Aug. 18, 2009 Tuesday

Chapter 1

Joe's sweetie was in his arms when he woke and looked at the clock. They only had 1 ½ hours half to pick up Shirley and get to the lottery office, which seems like a lot of time, but when you take a shower with your sweetheart it's not. Joe leaned over and kissed her, "You know, we better get going. It's 9:00 and we have to pick Shirley up and be to the lottery office before 10:30."

She hopped out of bed, grabbed his hand and took him into the shower with her. Before they got in, Jodi asked, "Would you mind if we stop by and seen my dad?"

He said, "That is a great idea, but we might not be driving. If we take that place we will see him real soon."

She said, "You are right, I was so happy that I wanted him to see you again. You know I should call Shirley and make sure she is up since she worked so late last night."

They took their time taking their shower, but nothing really went on. Then she called Shirley, she was up so Joe and Jodi ate breakfast before getting dressed to go over to her place. After they arrived, they were surprised that she was still naked, wondering what they were wearing, so she went and put on a sundress like Jody had on, but without underwear. Then it was time to leave for the lottery office. When they got there, the check was ready for Joe. The office manager said, "This check is good at any bank in the USA, thanks for playing the lottery and I hope this doesn't stop you from playing more."

They thanked her and left for the bank, Shirley said, "I need to see the bank manager, please."

A lady asked, "What do you need to see him for?"

She said, "I have a check here, that I need to talk to him about."

She called him then said, "The manager will be right out."

She came out and said, "Yes, how may I help you?"

Shirley said, "We are here to open a business account, but we really want to talk to you in private."

She said, "Okay, but this better is a real big account, because I only do big accounts."

Shirley whispered to her, "How does $75,000,000 dollars sound?"

She said, "Please, let me take you back to my office, Sarah for no reason, bother me." When they got back to her office, she said "I'm sorry! I never thought people dressed like you would have that much money."

Shirley said, "No problem, we just came from the lottery office and we are going to look for property to start a nudist resort after we get done here. Jodi and Joe here had the only winning ticket. We are dressed this way, because we are nudists, and normally don't wear anything."

She asked, "Okay what type of business account do you want?"

Shirley said, "We really aren't sure yet, but we need a way to get a hold of the money quickly, so when we get it started we can figure that out. I'm the business manager for them, Shirley Smith; this is Joe Jackson and his girlfriend Jodi Harris."

She asked, "Okay, so you want an account with all your names on it, right? Do you have an idea for the company name?"

They all talked it over, then Joe said, "We are going to call it, 'Fun in the Sun Resort', how does that sound?"

That will work. Are you incorporating? If you are I will check with the state, and make sure the name isn't in use, and then I'll get the paperwork done for you."

Shirley said, “We have an appointment with Jones and Associates to look at places later today and Thursday to set up investment accounts."

She said, "I will have you set up to use the account today, since this check is from the California Lottery Office. I know Susan, and will coordinate with her to get all your accounts working together. But it will be will temporary checks for now and I'll send a note with you so they know the checks are good it’s a new account."

They all signed the paperwork, got the stuff they needed and headed out to lunch before going to see Amy at Jones and Associates.

Chapter 2

When they arrived at Jones and Associates, Tina was sitting behind her desk naked, "Hi Joe, I see you brought another person with you."

Yep, this is my girlfriend, Jodi Harris. Jodi, this is Tina James, one of the two girls I was telling you about."

Are you here to see Amy?"

Yes, we are, but can we also see Terri? I want to introduce her to Jodi."

Let's see if I can get both of them out here."

She turned the intercom on, "Terri Thomas and Amy Wilson, reception, please. Joe Jackson is here. He brought someone that wants to meet Terri before you leave."

They both came out, and then I introduced them to Jodi before we left to go new resort hunting.

We went out and got in Amy's car and Jodi said, "You know, either one of them would be a good secretary for us. They both are hotter than hot. Why were they both naked? Is this a nudist company?"

Amy said, "That was started by me accidentally, when I wanted to be naked for the meeting there, and then Terri joined Shirley and me. Before the meeting started their boss, Susan joined us in stripping. She had to leave the room, and forgot she was naked, met her brother and partner in the hall on her way to Amy's office. John, her brother, said they could be naked, except when meeting clients, so while Shirley was talking to Tina and Terri, Susan and Amy both came in naked."

The first property we looked at was the place in Crestview, since it was the closer.

When we arrived, the owner was doing some clean up and was glad to show us around, Shirley started asking questions, "How far are you from BSC?"

