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   Lines by Uther Pendragon nogardneprethu@gmail.com

   "If I told you that you had the most beautiful body that I had ever
seen, would you hold it against me?"

   "Sean, that is the worst line that I have ever heard."

   "Seems to have worked, though."

   "You're just lucky that you married me before you tried it."

   "This ring does come with a guarantee, doesn't it?  'To have and to
hold, from this day forth....' That means that I don't ever have to let you
go."

   "I don't think that that was what those words meant.  Hey!  Let me
down."

   "It was a pickup line after all."

   ...

   "Let me down!"

   "What'll you give me?"

   "A kiss?"

   "How about two?"

   "Deal....  That's one."

   "Hey, you don't have to."

   "But I want to.  Damn.  Belts are harder than they look.  See?  You want
me to, too....  And that's two.  Now you can't catch me."

   "Come back in here, or I'm coming after you."

   "Sean!"

   "Nobody saw me.  And I did catch you."

   "That's because I came back up the stairs.  And anybody could have seen
you half naked.  I'd have died of shame."

   "But I wouldn't have.  So it was silly to run out of the apartment for
your game of tag."

   "Sean, you could catch me inside the apartment without moving your
feet."

   "Almost true.  So you should never try to leave my arms.  Never in your
whole life."

   "I have news that will change your mind."

   "Never!"

   "I need to put it in."

   "Well, go do that.  I'll pull out the bed."

   ...

   "You know, Sean, we could do this after dinner."

   "Wonderful idea.  But let's cross that bridge when we come to it. 
Anyway, you're supposed to wait one hour after eating."

   "That's swimming."

   "Not yet, but let me work on it."

   ...

   "Sean?"

   "Mmmf?"

   "Now.  Now!"

   "Yes, my darling.  Oh, my darling.  You feel so nice around me, so
sweet, so warm."

   "You too.  Now move."

   "I..."

   "Mmm."

   "Love..."

   "Oh, darling.  Oh Sean."

   "Vickie!"

   "Ahhh!"

   "Oh.  Oh!  God!"

   ...

   "Can you?"

   "Sure.  Better?"

   "This is best....  So, do you come in here often?"

   "In there?  Every chance I get."

   The end Lines by Uther Pendragon nogardneprethu@gmail.com 2004/06
2014/03/08

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