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Archive name: drvargas.txt
Authors name: Homer Vargas
Story title : ASK DR. VARGAS

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Ask Dr. Vargas (MF, M+f, Manichaeism)
By Homer Vargas

Thanks to Jane Urquhart for proofreading this.

Attention: Most people will find the following transcripts 
of three of Dr. Homer Vargas's advice sessions extremely 
disturbing and offensive.  No one without the direst need 
for help with these problems should be reading this.  
Children under 25 should GO AWAY!

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

Ask Dr. Vargas

Greetings again.  As those of you who have visited this 
website before know, I am Dr. Homer Vargas, a licensed on-
line sexual therapist.  The State has assigned me the 
rather unpleasant duty of advising unfortunate souls who 
are caught in the grip of various perversions of a sexual 
origin.  While I try to give scientific answers to the 
questions that sinners pose to me, remember that the origin 
of most problems is in the heart and evil desires of an 
unregenerate soul.  Prayer and self-flagellation will 
enable you to deal with most problems.
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Dear Dr. Vargas,

The man I have been paired with for the last three 
years and I have a problem.  Recently we have been assigned 
to produce another child, but have been having little 
success.  Doctors say there is nothing physiologically 
wrong with either of us and that we should just 'keep 
trying.'  We want to do our duty and therefore have been 
coupling frequently.  Our problem is that we are beginning 
to develop feelings for each other.  When he is coupling 
with me, my partner sometimes blurts out things straight 
out of old pornographic books like, 'I love you, darling.' 
I have said things just as bad.

I'm embarrassed to tell you this, but I think the 
origin of our problem is that we actually have started to 
enjoy the coupling process.  As a matter of fact, I think 
my partner secretly enjoyed it all along.  It sort of grew 
on me.  I was not too worried, however, until a few nights 
ago.  My partner has trouble with the recommended "poke and 
shoot" method and had been coupling with me for nearly a 
half hour, sawing his rather large penis in and out of me 
with considerable energy.  Suddenly I suddenly felt a 
strange tingling between my legs which just grew and grew 
until I was spasming and bucking and screaming incoherently 
and passed out.  I can't tell you the obscene words my 
partner said I shouted.

When I awoke, my partner still had his arm around me, 
though he was asleep.  He must have delivered quite a 
volume of semen into me, because it was still dribbling 
out.  Since the "saw and spasm" technique seemed to produce 
the most semen, we have been repeating it several times 
nightly.  Dr. Vargas, I just don't know what to do!  It 
feels good!  I know that's wrong, but it does.  And I want 
to keep on coupling and for that spasming to happen again 
and again.  Please help me!

				Perverted Partner

Dear Perverted:

	You are wise to have written me and I am glad you have 
decided to seek professional help with this problem before 
it becomes any more ingrained.  Part of your problem comes 
from unhealthy reading material.  If you still have any of 
those vile old books that sought to glorify "love" and 
"affection" and - what was worse - even suggest that such 
emotions properly were associated with reproduction, 
destroy them immediately and tell the authorities where you 
got them.  Mere possession of pornography, if you come 
forward and confess and help the police track down the 
purveyors of this filth, will usually be punished by only a 
few lashes.

	As for the sensations you report during coupling, that 
is something that does occasionally happen to unfortunate 
pairs like you who have to couple repeatedly to produce 
your assigned offspring.  The sensation itself is just a 
electrochemical event and, as such, is not blameworthy, 
however troubling it may be.  Moral fault comes from 
actively desiring to experience the sensation as you have 
confessed.  For this you must go to a spiritual advisor and 
follow his counsel regarding penance.

	Since you must continue to couple if you are to produce 
the offspring required of you, your partner and you must 
find ways of making the experience truly distasteful.  I 
suggest you schedule your couplings at the end of 
particularly stressful experiences, perhaps the penance 
your spiritual advisor will impose.  "When the notion 
strikes" is the very worst time.  Do not let your partner 
couple with you for more that about five minutes at a time.  
Insist that he master the "poke and shoot" like other men.  
It goes without saying that he should avoid ejaculation for 
several days before a coupling to improve the alacrity of 
his discharge.

	For your part you can help by lying extremely still and 
keeping your legs fairly tightly closed.  Splayed legs are 
obscene and can incite the very behavior you need to avoid.  
Try keeping the lights out and coupling under covers so 
neither you nor your partner sees too much of the other's 
naked flesh.  Repulsive as nudity is to us rationally, 
during a coupling, it can excite the vilest emotions.

	If you do experience "pleasurable" sensations during 
coupling, do not under any circumstances allow your partner 
to know this.  Remain silent except to complain that "it 
hurts."  You can also tell him to hurry up, you've got 
better things to do than lie there waiting for him to 
"poke" you.

