Note: This story was dynamically reformatted for online reading convenience. 1- Prometheus : A Sex Parody for this movie of course without this crap about ovipositor and without this killing but we make the Engineers females and males and make them have affairs with the crew of the Prometheus ***** 2- Two female friends, one of them makes a sex reassignment surgery from female to male which includes more frequent surgical options include bilateral mastectomy (removal of the breasts) and chest contouring (providing a more typically male chest shape), and hysterectomy and bilateral salpingo-oophorectomy (BSO) (the removal of internal sex organs: womb, ovaries and fallopian tubes). Genital reconstructive procedures (GRT) use either the clitoris, which is enlarged by androgenic hormones (Metoidioplasty), or rely on free tissue grafts from the arm, the thigh or belly and an erectile prosthetic (Phalloplasty). In either case, the urethra can be rerouted through the phallus to allow urination through the reconstructed penis. The labia majora (see vulva) are united to form a scrotum, where prosthetic testicles can be inserted. Sex reassignment surgery is usually preceded by beginning hormone treatment with testosterone. And the ex female/now male have sex with her female friend **** 3 -Modern Man's Sexual Encounter with Mother of humankind : Biblical Eve or Mitochondrial Eve A modern male teenager return with time machine to encounter his ancestor, his forerunner, Eve, his grand grandddddddddddd mother, the mother of humankind and have sex with her and maybe impregnate her with his child and take the child back with him to the future. ***** 4- Saw : A sex parody of the movie Use the kidnapping and jigsaw game exactly like the movie but without horror or killing of course but sex instead of killing. **** 5- House of Nine : A sex parody of the movie Use the kidnapping and locking game exactly like the movie but without killing of course but sex (fuckfest) instead of killing. **** 6 - Middle eastern man with blonde blue-eyed woman: same like the seventh story but reverse. 7- Middle eastern secular Muslim woman without hijab or niqab with an American blond blue-eyed man, after Obama's and his NATO's, Khaliji and Turkish allies "Terrorist Theocratic Arab Spring" in the Secular Enlightened Arab Republics of Egypt, Syria, Tunisia and Libya. She met him in her country or in his, as a tourist and fall in love with him and marry him without converting him to Islam, she likes him as he is without change. And they will have two children named Ramsis and Nefertari, carrying the Egyptian and American blood in their veins, one of the two children is blond like the father and the other dark-haired like the mother. Finally they return to Egypt and visit the Egyptian museum in Cairo and the American blond father thanks statues of Ramesses II and Thutmose III, Cheops, and Hatshepsut for their daughter, their gift: his wife, that he too love her Egyptian cuisine and dishes she's cooking for him in USA. 8- And stories about some celebrities like Jim Caviezel, Emmanuelle Chriqui, Lena Olin, Taraji Penson, Mimi Rogers, Evan Rachel Wood, Annette Bening, Molly Parker, Gena Rowlands, Tzipi Livni, Elisha Cuthbert, Owen Wilson, Fanny Ardant, Kristen Wiig, Genesis Rodriguez, Meryl Streep, Robin Wright, Naomi Russell, Ariana Jollee, Keri Russell, Catherine O'hara, Vera Farmiga, Julie Delpy, Natascha Mcelhone, Paz Vega, Geena Davis, Stellan Skarsgard, Athena Karkanis, Lola Glaudini, Pornstars Memphis Monroe, Diana Doll, Alexis Texas, Annette Haven, Eva Angelina, Bobbi Eden, Terri Summers, Barbara Summer, Jada Fire, Asia Carrera, Mariesa Arroyo, Rebeca Linares, Vanessa Leon, Trina Michaels, Gianna Michaels, Tyler Faith, Emma Cummings, Charley Chase, Audrey Bitoni, Isis Love, Isis Nile, Melanie Jagger, Chloe Dior, Samantha Strong, Christy Canyon, Phaery Burd, Stacy Valentine, Gracie Glam, Harmony Rose, Chanel Preston, Krissy Lynn, Sienna West, Nina Mercedez, Julia Ann, Lisa Ann, Jeanna Fine, Jessie James, Maria Arnold, Stacy Carpenter, Jenaveve Jolie, Melissa Loren, Melody Max, Silvia Saint, Nikki King, Veronica Jett, Cherokee who was in the movie Cherokee: Flesh On Fire (2003), Rachel Ashley, Aunt Peg, Ashlyn Gere, Dyanna Lauren, Connie Peterson, Alicia Rhodes, Brooke Lee Adams, Sophie Dee, Avy Scott, Barbara Moose, Pornstars Paul Thomas, John Holmes, Kevin James, Alex Sanders, Marc Wallice, Michael Stefano and Mick Blue and Manuel Ferrara and Mr Marcus, Sean Michaels. 9- A story about sex with an one-eyed woman with an eye patch.