kind of a hitch in her hips before she pulls away. It's unique and interesting," I said. "I think it's got something to do with making my cock hit her G-spot." "And I don't do that?" "You do it by positioning, I think. You raise your hips and keep them there so the head rubs across yours constantly." Rene looked at me with a steady gaze. "I want to try it her way." I shrugged. "Okay." "Now," she said. "Tonight. I want to take you to bed and fuck you just like she did." "That's not necessary, you know." "I want to try it," she demanded. "Are you going to help me or not?" "Let's go, then," I said. "You know I can't deny you." "Go get naked," she ordered. "I've got to pee. I'll meet you in the bed." "And what happens if you don't get it right? I mean, if it doesn't work for you." "We'll just have to keep practicing until it does," she said. She spun on a heel and headed out of the room. "Hey, Rene," I called to her. She stopped and turned toward me. "About the cheating thing with Steve? I forgive you. Don't do it again." She walked back toward me and took my head in her hands. She kissed my forehead. "What about," she whispered, "if I fuck somebody in secret and then come home and tell you all about it?" "That," I said firmly, "is a completely different thing. If it makes you hot, then you know, I am all for it."