	Concerning the specific problem that drove you to 
consult me, I am afraid to tell you I believe you have 
experienced "orgasms."  My heart goes out to you.  Only a 
few women are so unlucky as to experience orgasm during 
coupling.  Usually only perverts experience orgasm after 
prolonged stimulation of the genitals with their own or 
their partner's figures or - among the totally reprobate - 
mouth and tongue.  Avoiding these vile practices enables a 
normal woman to go through life without having to deal with 
orgasms.  You will just have to try harder.  Going without 
sleep for a long period before coupling may also help.  
Some experts think that being too fit may contribute to 
experiencing orgasms.  You might consider putting on an 
extra fifty pounds or so.  At the least this will help your 
partner consider coupling more of the chore it was meant to 
be.

	Remember, producing offspring should not be and does 
not have to be pleasant.  It's up to you not to let it.

Dr. Vargas

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Dear Dr. Vargas.

	My partner and I are at the end of our rope.  We have
a female offspring who had never given us any trouble until 
about a year ago.  She was a shy, studious, modest child.  
When puberty hit, she just went crazy.  It began when her 
body began to change.  Unfortunately she just does not fit 
the "ironing board" silhouette that most girls want.  The 
poor thing found her mammaries growing and growing and 
growing.  By 15 she was already up to a 32A bra and the 
other children in school would "moo" at her as she went by.

	We suspect the social rejection had a profound effect 
on her.  School authorities started sending us notes that 
she was refusing to wear her chador.  One day she 
apparently rolled up her gown and exposed the entire 
expanse of flesh from the top of her socks all the way up 
to her calf!

	More recently she had fallen in with a gang with 
obscure and disgusting habits.  We believe that children in 
this group pair up -- by themselves - to study, or snack, 
or listen to "music."  We have heard that these children -- 
with the acquiescence of the parents of some of these 
delinquents -- hold hands!  We have warned our offspring 
that this is unhealthy, but we fear she engages in the 
practice, anyway.

	We have tried to interest her in normal recreational 
sex allowed for hormone relief.  Our local temple sponsors 
events weekly at which young males and females can couple 
anonymously with no danger of emotional entanglement.  She 
refuses to attend these "orgies," as she calls them.  She 
insists that she only wants to be with her what's-his-name.

				Deeply Perplexed.

Dear Deeply,

	Yours is a growing problem, but no less real and 
troubling for that.  "'Everybody's problem' is a fool's 
consolation."  It is possible that your offspring is just 
going through a phase of adolescent rebellion and has 
chosen romanticism and volitionism as the handiest weapons 
with which to lash out at adult society.  Nevertheless, you 
are right to be upset by your offspring's behavior.  Can 
you imagine the havoc to society if pairing decisions were 
left to chance and physical attraction among children?  I 
do not want to alarm you, but it could happen.  Children 
who spend time together holding hands can grow up to be 
adults who think they should choose their own mates and 
make coupling and reproduction into an expression of 
"love."

This is not as absurd as you may think.  A few 
generations ago, that was the norm, or at least the 
professed ideal of the society.  In practice it was not 
that bad, as most people acted more like the youngsters at 
your local temple.

I'm sure you have tried reasoning with your offspring.  
The time has come for more drastic actions.  Some well-
meaning caregivers would resort to force, but I believe 
there is a better way, at least one that deserves a try.

Get her drunk.  When she is very tipsy, take her to one 
of the temple events you describe and let nature take its 
course.  Likely she will crawl home the next morning 
covered in semen, having been coupled with more times than 
she can remember by unknown young males.  If you time it 
right you can probably ensure she is returns impregnated.

This will almost surely destroy her standing with the 
gang she has been hanging out with and will probably create 
a lasting distaste for sex that will serve her well for the 
rest of her life.  This may seem cruel in the short run, 
but it is better than her becoming a heretic and social 
outcast.  Act now!

Dr Vargas
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Dear Dr. Vargas,

	I have always tried to live a good moral life. I had 
little trouble until a few years ago when I was paired with 
a woman for reproduction.  Unfortunately, I got saddled 
with one of those excitable ones who in addition is very 
"pretty,"  Actually "voluptuous" is the old word for her 
physical type.  Not all of it is her fault; no matter how 
much she eats, her waist remains quite small and only her 
hips and bust expand.  She has tried starvation diets, too, 
but can't achieve the flat-chested profile that most decent 
women manage.  Red hair and green eyes don't help her look 
ordinary, either.