He asked, "The school is less than 5 miles away, but the girls still come over here anyway. I have seen some of them working in the stores here naked."

Shirley asked, "Can you tell more about this place?"

He said, "This was a campground before my wife died. Since then, my family mostly moved away, because of their jobs. That is why I am selling it, to be closer to them. There is a 3-bedroom apartment upstairs, you are standing in the office, the game room is over there, behind the office, and behind this wall is the Laundromat and beside that are the showers. There are 4 cabins on the grounds, but they have not been used in at least 6 months. It's too hard for me to take care of this place by myself. There are over 150 campsites here, and also a pond near the middle of it. I'm asking 1.2 million right now, but I have been trying to sell it for 2 months."

Shirley asked, "Do you have a number we can get back to you at? We have another property to look at out by Wilson."

He gave us the phone number and we left for Wilson. Amy said, "We have to stop by the Jack Ray's office and get the key, what did you think about that place?"

Chapter 3

Jodi said, "Joe and I were talking, last night, and now we're thinking about buying both of them."

Shirley said, "What?"

Jodi said, "I came up with the idea of adding some apartments at one of them, so the students can have a place to stay with doors on them. You know the girl's dorms have none. Everyone here can be up-front about being a nudist, but still have privacy, if they want it. And, the employees from Wilson will be able to stay during the week, while they are at school."

Shirley said, “You know that doesn't sound like a bad idea."

We arrived at the office and Jodi went in with Amy, and said, "Hi Jack Ray, how you been doing? Are Michelle and the kids doing OK?"

Wow, Jodi has you ever changed. Jack Jr. is a senior now, and Elle is in 7th grade. Michelle is doing great. What brings you here? Amy is here to get the key code for the campground; Joe Jackson and I are looking to buy it."

Jack asked, "Hey, you are back with him again after all these years? How can you afford that? They want 5 million for it."

Jodi said, "Joe and I hit the lottery big Saturday night."

Jack said, "I'm not too busy, would you mind if I come out and show you around."

Amy said, "That would be awfully nice of you."

We went back to the car, while Jack locked his office up. We followed him out to the campground. Jodi said, "Let's surprise him by all getting naked after we get out of the car."

Amy asked, "Are you crazy? Doing that in front of him?"

Jodi said, "Why not? Shirley and I did a wet T-shirt contest Saturday night, and I like being naked. Shirley was surprised, after I caught up with her again. See, we were roommates at BSC the last couple years, but don't see each other during the summer."

They all agreed to do it except for Amy, she was afraid that he would get pissed, but Jodi asked her, "How can any guy get pissed at seeing us naked?"

He unlocked the gate and drove about ¼ a mile up a long drive, before stopping in front of a large building. Jack got out and unlocked the door, turned around to see if we were behind him and saw the 3 of us naked. "OK, what is going on here?"

Jodi asked, "Joe is planning to turn this into a nudist resort, so we got naked to look around. Is that all right with you?"

Jack said, "You know you can do what you want. Jodi, I would never complain about you being naked. Sorry, Joe, but that's my story, and I'm sticking with it. The owner is selling this one like it is which includes the furniture."

Amy went ahead and took her dress off, which surprised him ever more, "My office is now naked, when we have no clients coming in."

Jack thought, "Oh my god, this is unreal. Should I leave and let them look around or stay and enjoy the view? Jodi's friend sure has a nice set of knockers. The view here is a better than what I see in Marilyn A Go Go, they normally only go topless. These three women are looking than anyone that works there."

Jodi asked, "What is the owner's bottom? We are paying cash if we like it."

While you look around, I will check with them. Neither of us expected a cash offer."

We started the tour on the main floor of the two-story building. As you walked in, there was the check in area, right in front. Off to the right was a snack bar. Shirley said, "That's something we never had on our list, but it's a good idea."

Then, across from that were the restrooms. To the left of the desk was a game room, which led you out of the building and back into the gym, "Wow, this is nice having a gym here, but I wish it had a pool, besides the outdoor swimming pool," she added.

Yes, but that is something we can add, right off the gym," Jodi said.

Going outside, we saw some cabins and looked around at them. Shirley said, "They all need some work, but this is real nice with the oceanfront view out there."

Then we went back inside and went upstairs. There were four bedrooms, two baths, a kitchen and a living room, Joe said, "We know you have the whole up here for staff for now until we open, and then put them up in some of the cabins, and this place would work out great."

