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 This includes specifically (but not limited to) reading on if you are 
under 18- 21 in some localities  If you are underage you must leave 
now. If you're young and curious, this is not the place to get the 
straight story. You act like this and people will look at you strange 
and give you a wide berth. Also, don't try this at home. Some of this 
stuff is just plain wrong, most of it is unsafe in the present viral 
climate and some of it doesn't work in this universe. They are stories. 
They deal with ideas, fantasies and thoughts that might not even be 
pleasant in real life. Thoughts are like that. Fantasies are there so we 
can toy with the sensations without feeling or inflicting the pain, 
deeper or humiliation. End Sermon.

		Lamers Unite
 This is the kind of stuff I find on the net all the time-I thought I'd 
write some too. I've actually had sex like this, but if it was as 
boring as this story, I wouldn't have bothered. So read this and 
guess what sex is really like-- you lamers

 		Chapter One
	My sister Lisa was having one of her rotten old girlfriends 
over today. Even if it sounds like I'm only 16, I'm really like 26 or 
something but I live at the same place as my sister. We don't still 
live at home, but for some reason she has a bedroom next to mine 
at like 28 years old. Maybe its because I'm a total dweeb like I 
sound.
	So Frannie, the girlfriend's name, comes over and, like, she 
goes- what's the kid here for and I go- like, I live here. And Lisa 
goes- yeah, like I can't throw him out. So they whisper a bunch and 
giggle and then Lisa goes- you gotta leave us alone, like for real, 
but you can stay.
	So I'm in my room putting together this muzzle-loader 
when I head them giggling real wicked over in Lisa's room. I know 
I've, like, promised Lisa and everything, but I figure I ought to take 
a look to see if they're like okay and everything.
	So I look in and they're dancing around with this sexy 
underwear on and a bunch more spread out on the bed. Then Lisa 
goes- try this one , holding up a bra. And Frannie goes- okay 
and TAKES OFF THE BRA SHE'S WEARING so I can see her 
tits naked. I get a hard-on right away even though Frannie puts on 
the other bra and then I see her nipples poke out through openings 
in the bra.
	They're trying on sex lingerie in there and I decided to 
watch quietly. Then my SISTER takes off her panties and puts on 
ones that don't have a crotch at all. Her hairy snatch is hanging out 
and she like shakes it a Frannie.
	They're like all giggling, and I'm rubbing my dick through 
my underwear. Then they grab each other and, like, roll on the bed. 
I was, like, going don't shoot it in your underwear, hold on, hold 
on, when I saw that. Then they started kissing and it wasn't like a 
little friendly kiss. They were like, going, suck my tongue, baby 
and I did shoot in my underwear.
	Fortunately I'm like 26 and young enough to get it up again 
quick, because the girls weren't stopping. Frannie slid down and 
started LICKING Lisa on the crotch right through the underwear. I 
was like going- no way! Like, my sister is a homo lezbo fag? I 
don't think so. But Lisa liked it and made Frannie get up and put 
her pussy right over Lisa's face.
	She pulled the panties aside and like, stuck a finger in 
Frannie's pussy. It was the reddest looking pussy I had ever seen 
and it sucked at Lisa's finger. And Lisa was going- in and out with 
that finger and Frannie was making slurping sounds at the other 
end. They were like, lezbos, and I was going- do I stroke myself 
off to this? Does that make me queer?
	But then the part I'm telling you this for happened. Lisa, 
like goes- I think I smell a rat. And Frannie goes- wanna catch it? 
And Lisa goes- yeah, it might be fun. Then like nothing happens 
for a minute and then- boom!- they jump out and run to the door.
	I didn't have time to get away and they like surrounded me. 
I'm standing there in my underwear with these girls around me and 
I'm like blushing all over and stuff. They were going- like, we like 
our underwear better, don't you? and what makes the front of those 
underpants push out like that?
	I like, couldn't cry or nothing because I'm, like 26 and all, 
but I was trying to like apologize for peeping at them. They said it 
was, like, real bad and I'd have to make it up to them or they'd have 
to punish me. I was glad I so scared because I almost shot my wad 
in my underwear again having them standing around me with their 
pussies all naked and Frannie's nipples sticking out of that bra.
	So they go- what you going to do to make it up to us? And 
I go- like, I don't know. And they go- then we'll think of something 
for you. And then they got totally evil looks on their faces and 
made me go into Lisa's bedroom.