	When we were first paired, at least my partner's 
behavior was proper and I just had to put up with her 
looks.  We produced one offspring, a young female, and have 
been told to produce another.  I want to be a good citizen, 
but recently I just don't know what to do with my partner.  
She has changed her appearance and attire.  She refuses to 
go for weekly barbering and her hair has grown quite long.  
By some means I do not understand, she has caused it to 
curl and fall in waves down her back.  If this isn't bad 
enough, she has perforated her earlobes and dangles large 
gold rings from them, having painted her lips and 
fingernails a garish red.

	Her attire is equally outrageous.  At home where no
one can see her, she puts on a garment she calls a "skirt."  
This is a piece of cloth wrapped tightly around her hips 
which barely covers her genitals.  From somewhere she has 
obtained outlandish footwear with a very high and narrow 
heel.  Walking in these semi-stilts causes her hips to 
undulate most disturbingly and makes it more difficult not 
to see beneath her "skirt."  When she puts on these obscene 
garments she refuses to wear the proper crotch and leg 
covers.  Instead, she wears a tiny triangle of cloth that 
is worse than total nudity - or so I thought until she left 
it off one day and I saw that she had shaved off the pubic 
hear that women are said to have.

	I wish I could tell you this is all, but it is not.  
She apparently has gotten the idea that our couplings 
should be pleasant!  When we are in bed she refuses to lie 
still, but writhes and bucks and rubs herself between her 
legs while I am trying to reproduce.  She claims that she 
enjoys the process and tries to get me to practice it more 
frequently.  I'm sorry to say that occasionally I allow her 
outrageous behavior to excite my base instincts and I give 
in to her.  Recently she has been goading me into coupling 
with her almost once a week and the fiend still wants more!

	I have tried to reason with her about this behavior, 
but she is totally irrational and says that she is doing 
this for *me*!  The woman has come to believe that a decent 
man could actually want his partner to dress and behave 
this way!  She says that she is "in love" with me and that 
she wants us to live together for the rest of our lives 
even after our offspring have become adult.

	I do not believe that my partner is really evil, 
however much her behavior may suggest she is.  I wish her 
no ill, but I fear that if I remain in the situation, her 
behavior may start to rub off on me.

	Please help me!

					Victim

Dear Victim,

	From what you have written, I can determine that your 
partner is more than just seriously delusional.  She has 
criminal intent.  Your course is obvious.  Get out!  It is 
especially important that you act immediately because your 
partner is exposing an innocent female offspring to an 
extremely inappropriate role model.

	It is clear to me that your partner has come under the 
influence, whether from some person or through banned 
literature, with the concept of Christian "marriage."  Few 
would recognize it nowadays, but this was a common practice 
during earlier times.  Christianity, which you probably 
have not heard of, is a kind of heresy of orthodox 
Manichaeism.  It rejects our belief in the dualistic 
struggle of Good and Evil in the world with the Evil 
principle dragging us down through our material natures 
while the Good tries to lift us toward pure spirituality.  
Sex we recognize as the principal snare of the Evil One.

Christians, on the other hand, believed that the world, 
though infused by much evil, was essentially good, having 
been "redeemed" by the death and miraculous resuscitation 
of their culture-hero, one "Jesus," whom they called 
"Christ."  This erroneous tenet led them to believe that 
the union of man and woman in "marriage," in addition to 
its procreative function, should also be an expression of 
love and affection.  Although it sounds almost too obscene 
to be spoken, they held that the "marriage" between 
"husband" and "wife" was somehow ("mysteriously") 
emblematic of the union of Christ with all believers, which 
they called the "church."  Although your partner's actions 
are extreme even by the standards of that perverse creed, 
she evidently rejects our belief that sex is necessarily 
evil.

How, you may ask, could any society based on such 
disgusting beliefs hold together for a week, much less two 
thousand years.  The answer is that Christians seldom took 
their absurd beliefs to their obvious conclusions.  Then 
too, they were fortunate that some of their early thinkers, 
"Fathers of the Church," they were called, advanced ideas 
that were not too far from Manichaeism.  Augustine of 
Hippo, a libertine in his youth, developed a doctrine of 
"Original Sin" (the only Christian doctrine for which there 
is empirical proof, one of their wits said).  This Sin 
Augustine linked closely to sexual desire.  His and similar 
teaching, plus a healthy patriarchy that found sexuality of 
women especially troubling, gave them a set of actions that 
few Manacheans would find objectionable.

Excuse me if you found this theological background 
boring, but it is necessary for you to understand just how 
depraved your partner is and why you must sever the bond 
with her as soon as possible.  Normally the authorities 
frown on a partner who refuses to live with his or her 
assigned pair as this smacks of "volitionism."  In you 
case, I'm sure you will have no problem.  Indeed, to allow 
a female offspring to live in a household with a woman such 
as you describe would be tantamount to child abuse.

Save yourself and your offspring.  Denounce and 
separate yourself from this evil woman.

Dr. Vargas
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