Jodi said, “That is right as of now we don’t know the size of staff we are going to need.”

Shirley asked, "Amy, can you give us a minute? We have a few things to talk over."

Amy said, "You got it; I'll wait over there and look at the view."

Shirley said, "Okay, you guys, what do you think?"

Jodi said, "I really like this place and would like to see what the bottom line is."

Shirley said, "It really has possibilities, especially with you wanting both of them."

Joe agreed.

We walked over to Amy and Shirley said, "We would like to buy both places, depending on what answer Jack gets for us."

Amy said, "I can't believe that answer, but if that's what you want, I have no objections. May I ask why you want both of them?"

Shirley said, "We are talking about making apartments at the other one to rent, plus a place for people to stay off campus, while going to school at BSC. Also, the ones working here can get a place to stay while they are going to school during the week."

Amy said, "That's a great idea; let's go talk to Jack and see what he has to say."

We walked downstairs and he said, "I just talked to the owners and they said, since you are paying cash they can do it for $4.5 million, how does that sound?"

We all looked at each other, and Shirley said, "We will take it, how soon can we close?"

Jack said, "Since I have power of attorney, we can close today. But we have to go back to my office to do it. We have had all the inspections done, and the paperwork is there. The title search is only a week old, and, since there's no new construction, we don't need all the building forms. So, we are good to go."

So we followed him back to the office, and Jack phoned the owners to tell them what was going on. They were glad to get it off their hands, and Okayed everything, so we closed on the place. Jack told us to stop by tomorrow, he would have the deed for us. We walked out to the car and Amy called the guy back at Cedarville. He was still there, so she told him we would be there in less than an hour. After we arrived, Shirley said, "We would like to buy the place, but you don't have to hurry up and move out, because we bought both places. How about we give you until the 29th to move out?"

That sounds awfully nice of you, thanks. Let me see if I can get us an appointment set up to close on this next week." He called the closing company and then said, "We can get in Tuesday at 1:00 if that's okay with you."

That would be fine. Thanks for doing it so fast. We don't need occupancy until we start back to school."

That was no problem. I really want to get rid of this place; the taxes are killing me now."

Thanks. We will see you at the meeting."

Then we drove back to the office, "Amy after the closing on Tuesday can we take you out to dinner?"

That sure is nice of you, yes you may. I will make sure my whole afternoon is free."

We will meet you in Crestview, before 1:00 then, since we will be coming from Wilson."

That's fine. Thanks for using me to find your places. Bye till Tuesday."

Chapter 4

At dinner, Joe said, "What you think about going hunting for a new car? After all we were eating here."

Jodi asked, "Sweetie, what are you thinking about buying?"

He said, "What you think about a Hummer, since we can afford it now that sounds like a great idea to me?"

Jodi said, "Oh yea, which does sound like a good idea. You know, we should check into renting a truck for tomorrow to move everything out there."

Shirley said, "That would be a very good idea. But, it might make more sense to look at buying a smaller one. Something we don't need a CDL for, but with both properties, we will probably need something larger than a pickup."

I paid the bill and we headed over to the Hummer dealer and looked around.

A salesperson came up to us and said, "Hi I'm Ken, may I help you find something here?"

Shirley said, "We are looking for a Hummer with dark tinted windows and loaded. We plan on paying for it by check, too."

He showed us three different ones, then on the fourth one, I said, "That's the one I'm looking for, just the color I like." It was Dark Blue tinted with silver.

We all headed inside to a booth, Ken said, "We are selling it right now for $36,000.00. Is that price right for you?"

Shirley said, "I was thinking more like $30,000.00." I added that we were trading in the car we drove in with.

He went back and talked to his boss, then came back and said, "The lowest offer my boss will allow is $31,500.00."

I said, "That's great, we'll take it." Then I wrote him the check and he took it to his manager to be approved while he and I filled out the paperwork on the Hummer. When we were done, he found out the check had cleared and he went and got us Hummer prepped and gassed-up for me before we left in it.

After the three of us arrived home, I saw 3 high school boys outside playing basketball, "Hey guys, I'm Joe. We want to know if you would like to make some money tomorrow."

Jim asked, "Sure, but what do we have to do?"

He said, "We are moving 3 apartments from here to Wilson, how about $100 each?"

Jim said, "You have a deal, what time are you wanting us?"

He said, "How about 7:30? That way we can get done early."

Shirley called the u-haul dealer and arranged a truck for us, so we could get moved quickly. Later we relaxed and watched TV until bedtime.