	Except Frannie pulled down my underwear as I walked in 
the room and my boner was like, going- Boiiimg!! up in front of 
me. Lisa like looks at that and does this pretend to be shocked 
thing and goes- watch out! it looks like it's going to go off. And 
Frannie goes- look in his underpants- he already did!
	And I know they're like older and stuff but I'm still 
surprised they know all about this guy stuff and I'm like, turning 
red to be naked in front of my sister. They're not even curious or 
nothin' about my boner- they go- we ought to do something with 
that.
	And I go- come on, not in front of my sister and Frannie 
goes- see- Lisa, he wants to do you from behind. And Lisa like 
turns around and goes, why don't you like, put it in for me. And I'm 
staring at my SISTER'S snatch- right up into her pussy and they 
want me to like, FUCK MY SISTER right there. And Frannie 
goes, hey- like, no way- you can fuck him all the time - I get to go 
first.
	And like, Frannie had my dick in her hand and everything, 
so I just did what she wanted. I mean, she's all - my legs are spread 
-put it in me and, like, I'm all holy shit- what's going on? Well, 
what was going on was Frannie pulling me to her by the dick. 
	She put me in her thing and it felt, like, good. Then Lisa is 
all pushing on my butt and I'm, like, hey- you're my sister, stop 
touching my butt. But Frannie was holding me and I was, like, 
helpless and pretty soon I was like, going I'm going to shoot again- 
don't make me shoot inside you- 'cause I know about making 
babies and everything and I don't want to marry Frannie.
	And they go, for sure, we're going to just let you go after 
you've been looking at our naked stuff and everything. Like, shut 
up and make Frannie happy.
	And Frannie got all, like, excited as I did the sex thing and  
I said, like I'm going to shoot it and I mean like right now. And she 
was all, like oh god oh god you're giving me an orgasm of 
monstrous proportions, and she goes, you keep up that sex stuff 
and I mean, like you do that stuff real good.
	Then I shot off right inside Frannie and she goes, that was 
the best ever, like you're a big stud and she's all hot for me after I 
put my stuff in her.
	So Lisa goes, don't get crazy on me, like he's only a 26-
year-old kid and stuff. And Frannie goes, don't, like tell me that, 
you let him put that stuff in you and you'll be all, like hot for him 
too. And I break in and I go, hey, I don't want to do it with my 
SISTER! Like that's really gross! And they both go, shut up and I 
mean it.
	They're going, you still gotta get punished for peeping and, 
like, you'll do what we want. So they, like, push me down and sit 
on me and they're going- get it up for us, like right now. And I'm 
all, I can't, Frannie took it from me. And they go, well you get it 
back, right now, we're not kidding.
	But that didn't work at all. So they get all, well you better, 
like try harder. And then Frannie goes, like you're his SISTER, like 
he's always telling us, maybe he'd really be all hard and stuff if you 
were to, like, kiss it. And I'm like, all struggling and going, no- not 
my lezbo fag SISTER, for christ's sake. And she kissed it anyway 
and I'm like getting hard right away because it's, like, so dirty and 
junk.
	Well, Frannie goes, hey, he's, like ready for love now. And 
Lisa is all, yeah, but he called me a lezbo fag queer and all and, 
like, I don't like that. And Frannie goes, then we'll make him, like 
sorry he said it, so get all hot again and we'll, like make him go all 
faggy with you.
	I was like, all, no way, but they were bigg.., there were two 
of them and they made me get all girlie with lipstick and makeup 
stuff and put sexy underwear on me. They used the ones with no 
crotch at all so my thing still stuck out and they were like, all 
going, oooo, you're a hot girl, you're a girly man.
	And then Frannie makes me get up behind Lisa and takes 
my thing and like puts it on MY SISTER's pussy and then she's all 
pushing on my butt like she was a guy and making my thing go 
into my sister. I'm all, don't make me do this, it's, like really creepy 
and they are like all laughing on me.
	And I'm dressed like a girl and all and Frannie is acting like 
a boy and all and I'm going, what can I do? I was, like freaking out 
and Lisa was all moving her butt and stuff and going, I'm getting it 
from MY BROTHER. And that made me go all tingly inside and 
I'm all trying not to shoot again- not in MY SISTER. But Frannie 
keeps like doing sex things with me and I can't help it.
	When I shoot off, Lisa goes, my god Frannie yes, MY 
BROTHER is a hot stud, like I don't believe that at all. But I'm so 
hot from this stuff in me from MY BROTHER.
	And then they let me go, but they're all you're real good and 
stuff. You can come and do the sex stuff to us any time. And I'm 
like trying to figure out what I'm going to do now.
  Like, The End